Cocoa D Mocha
@cocoadmocha.bsky.social
people say im gloomy but i listen to hiphop and stuff
every so often i double check how old the earth is in case it changed as if the running number of 4.53 billion years has changed in the last few months
January 14, 2026 at 6:25 PM
every so often i double check how old the earth is in case it changed as if the running number of 4.53 billion years has changed in the last few months
it must have been tough to be a commission artist in the renaissance like imagine you spend 8 months chiseling out a rough draft from marble and the client sees it and asks to make the boobs bigger
January 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
it must have been tough to be a commission artist in the renaissance like imagine you spend 8 months chiseling out a rough draft from marble and the client sees it and asks to make the boobs bigger
just invented a tofu-beef hybrid i call it teef :D
January 14, 2026 at 12:15 AM
just invented a tofu-beef hybrid i call it teef :D
i think imma get a 3d printer coming up so i can get to actual work on designing prosthetics. need something to cut metal, too.
January 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
i think imma get a 3d printer coming up so i can get to actual work on designing prosthetics. need something to cut metal, too.
every few months i get the one piece itch again but i wanna read it but also on the anime i left off just after thrillet bark and i dont...know if...i need (or have the willpower) to read all of the followup to that.....
January 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
every few months i get the one piece itch again but i wanna read it but also on the anime i left off just after thrillet bark and i dont...know if...i need (or have the willpower) to read all of the followup to that.....
i need to move to a house with a designated lab room like fully deadass i want to build things and some of them require complete sterility and i need to wear swirly glasses and a loose tank top with a white t shirt tied around my waist and whack things with a wrench and say "waoh!!!" way more
January 13, 2026 at 8:58 PM
i need to move to a house with a designated lab room like fully deadass i want to build things and some of them require complete sterility and i need to wear swirly glasses and a loose tank top with a white t shirt tied around my waist and whack things with a wrench and say "waoh!!!" way more
im the only one in the office still (and tomorrow too) so we singin. we whistling. we doin dances. we making coffee and tea and combining them. we doin it all.
January 13, 2026 at 8:56 PM
im the only one in the office still (and tomorrow too) so we singin. we whistling. we doin dances. we making coffee and tea and combining them. we doin it all.
being a bug and finally doing that little jump out of your old molted shell probably feels amazing
January 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
being a bug and finally doing that little jump out of your old molted shell probably feels amazing
why yes, i do use google translate to give my funny haha tweets an extra oomph when needed 😎 Comment le saviez-vous ?
January 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
why yes, i do use google translate to give my funny haha tweets an extra oomph when needed 😎 Comment le saviez-vous ?
life is so stupid like why do we have to pee so much? come on
January 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
life is so stupid like why do we have to pee so much? come on
i think i may have to get into a fist fight with google - theyre shuttering an API that i need for work due to "low customer usage" like GIRL IM A CUSTOMER AND IM USING IT KEEP IT OPEN FOR ME EVEN IF IT COSTS YOU THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS PLEEEEEEAAASE IM SOBBING SPITTING THROWING UP
January 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
i think i may have to get into a fist fight with google - theyre shuttering an API that i need for work due to "low customer usage" like GIRL IM A CUSTOMER AND IM USING IT KEEP IT OPEN FOR ME EVEN IF IT COSTS YOU THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS PLEEEEEEAAASE IM SOBBING SPITTING THROWING UP
my work's org has approved installation requests for ~90 random ass packages from all around the net, but spotify.exe is the one that they absolutely refuse and wont allow....
January 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
my work's org has approved installation requests for ~90 random ass packages from all around the net, but spotify.exe is the one that they absolutely refuse and wont allow....
been playing a lot of american truck simulator with mods for invincibility and 200+mph lately and its nonstop this
January 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
been playing a lot of american truck simulator with mods for invincibility and 200+mph lately and its nonstop this
heres it running!!!
January 2, 2026 at 10:04 PM
heres it running!!!
spent the last two days building this and its finally done and IT WORKS PERFECTLY AND IT EVEN HAS THE MARBLES RING A LIL BELL AS THEY GO AAAAAA IM SO HAPPY
January 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
spent the last two days building this and its finally done and IT WORKS PERFECTLY AND IT EVEN HAS THE MARBLES RING A LIL BELL AS THEY GO AAAAAA IM SO HAPPY
i got this image off of a repost bot on another site so im sorry that i dunno the creator but...its beautiful.....
December 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
i got this image off of a repost bot on another site so im sorry that i dunno the creator but...its beautiful.....
for one of my work programs:
it processes data in chunks
data is packed into key-value pairs
whats the variable to track which chunk is being processed?
ChunkKey
This has been hardcoded into every vital system. it cannot be changed. mueheheheheheheheheh
it processes data in chunks
data is packed into key-value pairs
whats the variable to track which chunk is being processed?
ChunkKey
This has been hardcoded into every vital system. it cannot be changed. mueheheheheheheheheh
December 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
for one of my work programs:
it processes data in chunks
data is packed into key-value pairs
whats the variable to track which chunk is being processed?
ChunkKey
This has been hardcoded into every vital system. it cannot be changed. mueheheheheheheheheh
it processes data in chunks
data is packed into key-value pairs
whats the variable to track which chunk is being processed?
ChunkKey
This has been hardcoded into every vital system. it cannot be changed. mueheheheheheheheheh
nothing revitalizes you quite like blowing your nose when being sick is starting to go away and you can breathe normally again for the first time in weeks
December 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
nothing revitalizes you quite like blowing your nose when being sick is starting to go away and you can breathe normally again for the first time in weeks
i got a new popsocket for my phone and muehehehehehehehehe
December 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i got a new popsocket for my phone and muehehehehehehehehe
p bollocks of the world to make me get my once every 3/4 years super sick ill the week that holidays breaks start, i think im like...80% better..? but todays my last day off grrrr
December 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
p bollocks of the world to make me get my once every 3/4 years super sick ill the week that holidays breaks start, i think im like...80% better..? but todays my last day off grrrr
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I've always admired feline fashion 💜
December 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I've always admired feline fashion 💜
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
im yam feeling v moe today
December 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
im yam feeling v moe today