I was born in the fires of a last minute UTEP choke

Literally me

Admittedly, I do not know the lyrics. I was too inebriated to ever learn them 😅

The quality of work we have come to expect from them

I’ve always maintained that if anyone has any questions, they can just ask me personally. Maybe one day I’ll get bored enough to go anonymous

That’s why I refuse to do these lol

I turned it off immediately and said “what the actual fuck” out loud. I almost didn’t go back to the show but friends encouraged me to. Batshit is an appropriate descriptor too lol

Him being a pompous ass tracks. It’s why I left El Paso, unfortunately. Even though I still carry it with me everywhere I go.

Ask the guy from El Paso where he went to high school and when he tells you say “that explains it”. No matter his answer you’ll immediately get in his head.