Desiccated Cephalopod
@codasquid.bsky.social
Basic white boy, add avocado for just $2
The only fat cats I support are the chonky monsters terrorizing my house.
To my followers and lovers, thanks for the opportunity to disappoint. 🙏
The only fat cats I support are the chonky monsters terrorizing my house.
To my followers and lovers, thanks for the opportunity to disappoint. 🙏
They look like “I walked 500 miles for this??”
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
They look like “I walked 500 miles for this??”
Only if you stop lol. Health conscious folks might opt for doctor approved meth instead 👍 #AllDayHavingDiasters
February 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Only if you stop lol. Health conscious folks might opt for doctor approved meth instead 👍 #AllDayHavingDiasters
Will they provide a boot to lick or do I have to bring my own?
February 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Will they provide a boot to lick or do I have to bring my own?
Sees his shadow and predicts six more weeks until next new Epstein file release.
February 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Sees his shadow and predicts six more weeks until next new Epstein file release.
"They do/say/make a thing I've incorporated into my self perception & worldview, so I must ignore anything they do that might my perception of myself" ends up exerting enormous influence on the individual scales of justice.
February 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
"They do/say/make a thing I've incorporated into my self perception & worldview, so I must ignore anything they do that might my perception of myself" ends up exerting enormous influence on the individual scales of justice.
If a deathbed conversion can save a person, then no amount of evil committed is enough to condemn them. So, we end up with communities defending individuals who are doing harm, because they value the good the individual also provides or because exposing them will damage the group identity.
February 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
If a deathbed conversion can save a person, then no amount of evil committed is enough to condemn them. So, we end up with communities defending individuals who are doing harm, because they value the good the individual also provides or because exposing them will damage the group identity.
I've wondered if the christian-binary worldview of good and bad people has had an outsized impact on how we view people. In most christian doctrines, once you are saved you are destined for heaven and access unlimited forgiveness. Conversely, if you are not saved, no amount of good will rescue you.
February 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I've wondered if the christian-binary worldview of good and bad people has had an outsized impact on how we view people. In most christian doctrines, once you are saved you are destined for heaven and access unlimited forgiveness. Conversely, if you are not saved, no amount of good will rescue you.
My guess is the side quest leads to the fridge for payment of the cheese tax
August 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My guess is the side quest leads to the fridge for payment of the cheese tax
Yes, but played EXACTLY the same as he played Roman Roy on Succession
August 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Yes, but played EXACTLY the same as he played Roman Roy on Succession
That’s a weird ass snickers bar
August 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
That’s a weird ass snickers bar
when Ncuti wears sweats, everyone sweats
July 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
when Ncuti wears sweats, everyone sweats
The vendor should tell Alan he's sorry for the misunderstanding and he's happy to provide pierogis exactly how Alan likes them and give him raw pierogis. Are these young enough?
July 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The vendor should tell Alan he's sorry for the misunderstanding and he's happy to provide pierogis exactly how Alan likes them and give him raw pierogis. Are these young enough?
Gonna hold a gun to my own head so I can say I was coerced and have the marriage annulled once we live together and I realize she was lying about wanting to watch Ninja Turtles reruns with me every night.
July 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Gonna hold a gun to my own head so I can say I was coerced and have the marriage annulled once we live together and I realize she was lying about wanting to watch Ninja Turtles reruns with me every night.
Taking a break from taking L’s to catch a few Z’s
July 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Taking a break from taking L’s to catch a few Z’s
Well, he put his future glasses on, so he can definitely see the future now, right? 🤓
July 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Well, he put his future glasses on, so he can definitely see the future now, right? 🤓
At first, I was looking at Mendeley or Zotero, but I think those are really more for citation tracking and not quite what I want. I’m not going to be collecting academic articles, we’d be doing our own statistical analysis and tracking those results.
July 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
At first, I was looking at Mendeley or Zotero, but I think those are really more for citation tracking and not quite what I want. I’m not going to be collecting academic articles, we’d be doing our own statistical analysis and tracking those results.
July 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Can’t wait for these to be the first glasses to give people lazy eyes as they try to read the pop up text in the edge of the frame
July 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Can’t wait for these to be the first glasses to give people lazy eyes as they try to read the pop up text in the edge of the frame
Not to mention losing our awesome glow-up trick - just smash cutting in real life from sad nerds to hot smarties by taking our glasses off and letting our hair down. Clark Kent and sexy librarians know what I’m talking about
July 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Not to mention losing our awesome glow-up trick - just smash cutting in real life from sad nerds to hot smarties by taking our glasses off and letting our hair down. Clark Kent and sexy librarians know what I’m talking about