Cobalt Candle
@cobaltcandle.bsky.social
🔞. Erotic Fiction Author. He/Him. Leftist. Early 30's. I do not endorse the themes of the stories I write.
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Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
February 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
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A couple of months ago, I did some guest art (as a trade) for lewdlemage's patreon!
And here it is: a nice big (birdbrained) Teto!
That dance is taking even more energy than usual...
And here it is: a nice big (birdbrained) Teto!
That dance is taking even more energy than usual...
February 8, 2026 at 6:50 PM
A couple of months ago, I did some guest art (as a trade) for lewdlemage's patreon!
And here it is: a nice big (birdbrained) Teto!
That dance is taking even more energy than usual...
And here it is: a nice big (birdbrained) Teto!
That dance is taking even more energy than usual...
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Terry accidentally gets a wife
February 9, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Terry accidentally gets a wife
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Gloria doing Gloria things
February 8, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Gloria doing Gloria things
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New fic up!
In which I play into the obvious kinks that Evelyn's character design presents itself to. I'm nothing if not weak.
📖 Read Here!
#nsfw #fanfiction
In which I play into the obvious kinks that Evelyn's character design presents itself to. I'm nothing if not weak.
📖 Read Here!
#nsfw #fanfiction
February 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
New fic up!
In which I play into the obvious kinks that Evelyn's character design presents itself to. I'm nothing if not weak.
📖 Read Here!
#nsfw #fanfiction
In which I play into the obvious kinks that Evelyn's character design presents itself to. I'm nothing if not weak.
📖 Read Here!
#nsfw #fanfiction
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ESPECIALLY if you’re out here drawing gock. Don’t you dare try to distance yourself from what’s going on around you
I think if you draw smut you’re inherently a type of activist to a degree, and it’s why I’m sort of uncomfortable around the nsfw artists who claim that they just aren’t “interested” in politics.
February 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
ESPECIALLY if you’re out here drawing gock. Don’t you dare try to distance yourself from what’s going on around you
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I think if you draw smut you’re inherently a type of activist to a degree, and it’s why I’m sort of uncomfortable around the nsfw artists who claim that they just aren’t “interested” in politics.
February 1, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I think if you draw smut you’re inherently a type of activist to a degree, and it’s why I’m sort of uncomfortable around the nsfw artists who claim that they just aren’t “interested” in politics.
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A Bite 'n' Switch, a fully illustrated 18-page smut-fic; where Isabelle and her brother Digby happen to eat a weird fruit that switches their genitals, funny stuff ensues~!
Now aviable on fanbox:
crossman.fanbox.cc
#isabelle #animalcrossing #digby #incest
Now aviable on fanbox:
crossman.fanbox.cc
#isabelle #animalcrossing #digby #incest
January 30, 2026 at 2:49 PM
A Bite 'n' Switch, a fully illustrated 18-page smut-fic; where Isabelle and her brother Digby happen to eat a weird fruit that switches their genitals, funny stuff ensues~!
Now aviable on fanbox:
crossman.fanbox.cc
#isabelle #animalcrossing #digby #incest
Now aviable on fanbox:
crossman.fanbox.cc
#isabelle #animalcrossing #digby #incest
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this is a small thing but it would be nice to feel good about paying taxes. i would like to write a check to the government and think about kids going to school and freshly paved roads not all the death squads my income helps fund.
The Trump-Vance administration just used your taxes to pay for ICE agents to kill a 37-year-old nurse, who was only there because another ICE agent killed a 37-year-old mother of three, who was only there because ICE agents are kidnapping your neighbors
January 24, 2026 at 9:29 PM
this is a small thing but it would be nice to feel good about paying taxes. i would like to write a check to the government and think about kids going to school and freshly paved roads not all the death squads my income helps fund.
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remarkably appropriate meme
January 20, 2026 at 11:19 PM
remarkably appropriate meme
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
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man, I haven't drawn nearly enough Faith recently. I need to do more of her.
January 12, 2026 at 12:03 AM
man, I haven't drawn nearly enough Faith recently. I need to do more of her.
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let the year of the horse commence.
January 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
let the year of the horse commence.
I just ran into a 10,000 word story that didn't use 'said' a single time. Please. I beg of you.
Dear authors: please use 'said'. Please. It's a good dialogue tag. 99% of other dialogue tags aren't.
January 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I just ran into a 10,000 word story that didn't use 'said' a single time. Please. I beg of you.
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A whole year of knocking up gals.
#isabelle #loona #Toriel #renamon #judyhopps #isabelle #krystal #furrynsfw
#isabelle #loona #Toriel #renamon #judyhopps #isabelle #krystal #furrynsfw
January 4, 2026 at 10:40 AM
A whole year of knocking up gals.
#isabelle #loona #Toriel #renamon #judyhopps #isabelle #krystal #furrynsfw
#isabelle #loona #Toriel #renamon #judyhopps #isabelle #krystal #furrynsfw
Happy new year, y'all. I was hoping to get one story out this year but it wasn't meant to be. At least one story in 2026 should be easy! :v
January 1, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Happy new year, y'all. I was hoping to get one story out this year but it wasn't meant to be. At least one story in 2026 should be easy! :v
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End of the year recap of some personal faves
December 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
End of the year recap of some personal faves
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If you don't repost anything else I do, repost this. Some furries are too young to know the history, and they need to.
April 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If you don't repost anything else I do, repost this. Some furries are too young to know the history, and they need to.
It's that time of year again: that's right, it's the 2025 Cobalt Candle Videogames Roundup Hoedown Showdown. Every game that I played to completion (i.e. ran credits) on, and my thoughts on them!
Here's 2024's, in case you missed it!
bsky.app/profile/coba...
Here's 2024's, in case you missed it!
bsky.app/profile/coba...
Cobalt's 2024 Videogames Roundup Hoedown Showdown!
Because I wanted to do a videogame retrospective this year, because it seemed like fun.
The rules:
1. Only games I finished in 2024, even if I started them earlier.
2. No multiplayer/live-service games unless they have a definitive ending.
Let's go!
Because I wanted to do a videogame retrospective this year, because it seemed like fun.
The rules:
1. Only games I finished in 2024, even if I started them earlier.
2. No multiplayer/live-service games unless they have a definitive ending.
Let's go!
December 28, 2025 at 10:43 AM
It's that time of year again: that's right, it's the 2025 Cobalt Candle Videogames Roundup Hoedown Showdown. Every game that I played to completion (i.e. ran credits) on, and my thoughts on them!
Here's 2024's, in case you missed it!
bsky.app/profile/coba...
Here's 2024's, in case you missed it!
bsky.app/profile/coba...
Friendly reminder that writers shouldn't allow anonymous comments on their stories. Even discounting the deluge of actively malicious bots around these days, is it REALLY so hard to just, like, register an account on AO3...?
December 23, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Friendly reminder that writers shouldn't allow anonymous comments on their stories. Even discounting the deluge of actively malicious bots around these days, is it REALLY so hard to just, like, register an account on AO3...?
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Guys did you enjoy the Clair Obscure awards featuring 7 different samurai themed soulslikes, 10 fantasy games with realistic cgi trailers with no gameplay, and Paladins but somehow even less original?
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Guys did you enjoy the Clair Obscure awards featuring 7 different samurai themed soulslikes, 10 fantasy games with realistic cgi trailers with no gameplay, and Paladins but somehow even less original?
God Bless Woodwind Guy.
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
God Bless Woodwind Guy.