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cod3z.bsky.social
codez, formerly of twitter
@cod3z.bsky.social
33 | he/him | charlotte | @riddlemethat.bsky.social's husband

mostly pictures of my dogs and plants with an occasional thirst trap
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hope you all had a happy hallowiener 👻
i think we'd all be better off if we practiced a little less live, laugh, love and a little more divorced, beheaded, died
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
it is 30° out and my husband is wearing a blanket (and nothing else) to take the dogs outside for nighttime potties
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
guess i don't need to make the bed today
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Every gay relationship has the bf who posts online constantly and the bf who hardly ever posts
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
the thought of having to open my laptop once again and respond to silly little slack messages tomorrow is absolutely nauseating
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
the thought of doing literally anything today is simply too much for me
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
there's n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n no way
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
♥️
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i am once again drooling over my own husband
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
7 years ago today... I'm due for another visit to the west coast!
November 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
the athleticism?? hello?!
November 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
my FIL got re-married today (to someone we don't necessarily care for), so i put a load in his son
November 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
up early and so is he
November 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
i hate gay halloween what do you mean you're the meth they made in breaking bad
November 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
i just think that my husband
November 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
bought new undies and they literally have a dick pouch... innovation 🤯
November 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
hope you all had a happy hallowiener 👻
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
are we putting trees up today ladies
November 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
we both hit milestones at the gym today, but neither of us can keep our eyes open for a photo 😅💪🏼 @riddlemethat.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
this season of dragula has been so entertaining but the challenges have been so mid
October 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
returning to the office is so not my vibe. i'm not built for this life.
October 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
happy gotcha day, turtle! in the last year, you have tested our patience in ways we didn't know were possible, but we wouldn't trade you for the world sweet boy 💙
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
not bad for a girl who was out of the country (and the gym) for three of the last four weeks
October 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
giving props where they are due, Demi's new album is fantastic
October 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
i miss little mix more than i should
October 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM