Ben Usaf
@cockbeard.bsky.social
Kickyball, data science, and grumpiness
Cherries, Preds, and punk rock
Cherries, Preds, and punk rock
40M for the USMNT skipper??
Try again, just sack some more dinner ladies, you'll find the money for a real bid somewhere
I mean you lot lurrrrve spending money
Try again, just sack some more dinner ladies, you'll find the money for a real bid somewhere
I mean you lot lurrrrve spending money
December 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
40M for the USMNT skipper??
Try again, just sack some more dinner ladies, you'll find the money for a real bid somewhere
I mean you lot lurrrrve spending money
Try again, just sack some more dinner ladies, you'll find the money for a real bid somewhere
I mean you lot lurrrrve spending money
The Chelsea owners bought him all those players
They'd be angry if he wasn't sweating his assets
They'd be angry if he wasn't sweating his assets
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The Chelsea owners bought him all those players
They'd be angry if he wasn't sweating his assets
They'd be angry if he wasn't sweating his assets
Not sure whether to reply
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Not sure whether to reply
Not offended at all, I think we all want a conference/Lg2 side that we can see some youngsters against but not so low down the pyramid that we're the bid bad for beating them
Whereas both sets of fans see this as winnable, but a struggle, so no real respite from PL slog
Whereas both sets of fans see this as winnable, but a struggle, so no real respite from PL slog
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Not offended at all, I think we all want a conference/Lg2 side that we can see some youngsters against but not so low down the pyramid that we're the bid bad for beating them
Whereas both sets of fans see this as winnable, but a struggle, so no real respite from PL slog
Whereas both sets of fans see this as winnable, but a struggle, so no real respite from PL slog
TBF We'd not exactly call it ideal either
Hope Michael's right though, it's a difficult enough journey at the best of times, let's hope it doesn't end up at silly o'clock because the Tongan Islands want to televise it
Hope Michael's right though, it's a difficult enough journey at the best of times, let's hope it doesn't end up at silly o'clock because the Tongan Islands want to televise it
December 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
TBF We'd not exactly call it ideal either
Hope Michael's right though, it's a difficult enough journey at the best of times, let's hope it doesn't end up at silly o'clock because the Tongan Islands want to televise it
Hope Michael's right though, it's a difficult enough journey at the best of times, let's hope it doesn't end up at silly o'clock because the Tongan Islands want to televise it
Both things are true here
Ref lost the game very early, never managed to claw it back
We lost our heads and got involved in the creator bits of the game which did ourselves no favours
Crap ref or not, should be stronger and more mature
Ref lost the game very early, never managed to claw it back
We lost our heads and got involved in the creator bits of the game which did ourselves no favours
Crap ref or not, should be stronger and more mature
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Both things are true here
Ref lost the game very early, never managed to claw it back
We lost our heads and got involved in the creator bits of the game which did ourselves no favours
Crap ref or not, should be stronger and more mature
Ref lost the game very early, never managed to claw it back
We lost our heads and got involved in the creator bits of the game which did ourselves no favours
Crap ref or not, should be stronger and more mature
Eva brace in the second half
Hopefully ref watches a few of the drivers at half time and come out determined not to be conned by then again
Hopefully ref watches a few of the drivers at half time and come out determined not to be conned by then again
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Eva brace in the second half
Hopefully ref watches a few of the drivers at half time and come out determined not to be conned by then again
Hopefully ref watches a few of the drivers at half time and come out determined not to be conned by then again
They're targeting him now
Even if he does nothing wrong they'll buy a second yellow for Alex eventually
The two going down at the corner should have opened the refs eyes up to it a bit more. I wonder if they're made of sugar just melting in the rain
Even if he does nothing wrong they'll buy a second yellow for Alex eventually
The two going down at the corner should have opened the refs eyes up to it a bit more. I wonder if they're made of sugar just melting in the rain
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
They're targeting him now
Even if he does nothing wrong they'll buy a second yellow for Alex eventually
The two going down at the corner should have opened the refs eyes up to it a bit more. I wonder if they're made of sugar just melting in the rain
Even if he does nothing wrong they'll buy a second yellow for Alex eventually
The two going down at the corner should have opened the refs eyes up to it a bit more. I wonder if they're made of sugar just melting in the rain
If they always go down this easy at least we know the WAGs are well looked after
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If they always go down this easy at least we know the WAGs are well looked after
That's because our teams don't win much and we're not entitled little nincompoops
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
That's because our teams don't win much and we're not entitled little nincompoops
I'm not reading the thread, but I'm assuming this is one of our backwards transatlantic cousins
And they've never heard of butter
And they've never heard of butter
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I'm not reading the thread, but I'm assuming this is one of our backwards transatlantic cousins
And they've never heard of butter
And they've never heard of butter
Open Borders??
We've always had open borders, remind them Sooz
We're a fucking island
We've always had open borders, remind them Sooz
We're a fucking island
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Open Borders??
We've always had open borders, remind them Sooz
We're a fucking island
We've always had open borders, remind them Sooz
We're a fucking island
He seems to love Israel as well
Wait until he finds out who killed Jesus
Wait until he finds out who killed Jesus
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
He seems to love Israel as well
Wait until he finds out who killed Jesus
Wait until he finds out who killed Jesus
I have to this day never fly fished directly underneath HV lines
November 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I have to this day never fly fished directly underneath HV lines
I know
You should always hang shirts from the hem
You destroy the shape by doing it at the shoulders
You should always hang shirts from the hem
You destroy the shape by doing it at the shoulders
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I know
You should always hang shirts from the hem
You destroy the shape by doing it at the shoulders
You should always hang shirts from the hem
You destroy the shape by doing it at the shoulders
Plus we'd have to take the Euro which means ceding huge amounts of soft power away from London and to Frankfurt
But then if we had a strong government, Cameron would have had the balls to say, "Cheers for your opinion, fuck off, stupid turkeys voting for Christmas"
But then if we had a strong government, Cameron would have had the balls to say, "Cheers for your opinion, fuck off, stupid turkeys voting for Christmas"
November 4, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Plus we'd have to take the Euro which means ceding huge amounts of soft power away from London and to Frankfurt
But then if we had a strong government, Cameron would have had the balls to say, "Cheers for your opinion, fuck off, stupid turkeys voting for Christmas"
But then if we had a strong government, Cameron would have had the balls to say, "Cheers for your opinion, fuck off, stupid turkeys voting for Christmas"
I'm no Brexit apologist, I was no brexiteer at the time either
However I'm genuinely unsure at the moment, a strong government would remember that 90% of EU trade deals were British deals grandfathered in when we joined the EEC, and that by rights we should still be able to use them and update them
However I'm genuinely unsure at the moment, a strong government would remember that 90% of EU trade deals were British deals grandfathered in when we joined the EEC, and that by rights we should still be able to use them and update them
November 4, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I'm no Brexit apologist, I was no brexiteer at the time either
However I'm genuinely unsure at the moment, a strong government would remember that 90% of EU trade deals were British deals grandfathered in when we joined the EEC, and that by rights we should still be able to use them and update them
However I'm genuinely unsure at the moment, a strong government would remember that 90% of EU trade deals were British deals grandfathered in when we joined the EEC, and that by rights we should still be able to use them and update them
You talk a lot of sense
Reversing it however is a madness now. We have to find a way to lead from the outside, rejoining will make us weaker as we'll never get as favourable terms as we previously had
Reversing it however is a madness now. We have to find a way to lead from the outside, rejoining will make us weaker as we'll never get as favourable terms as we previously had
November 4, 2025 at 8:26 AM
You talk a lot of sense
Reversing it however is a madness now. We have to find a way to lead from the outside, rejoining will make us weaker as we'll never get as favourable terms as we previously had
Reversing it however is a madness now. We have to find a way to lead from the outside, rejoining will make us weaker as we'll never get as favourable terms as we previously had
Also Rez, but with artistic license
Wish I could remember who made it and credit them but oh well
Wish I could remember who made it and credit them but oh well
November 4, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Also Rez, but with artistic license
Wish I could remember who made it and credit them but oh well
Wish I could remember who made it and credit them but oh well
This means you'll likely never get to find out just how good @afcbpodcast.com is, that's a shame ;)
#afcb #utciad #botn
#afcb #utciad #botn
October 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
This means you'll likely never get to find out just how good @afcbpodcast.com is, that's a shame ;)
#afcb #utciad #botn
#afcb #utciad #botn
Codemasters are gonna chase this for IP infringement
But then we've waited a long time for a Dizzy remake
But then we've waited a long time for a Dizzy remake
October 26, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Codemasters are gonna chase this for IP infringement
But then we've waited a long time for a Dizzy remake
But then we've waited a long time for a Dizzy remake