Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑
coconutbutt.bsky.social
Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑
@coconutbutt.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 he/him | 🏳️‍⚧️ ally

about me:
fun sized with a fatty 🍑 | friendly af, especially on days ending in y ☺️ | into everything except what i’m not 😬

📍: tx +co
Pinned
my booty just be out there and i’m here for it because every day is hump day over here 😛
it just hits different 🖤
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Y’all finally had some leverage and these 8 people just gave it up for a vote that may not even yield extending the one thing y’all were holding out for. 🙄 🤦🏾‍♂️

I hope this is the tipping point for younger, bolder members to be elected and lead the Democratic Party in Congress moving forward.
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
forgot one 😉
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
a 5’6” king
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
wash. rinse. repeat. - moar soap remix (extended cut) 🤭 😜
November 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
love yourself 😘
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
wash. rinse. repeat.

#softiesaturday
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If you see this, quote with a selfie of when you felt cute 🥰
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
More good news this week! ❤️
BREAKING: Federal Judge Immergut in Portland rules Trump admin CANNOT deploy National Guard to Oregon. Grants state & city a PERMANENT injunction, barring troops indefinitely.
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
when you fall asleep and wake up disoriented in the middle of the next day, that’s how you know that *insert activity from the night* was good 😏
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
sun was rising but i was on my way down 😌

was knocked tf out for 8 hours after this one 😴

#fcf
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
all dicks need love ❤️
I wish more of yall were publicly vocal about liking smaller dicks. Yall finally got around to liking big boys and chubs publicly, now let’s do this one instead of keeping it exclusive to the DMs. 🤏🏽 🍆
November 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
taking one for the team on #fcf 🫠 😈

feat. tuna can jerry from @allnighttoys.bsky.social

#ffun #gayfisting
November 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
He ran like that shit was contagious 👀 🤷 🏃
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 AM
exactly ❤️
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 AM
likewise 😮‍💨 😌 😄
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Y’all stay unbothered out there in those streets cuz I know I am 😄
November 7, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I told the kids they can’t stay inside, get out and go be social, bye 👋🏾 ✌🏾😂
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Reposted by Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑
October 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
side effects include but are not limited to:

staring 👀
drooling 🤤
sweating 🥵
shortness of breath 😮‍💨
uncontrollable erections 🍆
catching feelings 😍

talk to your healthcare provider to see if HAIRY ASS is right for you
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
ditto
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
it’s thursday so i’m throwin’ that thang in reverse in anticipation of #fcf 😈
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Reposted by Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑
I'm here outside Speaker Johnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files.

Change my mind.
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
the newest addition to my desk decor 😍

wasn’t having the best day mentally the other day and building it helped calm me down a bit 😌

my hubby got it for me as a surprise ❤️
November 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM