ClutchScience (Jen Phillips)
clutchscience.bsky.social
ClutchScience (Jen Phillips)
@clutchscience.bsky.social
She/her Permadoc @ UOregon zebrafish community
NIH and 501c3 funded scientist Molecular genetics of human diseases

Married to a cute OD
Parent of two awesome grown people
Daughter of a mild-mannered mom in memory care
Definitely a wokester
A relief for the students, obviously, but still an enormous fucking problem that all these “step downs” were HIS decision. What if he wanted to keep teaching amid ‘mounting pressure’? No one had a problem with that? He’s a will o’ the wisp! He leads & teaches as he pleases! Harvard can’t tame him!
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I’ve trained my eye to see mushroom coral
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
He’s throwing his hat* into the ring**!

*he has no hat
**specifics on the ring will be provided at a later date

Seriously did this guy lose a bet or something?
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Omfgeeeee
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The mascot in question (they alter-egoed for the Margaritaville themed game at the end of the season):
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
No auroras can penetrate this stuffy inversion, alas. Valley Fog season is here
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It was a foggy morning so we climbed above the cloud bank and found the crisp fall sunshine. Happy humans, happy doggos, happy world, even if only for a moment
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
alt text is essential for such incredible photos
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Navigated away from the donations page before I screengrabbed but here’s the bank record of my Food for Lane County donation today
October 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Joao: Foki:
October 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Starting to look for stocking stuffers and this one made me think of @mannyares.bsky.social

(From Grateful-Fred.com)
October 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Random kitchen snapshot that could pretty much be our Coat of Arms
October 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Every line of this made me more furious than the last, to the point where I briefly became ether at the end of it
October 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Skyline cleanse?
There’s a birch tree outside my window and when it’s dressed in its fall colors it beams sunshine into my bedroom even when the actual sun is not shining. It made me write this poem (🧵), which isn’t very good but I had no choice so take it up with the tree if you have complaints
October 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Moms against MAGA
October 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Eugene understood the assignment!
October 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Eugene showed up with festive fiery whimsy today
October 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
While it’s a bit ominous to see this all play out,“DEADASS serious” made me snort
October 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’ve been doing that thing where I’m absorbing a lot of stress & negativity from people who need to offload it, & am now full to the brim with other people’s toxic emotional waste & feeling pretty frayed. Today is as much of a self care day as I can manage, with as many puppy snuggles as possible.
October 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
October 11th Game Day in Eugene
October 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My dad is one of them
October 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Uuuhhhh
October 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It is a glorious fall day so I went over to the memory care and took mom for a walk around the grounds. We sat down in the numerous little courtyard along the way, enjoyed the sunshine and the light playful breeze. Looked at family photos a bit and treasured the beautiful afternoon together…
October 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
2019 Roland Garros
September 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It’s silly but oh my goodness it is so therapeutic

It = painting in an outdoor pub with a Bloody Mary and some onion rings at my elbow
September 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM