Clowncone
@clowncone.bsky.social
I know should quit all social media but here I am
And given recent relevations, they could even call themselves Deep Throat too
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
And given recent relevations, they could even call themselves Deep Throat too
As if nobody’s seen the EBT Accepted badges on Zillow
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
As if nobody’s seen the EBT Accepted badges on Zillow
Naming it ‘Project 2029’ is like calling D-Day “the Last Answer”. And spoken, 9 is commonly misheard as 5. Good job, CAP eejits
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Naming it ‘Project 2029’ is like calling D-Day “the Last Answer”. And spoken, 9 is commonly misheard as 5. Good job, CAP eejits
The writer is Nora Ephron’s kid. Maybe that’s why it sounds like a scene from a rom com
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The writer is Nora Ephron’s kid. Maybe that’s why it sounds like a scene from a rom com
Usually near where Lucy raised them
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Usually near where Lucy raised them
Doing a puff piece on one of the most poisonous media figures of the past few decades and quoting him at length about how Portland was ruined by the left only suggests Gianola should’ve been put out to pasture a long time ago
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Doing a puff piece on one of the most poisonous media figures of the past few decades and quoting him at length about how Portland was ruined by the left only suggests Gianola should’ve been put out to pasture a long time ago
It’s the word “removes” that makes me nervous
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It’s the word “removes” that makes me nervous
“We had to burn the village to…”
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“We had to burn the village to…”
Hot Pockets essentially exist to make you pine for the real version of whatever the HP is simulating
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Hot Pockets essentially exist to make you pine for the real version of whatever the HP is simulating
“Suzlberger” which is almost certainly “Sulzberger” like, y’know, the owner of the NYT…
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
“Suzlberger” which is almost certainly “Sulzberger” like, y’know, the owner of the NYT…
Flitter is a lot closer to Michael Wolff than Mike Wallace
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Flitter is a lot closer to Michael Wolff than Mike Wallace
There is little difference between cops who commit crimes as part of their “duty” and justify it because they’re the “good guys” and journalists that circle the wagons around liars and lickspittle colleagues because they’re the “fourth estate”
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
There is little difference between cops who commit crimes as part of their “duty” and justify it because they’re the “good guys” and journalists that circle the wagons around liars and lickspittle colleagues because they’re the “fourth estate”
Paging Madison Cawthorne
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Paging Madison Cawthorne
$134 million?!? Imagine how much Temu home decor that could buy for the White House
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
$134 million?!? Imagine how much Temu home decor that could buy for the White House
Too much to hope that smacking his head returned him to the Candidate Fetterman state?
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Too much to hope that smacking his head returned him to the Candidate Fetterman state?