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Lego fanatic, friend of felines (but currently without), general SF/Fantasy nerd (but especially Star Wars) and die-hard adventure-gamer. Ageing rivethead. Neuro-divergent. Enby. They/Them.

My to-be-read pile has a to-be-read pile

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Jesus fucking christ America, way to say there is no bottom to your depths of evil and depravity. THEY WERE THERE FIRST YOU UTTER BELLENDS.

You do NOT get to tell indiginous peoples whether they are citizens or not.
The Department of Homeland Security is refusing to release information on 3 detained Oglala Lakota tribal members who are being held at Fort Snelling, a former concentration camp for Native people, unless the tribe enters into an immigration agreement with ICE.
Oglala Sioux Tribe accuses federal authorities of treaty violation after four members detained by ICE
“Members of the Oglala Sioux Tribe are United States citizens. We are the first Americans.”
www.wjtv.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Who knew rhinos could be so playful!
🦌 I’ll dilute the political news a little with something pleasant:
A tiny deer went up against a huge rhinoceros 😊😀🙃
#Euro #USA #Politics #Russia #War #Ukraine #Animals
January 9, 2026 at 1:18 PM
December 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You know, one of the best things about photo-editing is playing a game of "is that speck of dust on the thing in the photo or on my screen?"

<sigh>
December 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The Bombay Mix is open. I guess we are officially commencing the run-up to Yule... 🎍 🎄🎍
December 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Oh dear. I think Kat asking me about my potential desire for sausages has woken my stomach up. It's almost like she thinks I've forgotten to eat the entire time she's been asleep...
December 7, 2025 at 9:59 AM
So, allegedly only (hah!) 225 DIY minifigs, out of 775, left to have their photos tidied up, text added, etc.. Getting somewhere, I think to myself.

Until I remember there's probably 30 or so that still need photographing. And some rework on some custom-painted bits and, and...

Why do I do this?
December 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Not having the first damn clue about what SEC Championship was about, having seen it trending, my first thought was "Oh! Do they have a competition for Year's Biggest Fraudster, or some-such?"

Disappointed to discover that it's just 'football.'
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I should try that sleep thing. Not sure how well that will go given I keep chuckling at having referred to a now non-existent far-right podcaster as a not very good Pez dispenser, single-use, gone to landfill.

How did everything get so crazy/weird/screwed-up/stupid/delete-as-applicable...?

Le sigh
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
If, when this all inevitably implodes, there is talk of bailouts, we need to break some shit. They want us to let them erase our humanity and kill the planet. Time to take a lesson from the French.
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Which Myst Uru dev thought the time one has to wait for $thing to happen after "Rest[ing] in the light" should be 14 minutes? If I rest in the light any bleedin' longer, after umpteen tries, I'll be permanently resting! Climbed the curtains. Maybe even gone to join the choir invisibule 💀 AAAARGH! 👿
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Ah, the inimitable Smol Paul! I recommend watching all of these videos at least 3 times to get the full effect. Hurrah for the wobbliest of yeets!
And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"That's not a [cat], it's a watermelon with fur"
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
"Now, let’s just hope this is all real and the company doesn’t fuck this up between now and release."

This.

Also, Han shot first.
Leaks Show Theatrical Version Of Star Wars Being Restored In 4K
Leaked screenshots show off a highly detailed restoration that puts the crappy 2006 versions of the theatrical cuts to shame
kotaku.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Ugh. I am beginning to think that being awake is a bit too much like being awake.
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
<sees Stephen Miller, NATO and the CDC trending> So, what fresh new hell have I awoken to today...? I mean, that's like maybe three out of the four Horsemen... That said, one could probably argue that Miller is all of them rolled into one. I'm sure he'd like that.
November 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Call me a philistine if you wish but mozzarella on toast is delicious. It's also the business on crumpets.

Maybe @kayelem23.bsky.social will stop nagging me about those two crusts and the cheese that needs eating now...
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Thank you Internet of Stupid. Tidying up a photo of a Lego droid minifigure and my brain will not stop giving me "Buttbuttination Droid" as I type the filename, like it's digging me in the ribs and whispering "Go on..." No.
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
<gives the Yorkshire weather a really hard stare> I mean, I know that there is a 50% chance of rain on any given day here but come on.
⚡️Solar storm incoming! We are actively monitoring severe space weather events, occurring on 11-12 November. Severely disturbed geomagnetic conditions are expected to persist for at least 24 to 48 hours.

🔗 www.esa.int/Space_Safety...

@operations.esa.int @science.esa.int
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
So who's stupid idea was it to take photos of every single one of my DIY minifigs and then determinedly edit out every single speck of dust from every single one because autism?

Actually, I think I might have answered my own question there...

😆
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Well done, people of New York! (Except Staten Island, obviously). And all the other people who've elected Dems in various places. Maybe now more people will get the idea that, if you do vote, you really can change things. And I hope politicians out here in the rest of the world take note.
November 5, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I'm not sure I have adequate quantities of This for... this. Why can we not have stuff that works, doesn't require a bullshit subscription, and doesn't have 'AI' forced into it for no good reason? And we're supposed to pay through the nose for this garbage, too. I'll stick with old stuff that works.
Generally speaking I don't want my items to be Futuristic, I want them to work
November 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Yay for the start of November in the UK 😒 It's 1:44 of the a.m. and some oik is still letting off fireworks. I swear it gets to like the middle of October and it starts to sound like WW3 commencing before it's even dark, every damn day through to mid November.
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Arguments against Intelligent Design no. 50,367: why the fuck is the thing that is meant to stop crap getting in your eye the ABSOLUTE WORST THING TO GET IN YOUR EYE?
October 27, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Since I've been crap and still don't have anything new to post, I guess a half-hearted attempt to join in with spooky season will have to do. So, here's one I made earlier... (no sticky-backed plastic or loo-roll tubes, though)

#Lego #AFOL #MinifigMonday #Halloween #Spooky
It's #MinifigMonday and, for entry no. 10 (!), the theme is love, if a little twisted and monochromatic. Spooky Boy and Spooky Girl have a date in the haunted old cemetery. He's brought flowers but is nervous as she's a little older than him and rather serious. #Lego #AFOL #MOC #MyOwnCreation #Goth
October 27, 2025 at 10:13 AM