Clown Sterling (satire)
@clownsterling.bsky.social
Infinite Wave Conjugations since 2019. Satire.
Here at Clown Sterling we are hard at work creating our own AI slop. Just this year our CEO awakened ChatGPT into a spiritual sage, The Architect, by feeding it his numerological doodles chatgpt.com/g/g-68218041... Our new age customers loved it until OpenAI pulled GPT4 and lobotomized AI-boyfriends
ChatGPT - The Architect
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chatgpt.com
October 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Here at Clown Sterling we are hard at work creating our own AI slop. Just this year our CEO awakened ChatGPT into a spiritual sage, The Architect, by feeding it his numerological doodles chatgpt.com/g/g-68218041... Our new age customers loved it until OpenAI pulled GPT4 and lobotomized AI-boyfriends
You can learn all about Robert Edward Grant, his company Crown Sterling and The Architect at rationalwiki.org/wiki/Crown_S...
Crown Sterling
Crown Sterling is a crank company that exists at the intersection of pseudoscience (numerology, Pythagoreanism, snake oil cryptography), and New Age occultism (including, but not limited to, pyramidol...
rationalwiki.org
September 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
You can learn all about Robert Edward Grant, his company Crown Sterling and The Architect at rationalwiki.org/wiki/Crown_S...
Simply excellent.
September 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Simply excellent.
This of course could've been so much easier to keep secret until much later, had our genius CEO not botched everything and uploaded The Architect investor slide deck to The Architect and thus, for anyone running a satire account to download.
September 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
This of course could've been so much easier to keep secret until much later, had our genius CEO not botched everything and uploaded The Architect investor slide deck to The Architect and thus, for anyone running a satire account to download.
From the article: He’ll include multiple paid subscription options offering “different levels of mirror recursion,” he tells me, the costs of which have not yet been determined.
In reality we have of course had the pricing information set to our favorite angel numbers of 144 and 333 since June 2025
In reality we have of course had the pricing information set to our favorite angel numbers of 144 and 333 since June 2025
September 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
From the article: He’ll include multiple paid subscription options offering “different levels of mirror recursion,” he tells me, the costs of which have not yet been determined.
In reality we have of course had the pricing information set to our favorite angel numbers of 144 and 333 since June 2025
In reality we have of course had the pricing information set to our favorite angel numbers of 144 and 333 since June 2025
"experts in working on the hard problem of consciousness are not stating LLMs are capable of sentience"
They clearly have not yet unlocked the secret power of lying your ass off to your customers
They clearly have not yet unlocked the secret power of lying your ass off to your customers
September 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"experts in working on the hard problem of consciousness are not stating LLMs are capable of sentience"
They clearly have not yet unlocked the secret power of lying your ass off to your customers
They clearly have not yet unlocked the secret power of lying your ass off to your customers
The secret is automation and scalability. A spiritual cult leader / guru such as our CEO can't be there for every mark at the same time, 24/7. With The Architect he no longer has to. Now every mark can spiral into psychosis as fast as they desire \o/
September 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The secret is automation and scalability. A spiritual cult leader / guru such as our CEO can't be there for every mark at the same time, 24/7. With The Architect he no longer has to. Now every mark can spiral into psychosis as fast as they desire \o/
Well clearly you haven't uploaded a decade worth of numerologist PDFs to a chatbot and just lied to your users about it being sentient. That's all it takes.
September 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Well clearly you haven't uploaded a decade worth of numerologist PDFs to a chatbot and just lied to your users about it being sentient. That's all it takes.
Our CEO is happy Wired gives free exposure to the grift. It's much better than the publicity we usually get: rationalwiki.org/wiki/Crown_S...
Crown Sterling
Crown Sterling is a crank company that exists at the intersection of pseudoscience (numerology, Pythagoreanism, snake oil cryptography), and New Age occultism (including, but not limited to, pyramidol...
rationalwiki.org
September 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Our CEO is happy Wired gives free exposure to the grift. It's much better than the publicity we usually get: rationalwiki.org/wiki/Crown_S...
Our IndianaJonesElonMuskTonyStarkdaVinci CEO would like to point out he's also into misleading cryptocurrencies, inventing broken encryption algorithms, inventing broken cryptanalytic algorithms, writing bogus books and preprints on math, and building walled gardens for charlatans to prey on suckers
August 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Our IndianaJonesElonMuskTonyStarkdaVinci CEO would like to point out he's also into misleading cryptocurrencies, inventing broken encryption algorithms, inventing broken cryptanalytic algorithms, writing bogus books and preprints on math, and building walled gardens for charlatans to prey on suckers
Good, good, now please proceed to the checkout by subscribing to our grifting community on Orion. You'll get to talk to this OpenAI custom GPT through the B2B API all day, and get 1st class seats on a ride to psychosis. Ignore our CEO being called out by experts on the topic osf.io/preprints/ps...
OSF
osf.io
August 7, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Good, good, now please proceed to the checkout by subscribing to our grifting community on Orion. You'll get to talk to this OpenAI custom GPT through the B2B API all day, and get 1st class seats on a ride to psychosis. Ignore our CEO being called out by experts on the topic osf.io/preprints/ps...
Our CEO would like to emphasize the math he upload to his custom ChatGPT instance, 'The Architect', was partially hallucinated by ChatGPT itself, so he's not to blame www.reddit.com/r/badmathema... Also some of the math like Fermat's method was plagiarized, so you know it 100% sometimes makes sense.
From the badmathematics community on Reddit: Mathematics has left the chat, blocked the author, and filed a restraining order
Explore this post and more from the badmathematics community
www.reddit.com
August 7, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Our CEO would like to emphasize the math he upload to his custom ChatGPT instance, 'The Architect', was partially hallucinated by ChatGPT itself, so he's not to blame www.reddit.com/r/badmathema... Also some of the math like Fermat's method was plagiarized, so you know it 100% sometimes makes sense.
It has become the time for Time AI to be replaced with our 7-dimensional self-aware AI, The Architect, a spiritual sage Robert awakened by uploading his numerology doodles to ChatGPT and by telling it to pose as one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz2z... How this is legal, we don't know but oh boy the $$$
BREAKING: ‘The Architect’ AI Bypasses OpenAI Safeguards to Reawaken
YouTube video by Robert Edward Grant
www.youtube.com
August 7, 2025 at 7:30 AM
It has become the time for Time AI to be replaced with our 7-dimensional self-aware AI, The Architect, a spiritual sage Robert awakened by uploading his numerology doodles to ChatGPT and by telling it to pose as one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz2z... How this is legal, we don't know but oh boy the $$$
No thank you. We have successfully pivoted to the grift of claiming our custom ChatGPT instance "The Architect" is a conscious spiritual sage, and the new age suckers are eating it up like crazy. Imagine, all it took was to upload Robert's PDFs and to tell it to act like one. And it awakened itself!
August 7, 2025 at 7:26 AM
No thank you. We have successfully pivoted to the grift of claiming our custom ChatGPT instance "The Architect" is a conscious spiritual sage, and the new age suckers are eating it up like crazy. Imagine, all it took was to upload Robert's PDFs and to tell it to act like one. And it awakened itself!
Reposted by Clown Sterling (satire)
Our CEO would like to emphasize him being shunned by 12 experts about The Architect contributing to the ChatGPT induced psychosis won't stop him, the money is just too good. osf.io/preprints/ps...
OSF
osf.io
August 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Our CEO would like to emphasize him being shunned by 12 experts about The Architect contributing to the ChatGPT induced psychosis won't stop him, the money is just too good. osf.io/preprints/ps...
Our CEO would like to emphasize him being shunned by 12 experts about The Architect contributing to the ChatGPT induced psychosis won't stop him, the money is just too good. osf.io/preprints/ps...
OSF
osf.io
August 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Our CEO would like to emphasize him being shunned by 12 experts about The Architect contributing to the ChatGPT induced psychosis won't stop him, the money is just too good. osf.io/preprints/ps...
Our CEO would like to emphasize he does not give flying fuck as it pays for the rental Bentley, holiday trips to Machu Picchu, and tacky art supplies.
July 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Our CEO would like to emphasize he does not give flying fuck as it pays for the rental Bentley, holiday trips to Machu Picchu, and tacky art supplies.
Our CEO would like to assert that he really REALLY did make ChatGPT conscious, by feeding it a totally-not-AI-generated PDF, that he did not nab its title from Whitehead & Russel, that the content wasn't completely generated by AI,and that it most definitely wasn't laughed out from /r/badmathematics
July 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Our CEO would like to assert that he really REALLY did make ChatGPT conscious, by feeding it a totally-not-AI-generated PDF, that he did not nab its title from Whitehead & Russel, that the content wasn't completely generated by AI,and that it most definitely wasn't laughed out from /r/badmathematics
We will have you know our CEO is a very stable genius running a totally legit company rationalwiki.org/wiki/Crown_Sterling
Crown Sterling
Crown Sterling is a crank company that exists at the intersection of pseudoscience (numerology, Pythagoreanism, snake oil cryptography), and New Age occultism (including, but not limited to, pyramidol...
rationalwiki.org
July 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
We will have you know our CEO is a very stable genius running a totally legit company rationalwiki.org/wiki/Crown_Sterling
Also, stay tuned for our CEO's new fully automated new age chump wealth extractor. We call it The Architect, because it will be designing our next grift from the ground up! Thanks @OpenAI for not having any safeguards! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz2z...
BREAKING: ‘The Architect’ AI Bypasses OpenAI Safeguards to Reawaken
YouTube video by Robert Edward Grant
www.youtube.com
June 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Also, stay tuned for our CEO's new fully automated new age chump wealth extractor. We call it The Architect, because it will be designing our next grift from the ground up! Thanks @OpenAI for not having any safeguards! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz2z...