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Chris Pennymaker
@cmjd.bsky.social
He/him/his. Proud husband, proud father, curious dude, concerned citizen, constant truth seeker. Not necessarily in that order. I do my best to be fair, but I can be arbitrary and capricious at times. Views are my own but could change as I seek truth.
Serious question, though: because the U$Å is not at war, are the violent acts more like international non-war crimes (e.g., piracy)?
December 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
As gutter racist as you can get. 🤬
December 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"...until we all rise up." Or maybe until we all sit down? I'm thinking the best way to move the needle is probably to grind the engine to a halt and plug it up. My biggest fear is that we've already been divided and conquered beyond the needed critical mass.
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"This ain't bad. You think this is bad? This ain't bad."

- Vonnegut's hobo in "Slaughterhouse-5"... but seems to apply nowadays
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
What rule? What law? 🥶
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Always knew their "falling out" was fake news 🤡
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Kind of unbelievably sadistic. This is what you'd hear from a savage war criminal.
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Sewage, even. Raw. Untreated. Toxic.
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Unbelievable!! Even for HRC this is beyond
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
She will come out on the balcony and announce, "Habemus Coacham"
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The US already tried year-round DST back in the 70's. They went back to the DT/ST clock switch after only a year because people hated the permanent DST so much

We didn't even start f&%ing with the clocks til the early 20th century, anyway, and it's not like there were problems with time before that
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I'm thinking we'll need a special tribunal.
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Or maybe both...
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Love it. RIP Mr Stoppard.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
That is a LOT of coke. Think 8 to 10 fully-loaded 18 wheelers' worth of powder. Both these dudes love the stuff and I guess it takes one to know one?
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Never believe a single word they say about drug trafficking ever again (unless, that is, you're a stone-cold idiot). Not that you ever should have, but now you just flat-out can't.
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Heh -- turns out "As a Jew" is the title of Hurwitz's latest book (or maybe that's what you were talking about?)
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
In other words, everyone knows 2+2 equals 4 UNLESS they say it equals 3 (in the case of groceries) or 5 (in the case of bank accounts)
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
DOGE was just El@n. Once he decided he was done, D@GE went with him. Unfortunately, the consequences stayed behind and will be with the rest of us for a long time... and he and his fellow plutocrats will buy their way out of almost all the problems, like they always have.
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Maybe it's encouraging that levels dropped almost as low as May 2021--a time when the combo of vaccination and mitigation was good, whereas now the combo is poor (and has been poor for quite some time)
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Interesting that the low point in the past five years (!!) was in May 2021 and almost exactly when the CDC director was like "OK folks that's enough you can take your masks off now!" (that's not exactly what she said but that's what people heard). Never been that low again since then.
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
😂😂😂 Is it bad though that if Obama came out with his own line of watches I'd probably want one?
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Has a private equity takeover ever been good for rank-and-file employees? Like, ever? I've never seen it but I'm curious. (I'm guessing that, if it has, the private equity firm that took over didn't last long)
November 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
🦴🪚
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Dude grifts some serious graft for real
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM