Gosh is that how they roll? Nice

(Not to be confused with the ideal lesbian couple, which gimme a bit I wanna come up with something on-brand to finish the joke with)

100%

Like she has to be doing some off-puttingly desperate stuff, it only makes sense, so definitely insane novelty lingerie is in the mix

Like a nightie that has fake tits and and painted into it maybe

And like, yeah, if you think something is bad and you don’t wanna publish it, that’s understandable too! You have to overcome that hurdle eventually but like, you can also wait until you are either sorta happy with it or until you feel you’ve hit a plateau

It has the fun side effect of making full tilt necromancy a FEAT.

Like, oh fuck, they managed to raise ASHES into a full copy of a person? Oh fuck this guy is gonna rule the kingdom by next week

Safe travels and warm welcomes!

I feel like Dorothea would hang them there herself, because the tradition of it tickles her.

Byleth would see the mistletoe and be confused because she has no idea what it means

Mediocre games are fun to dissect!

It says something about how bloodless and cowed they are by their own propaganda that they haven’t all ganged up to politically knife Johnson instead

Like yall know all his power comes from his position that just 5 or so of you could strip from him right?

Oh dang gonna look forward to the roundup

Well that’s just rude!

Checks out, very important work to cheesecake up the world

I finally added a few sentences to my WIP today!

Mostly my new OC being annoyed that Ferdinand sees right through her and is so NICE about it

Unfortunately most misogyny (and bigotry in general, but most often with misogyny) is like that; individual decisions can be rationalized away, serve the story or setting at hand, but then they happen over and over until hating women is background noise that you get attacked for pointing out