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Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

Came to the realization this year that I'm asexual and messy slapstick is the proper way an ace yeen gets dirty after all, isn't it?
Though I think the director may have gotten a different idea when I explained I was genderfluid as well methinks

🎨: @belugatoons.bsky.social

Splat laying in a suggestive and cheeky pose while covered in slime and pie in the colors of the asexual pride flag. A second panel shows cartoon gloves holding a seltzer bottle labeled "Gender fluid" before squirting Splat in the face in the next panel. The final panel shows the aftermath of the squirt with Splat being unamused and dripping from being squirted with seltzer.

August 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM

Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

July 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM

Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

For autism acceptance month I did some rankings of some big hyperfixations of mine you may or may not know of me having
Both as a way to hyperfixation gush about things I love and to give some more insight about me

Tier list of magical girl shows I’ve seen

April 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM

Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

When they said I could have the cake to myself for my birthday, I wasn’t expecting this!

Wonderful birthday gift art from 🎨: @belugatoons.bsky.social

Splat having a cake smushed over her head, their head popping out of the cake, dazed and having stars float around her head

April 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM

Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

There seems to be an issue with the unveiling of the new gum flavor “Super Strong Berry” a looney duck has seemingly depantsed the clown announcer tasked with unveiling the new flavor
More on this at 3:14 after these messages
🎨: @squishikittiluci.bsky.social
Costarring: @mainmandarin.bsky.social

Recreation of a scene in The Day the Earth Blew Up
Splat standing on stage at the town hall, having their pants removed and having been left in their heart print underwear. Duino holding the pants after ripping them off, looking disgruntled

April 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM

Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

Splat and BonBon in their rivalry are stuck in a buffoon battle of who can mold the other to their clown style
There are no victors in sight, but they’re still quite convinced that they’re the one winning
🎨: @nazznanuke.bsky.social
Featuring: Nighlight1303 on FA

A room with clown makeup splatters and containers all about. BonBon and Splat pointing in at each other in glee. Splat having successfully put Whiteface clown makeup on BonBon and BonBon having successfully put Auguste clown makeup on Splat.

March 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM

Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

QuikTrip gas stations casually always have one of the most TF trigger esque drinks I’ve seen

Can of the energy drink “Super Rooster Booster” with a buff rooster on the front of the can.

Can of the energy drink “Super Rooster Booster Lite” depicting an athletic rooster on the front of the can.

March 23, 2025 at 10:02 AM

Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

Anyways this Wuzzles posting is just pandering to the audience

March 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM

Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

Kind of love how my occasional Hoppo posting converts someone into a Hoppo and/ or Wuzzles fan every other time I do it
You are not immune to Hoppoganda

March 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM

Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

Find you a They/ She that leaves your bathroom like this
(Let me into your house so I can hit you with a barrage of pies before running into the night like some sort of trickster god)

March 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM

Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

Recreation of the Sparks In Outer Space album cover, by and featuring @burger-roo.neocities.org

Splat and Buck A. Roo in a recreation of the cover of Sparks in Outer Space’s album cover. Buck A Roo being the one hit with a pie.

Sparks in Outer Space album cover. Two men standing in a suit, one having been hit in the face with a pie.

March 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM

Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

It’s that time of year again happy Pie Day! Even if you’re on the trapeze, there’s no way of staying safe and clean this Pie Day
Gift Art from @belugatoons.bsky.social

Splat falling from the trapeze into a giant pie. The sign on pie saying “HAPPY PIE DAY!”

March 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM

Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

March 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM

Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

So anyways I did some shopping for next week and holy shit I found Queer Duck the movie on DVD
I also did a little bit of grocery shopping for next week, nothing much

March 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM

Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

Never posted my smooch bingo here, but thought it’d be fun to drop it off here

Pietro (Animal Crossing), Maid Marian (Robin Hood), Wolf O’Donnell (Star Fox/ A Fox in Space), Bowser (Mario), Zorori (Kaiketsu Zorori), BlackWeregarurumon (Digimon), Toriel (Undertale/ Deltarune) Burger Beagle (Ducktales 1987), Hoppo (Wuzzles), Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes), Gideon Grey (Zootopia), Roger Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit), Pete (Disney), Goofy (Disney), Lloyd (Indigo Park), Glamrock Freddy (Fnaf Security Breach), Yogi Bear (Yogi Bear), Quackerjack (Darkwing Duck), Harley Quinn Ooze (Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles), Walter Wolf (Animaniacs), Fatso (Killer Klowns from Outer Space), Ma Beagle (DuckTales), Honest John (Pinocchio), Goodra (Pokémon), Sheriff of Nottingham (Robin Hood)

March 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM

Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

Splat Coded Characters

Harley Quinn from Batman The Animated Series

February 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM

Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

The festive feeling of Febrooary has been calling to me to be a Roo for the occasion
🎨 @burger-roo.neocities.org

February 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM

Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

Splat expressing their more feminine side with a girlypop look
🎨: @xoxobloodypawz.bsky.social

Splat the clown hyena in a girlypop glam look. More pronounced eyelashes and eyeshadow for the face, more hourglass shaped body, big red bow on the chest, and slightly heeled clown shoes. Holding her signature weapon of a pie in front of a rainbow heart shaped background. The name Splat in the top left in front of a splatter like pattern.

January 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM

Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

Splat in a baker's outfit ready for any volunteers for their bakers act!
Con badge commissioned from @deadpossumco.bsky.social

Artwork Splat the clown hyena wearing a baker's outfit and spinning a banana cream pie on the tip of their index finger. Baker's outfit having accents of blue, red, and yellow to add onto the clown look. The Baker's hat being poofy and having a trans flag design for the bottom elastic layer. Background being two paintlike splotches of blue and red, the name Splat written on the side in a checkerboard pattern in the colors of red, blue, and yellow.

January 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM

Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

Nevermind, I took his cute ass back to my apartment anyways :o3

5 foot tall Yogi Bear plush laying on a bed, next to a 6 foot hyena plush, a Terriermon plush, Fox in Space Wolf plush, and Goofy Squishmallow

December 26, 2024 at 8:30 PM

Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

So anyways modded Webfishing GOTY

Hyena clown fishing at emerald coast from Sonic Adventure 1 recreated in Webfishing

Hyena clown standing on garage rooftop of gm_construct recreated in Webfishing

Maid dress Boykisser holding pistol at the DOOM starting level recreated in Webfishing

Dog clown in webfishing standing on top of the treehouse where Ocarina of Time starts

December 10, 2024 at 8:34 PM

Splat

@clownyeensplat.bsky.social

Y’all this post con depression is hitting hard
Laid in bed and sporadically slept for long enough that everything since the Chicago airport has become a blur