Coatsie AKA “La Fleur”
@coatsieboy.bsky.social
Former Australian of the Beer. 🇦🇺🍺
Not a typo. Mum calls me Simon. Wife calls me out.
Not a typo. Mum calls me Simon. Wife calls me out.
Meanwhile: utterly unhinged gibberish that would see any other national leader’s gilded career in the toilet and them laughed at internationally.
Instead: being laughed at internationally from a gilded toilet 🥴🇺🇸🤡
Instead: being laughed at internationally from a gilded toilet 🥴🇺🇸🤡
December 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Meanwhile: utterly unhinged gibberish that would see any other national leader’s gilded career in the toilet and them laughed at internationally.
Instead: being laughed at internationally from a gilded toilet 🥴🇺🇸🤡
Instead: being laughed at internationally from a gilded toilet 🥴🇺🇸🤡
They understand he’s a prick & a piece of shit.
They don’t care. They like his unkindness.
They enjoy upsetting people they feel are superior: they believe educated & informed people are pretentious & self righteous blowhards.
Then they actually are this in defence of their own shitty behaviour.
They don’t care. They like his unkindness.
They enjoy upsetting people they feel are superior: they believe educated & informed people are pretentious & self righteous blowhards.
Then they actually are this in defence of their own shitty behaviour.
December 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
They understand he’s a prick & a piece of shit.
They don’t care. They like his unkindness.
They enjoy upsetting people they feel are superior: they believe educated & informed people are pretentious & self righteous blowhards.
Then they actually are this in defence of their own shitty behaviour.
They don’t care. They like his unkindness.
They enjoy upsetting people they feel are superior: they believe educated & informed people are pretentious & self righteous blowhards.
Then they actually are this in defence of their own shitty behaviour.
Terms of Endearment (was both of them) & Shadowlands (Debra W was typecast as the terminally ill character for a while there); JLB also made Broadcasts News, As Good as it Gets - his most notable Directing.
He also produced classics such as Big; & Bottle Rocket giving Wes Anderson his 1st big break
He also produced classics such as Big; & Bottle Rocket giving Wes Anderson his 1st big break
December 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Terms of Endearment (was both of them) & Shadowlands (Debra W was typecast as the terminally ill character for a while there); JLB also made Broadcasts News, As Good as it Gets - his most notable Directing.
He also produced classics such as Big; & Bottle Rocket giving Wes Anderson his 1st big break
He also produced classics such as Big; & Bottle Rocket giving Wes Anderson his 1st big break
This is nothing new
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This is nothing new
Because the man is in actual fact a demonstrably unconscionable unadulterated complete and utter gormless recalcitrant, wicked, weak, cowardly, corrupt and worthless swine himself
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Because the man is in actual fact a demonstrably unconscionable unadulterated complete and utter gormless recalcitrant, wicked, weak, cowardly, corrupt and worthless swine himself
Yeah sorry but I think Trump will be the first human being to live to 180 with his head in a jar on Scott Baio’s body or something equally ridiculous, weird & creepy.
There’s a reason the Teflon Don is still where he is.
I used to think his superpower was spinning $$$ from BS but it’s avoiding jail.
There’s a reason the Teflon Don is still where he is.
I used to think his superpower was spinning $$$ from BS but it’s avoiding jail.
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Yeah sorry but I think Trump will be the first human being to live to 180 with his head in a jar on Scott Baio’s body or something equally ridiculous, weird & creepy.
There’s a reason the Teflon Don is still where he is.
I used to think his superpower was spinning $$$ from BS but it’s avoiding jail.
There’s a reason the Teflon Don is still where he is.
I used to think his superpower was spinning $$$ from BS but it’s avoiding jail.
But Trump can’t shovel ANY of that into his pockets. Durr. Keep up boomer
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
But Trump can’t shovel ANY of that into his pockets. Durr. Keep up boomer
You waded-in uninvited. Nobody asked for your opinion and less find it valid.
You’re the silly fucking naive pretentious wannabe ingénue in the equation.
To reiterate: I admire the Obamas. I’ve paid to see Michelle speak publicly. Irrespective I’m not stupid enough to think they walk on water.
Ergo:
You’re the silly fucking naive pretentious wannabe ingénue in the equation.
To reiterate: I admire the Obamas. I’ve paid to see Michelle speak publicly. Irrespective I’m not stupid enough to think they walk on water.
Ergo:
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You waded-in uninvited. Nobody asked for your opinion and less find it valid.
You’re the silly fucking naive pretentious wannabe ingénue in the equation.
To reiterate: I admire the Obamas. I’ve paid to see Michelle speak publicly. Irrespective I’m not stupid enough to think they walk on water.
Ergo:
You’re the silly fucking naive pretentious wannabe ingénue in the equation.
To reiterate: I admire the Obamas. I’ve paid to see Michelle speak publicly. Irrespective I’m not stupid enough to think they walk on water.
Ergo:
What a fuckwit.
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
What a fuckwit.
Quietly confident there’s plenty of stuff you’re not sure about
November 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Quietly confident there’s plenty of stuff you’re not sure about
Evidence?
WTF are you talking about?
This isn’t some lame take down.
Evidence? 🤣
99.99999% of social media including me is yelling into the void.
I genuinely like & admire the Obamas, but it’d be naive to think of them as perfect people. Nobody gets to the top without being ruthless to some degree.
WTF are you talking about?
This isn’t some lame take down.
Evidence? 🤣
99.99999% of social media including me is yelling into the void.
I genuinely like & admire the Obamas, but it’d be naive to think of them as perfect people. Nobody gets to the top without being ruthless to some degree.
November 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Evidence?
WTF are you talking about?
This isn’t some lame take down.
Evidence? 🤣
99.99999% of social media including me is yelling into the void.
I genuinely like & admire the Obamas, but it’d be naive to think of them as perfect people. Nobody gets to the top without being ruthless to some degree.
WTF are you talking about?
This isn’t some lame take down.
Evidence? 🤣
99.99999% of social media including me is yelling into the void.
I genuinely like & admire the Obamas, but it’d be naive to think of them as perfect people. Nobody gets to the top without being ruthless to some degree.
Hate to break it to you but they’ve all been pretty fucking awful. The Obamas had to keep it squeaky clean because they’d be profiled just for their race obviously, and as much as I warmed to them as people, it’d be naive to think they haven’t left some wreckage in their wake.
That’s powerful people
That’s powerful people
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hate to break it to you but they’ve all been pretty fucking awful. The Obamas had to keep it squeaky clean because they’d be profiled just for their race obviously, and as much as I warmed to them as people, it’d be naive to think they haven’t left some wreckage in their wake.
That’s powerful people
That’s powerful people
What an asshole
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
What an asshole
His legion of gormless stupids will however eat it up with a spoon
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
His legion of gormless stupids will however eat it up with a spoon
Herr Shitler will try e/thing to be on the ballot again & will have to be skull dragged by jsocs not in his cult out of his new bunker he’s really building under his stupid ballroom
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Herr Shitler will try e/thing to be on the ballot again & will have to be skull dragged by jsocs not in his cult out of his new bunker he’s really building under his stupid ballroom
I often think about when he dies, how much peace will fall upon the earth.
I’ve also gained newfound sympathy for victims of abusive dads.
I’ve also gained newfound sympathy for victims of abusive dads.
November 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I often think about when he dies, how much peace will fall upon the earth.
I’ve also gained newfound sympathy for victims of abusive dads.
I’ve also gained newfound sympathy for victims of abusive dads.
Meanwhile, over on threads, abject racist filth:
October 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Meanwhile, over on threads, abject racist filth:
