Dan Thomas
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STEM & PBL educator | LEGO Trainer | AI in Ed | Helping teachers make learning hands-on, playful & real-world ready! 🧱🚀🎯 Podcast Host: TechEdClubhouse
Taking a week to breathe, reflect, and enjoy the start of this new chapter—retirement. No posts, no podcast, just peace. Be back soon, recharged and ready.
#RetirementMode #WheresTheFunInThat
#RetirementMode #WheresTheFunInThat
June 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Taking a week to breathe, reflect, and enjoy the start of this new chapter—retirement. No posts, no podcast, just peace. Be back soon, recharged and ready.
#RetirementMode #WheresTheFunInThat
#RetirementMode #WheresTheFunInThat
Day 165. My wife and I took a thousand Mile road Trip to visit our family. My uncle asked us if we took turns driving on the way out
I replied, " yeah, it's hard to get here in a straight line. "
I replied, " yeah, it's hard to get here in a straight line. "
June 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Day 165. My wife and I took a thousand Mile road Trip to visit our family. My uncle asked us if we took turns driving on the way out
I replied, " yeah, it's hard to get here in a straight line. "
I replied, " yeah, it's hard to get here in a straight line. "
Day 151 My wife asked me the other night why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
I said because they all have phones
I said because they all have phones
May 19, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Day 151 My wife asked me the other night why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
I said because they all have phones
I said because they all have phones
Day 147. My wife asked me if I could clear the table last night
Had to get a running start but I made it
Had to get a running start but I made it
May 13, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Day 147. My wife asked me if I could clear the table last night
Had to get a running start but I made it
Had to get a running start but I made it
Day 144. I've got the memory of an elephant
I Remember when I went to the zoo one time and saw an elephant
I Remember when I went to the zoo one time and saw an elephant
May 8, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Day 144. I've got the memory of an elephant
I Remember when I went to the zoo one time and saw an elephant
I Remember when I went to the zoo one time and saw an elephant
Day 143. Sorry we don't serve Time travelers here
A time traveler walks into a bar
A time traveler walks into a bar
May 7, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Day 143. Sorry we don't serve Time travelers here
A time traveler walks into a bar
A time traveler walks into a bar
Day 141. Don't use double negatives.
It's a big no no
It's a big no no
May 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Day 141. Don't use double negatives.
It's a big no no
It's a big no no
Day 140. Yesterday I tried to explain the definition of what a palindrome is to my students
But they got it all backwards
But they got it all backwards
May 2, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Day 140. Yesterday I tried to explain the definition of what a palindrome is to my students
But they got it all backwards
But they got it all backwards
Day 139. A truck loaded with thousands of copies of the thesaurus tipped over on the freeway this morning
Witnesses were stunned , startled, stupefied, shocked, dazed, bewildered, dumbfounded, and astonished
Witnesses were stunned , startled, stupefied, shocked, dazed, bewildered, dumbfounded, and astonished
May 1, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Day 139. A truck loaded with thousands of copies of the thesaurus tipped over on the freeway this morning
Witnesses were stunned , startled, stupefied, shocked, dazed, bewildered, dumbfounded, and astonished
Witnesses were stunned , startled, stupefied, shocked, dazed, bewildered, dumbfounded, and astonished
Day 138 what's the difference between a dad joke and a bad joke?
The direction the first letter is facing
The direction the first letter is facing
April 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Day 138 what's the difference between a dad joke and a bad joke?
The direction the first letter is facing
The direction the first letter is facing
Day 136. A man walks into the library and asks for a book on the laws of probability
The librarian says," it might be on the shelf over there."
The librarian says," it might be on the shelf over there."
April 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Day 136. A man walks into the library and asks for a book on the laws of probability
The librarian says," it might be on the shelf over there."
The librarian says," it might be on the shelf over there."
Day 134. Did you hear the joke about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
Yeah, neither did he
Yeah, neither did he
April 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Day 134. Did you hear the joke about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
Yeah, neither did he
Yeah, neither did he
Day 133. I always try to carry my ukulele with me
So that when people ask me if I play an instrument I can say "yes, I play a little guitar."
So that when people ask me if I play an instrument I can say "yes, I play a little guitar."
April 23, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Day 133. I always try to carry my ukulele with me
So that when people ask me if I play an instrument I can say "yes, I play a little guitar."
So that when people ask me if I play an instrument I can say "yes, I play a little guitar."
Day 132. Nurse comes in and says," doctor. There's a patient that says he's invisible."
The doctor replies," well tell him I can't see him right now."
The doctor replies," well tell him I can't see him right now."
April 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Day 132. Nurse comes in and says," doctor. There's a patient that says he's invisible."
The doctor replies," well tell him I can't see him right now."
The doctor replies," well tell him I can't see him right now."
Day 131. A concerning fact about geese is that they don't even have an elementary level of education
Maybe that's why they're so silly
Maybe that's why they're so silly
April 21, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Day 131. A concerning fact about geese is that they don't even have an elementary level of education
Maybe that's why they're so silly
Maybe that's why they're so silly
Day 130. I bought a new muzzle for my pet duck the other day
It's nothing special, but it fits the bill
It's nothing special, but it fits the bill
April 10, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Day 130. I bought a new muzzle for my pet duck the other day
It's nothing special, but it fits the bill
It's nothing special, but it fits the bill
Day 129. A friend asked, "What are your dogs' names?"
I replied," Calvin and Klein."
He said, "Isn't that a brand of underwear?"
I said," Yup. they're boxers."
I replied," Calvin and Klein."
He said, "Isn't that a brand of underwear?"
I said," Yup. they're boxers."
April 9, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Day 129. A friend asked, "What are your dogs' names?"
I replied," Calvin and Klein."
He said, "Isn't that a brand of underwear?"
I said," Yup. they're boxers."
I replied," Calvin and Klein."
He said, "Isn't that a brand of underwear?"
I said," Yup. they're boxers."
Day 128. My twin brother called me from prison the other day and he said, "you know how he always finish each other sentences...."
April 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Day 128. My twin brother called me from prison the other day and he said, "you know how he always finish each other sentences...."
Day 126. Saw a late night infomercial last night for a brand new knife
The spokesman said it was made with cutting edge technology
The spokesman said it was made with cutting edge technology
April 4, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Day 126. Saw a late night infomercial last night for a brand new knife
The spokesman said it was made with cutting edge technology
The spokesman said it was made with cutting edge technology
Day 125. One of the best parts of being a parent is teaching your kids life lessons. The other day I taught my daughter what bargain meant.
She said, "Thanks, that means a great deal."
She said, "Thanks, that means a great deal."
April 3, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Day 125. One of the best parts of being a parent is teaching your kids life lessons. The other day I taught my daughter what bargain meant.
She said, "Thanks, that means a great deal."
She said, "Thanks, that means a great deal."
Day 120. According to a recent study, 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles.......
Never get over it
Never get over it
March 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Day 120. According to a recent study, 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles.......
Never get over it
Never get over it
Day 119 I was watching a live stream of the ‘Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra’ last night and halfway through the guy on the triangle disappeared...
March 26, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Day 119 I was watching a live stream of the ‘Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra’ last night and halfway through the guy on the triangle disappeared...
Day 118. I saw my wife yelling at the TV," don't go in there. Don't go in the church. You moron."
She was watching our wedding video again
She was watching our wedding video again
March 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Day 118. I saw my wife yelling at the TV," don't go in there. Don't go in the church. You moron."
She was watching our wedding video again
She was watching our wedding video again
Day 117 I was working on my car the other day and noticed there was two bumps on my battery. I had them checked and one of them came back positive.
I hope it's not terminal
#notfeelingittoday
I hope it's not terminal
#notfeelingittoday
March 24, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Day 117 I was working on my car the other day and noticed there was two bumps on my battery. I had them checked and one of them came back positive.
I hope it's not terminal
#notfeelingittoday
I hope it's not terminal
#notfeelingittoday
Day 115. What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
Dam
Dam
March 20, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Day 115. What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
Dam
Dam