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@closethecaption.bsky.social
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Mostly posts bad pictures of closed captions instead of screenshots. Often forgets to post for statistically significant periods of time.

“It’s not a skill set. It’s a compulsion.”
- Staged
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The explanation for why I engage in this behavior is an entirely separate anecdote. For the purposes of this anecdote, please simply accept that this is a behavior in which I engage.
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LIKE, WHO KNEW WE WERE GOING TO BE DEFINING PILE AS A PLURAL?
-Sunday Night Football
A Washington commander trying to tackle a Denver bronco. Captioned “LIKE, WHO KNEW WE WERE GOING TO BE DEFINING PILE AS A PLURAL?”
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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IN THE HALF.
>>LATVIAN BULLET PASS
-BlazerVision
Shot of the Trailblazers vs Thunder basketball game tied at 57 all. Captioned “IN THE HALF. >>LATVIAN BULLET PASS”
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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"I keep thinking that evil would like nothing better than to have us feel awful about who we are."
Screenshot of Mr. Fred Rogers saying "I keep thinking that evil would like nothing better "than to have us feel awful about who we are."
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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@taskmaster.tv contestants on their first day vs their last day
The wild robot is shiny a new and ready for anything. “Ready to receive my first task.” The wild robot in shambles. “[raccoons chittering]”
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Some kind of tiny police bear.
- Paddington
Matt King in a brown coat and gray hat looking consternated. “Some kind of tiny police bear.”
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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-Right, uh, over there.
-Thank you.
- Clear and Present Danger
Harrison Ford wearing a gray suit sits in the driver’s seat of a white car looking at where he’s being directed to park. A guard off screen says “Right, uh, over there.” Harrison Ford replies “Thank you.”
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Oh, uh, where do I park?
- Clear and Present Danger
Harrison Ford wearing a gray suit sits in the driver’s seat of a white car and leaning out the open window to ask “Oh, uh, where do I park?”
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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A classy guy like you, and no loose hay?
- A Man On The Inside
A classy guy like you, and no loose hay?
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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If you knew science, you would be reeling.
- A Man On The Inside
Ted Danson says If you knew science, you would be reeling.
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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All you can do is just not make the same mistake again.
- The Righteous Gemstones
Macaulay Culkin in a nice blue sweater/shirt combo sitting in a black chair. “All you can do is just not make the same mistake again.”
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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The explanation for why I engage in this behavior is an entirely separate anecdote. For the purposes of this anecdote, please simply accept that this is a behavior in which I engage.
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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(Brennan imitating Ghost
Dog farting and howling)
- Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho!
(Brennan imitating Ghost Dog farting and howling)
August 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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[Traditional Ghorman Valley horn sounding]
- Andor
[Traditional Ghorman Valley horn sounding]
August 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Okay, the important thing now is the green pen.
- Homeland
Okay, the important thing now is the green pen.
August 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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It's chiffon.
It has movement.
- Interview with the Vampire
Louis and Lestat debate a pleated skirt. “It's chiffon. It has movement.”
August 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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[speaking in alien language]
- District 9
Christopher Johnson is injured and talking to his son. “[speaking in alien language]”
August 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Unclear
- Bless the Harts
Cartoon kids jumping on trampolines. “Unclear”
August 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I never get caught.
- Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
Dr. M’Benga never gets caught. Chappell is blurry, but looks skeptical. Pike and Batel are blurrier, but clearly being sappy. “I never get caught.”
July 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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- I don't wanna lie.
- Smosh Games Board AF
Noted liar, Arasha Lalani, says “- I don't wanna lie.
July 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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[breathing heavily,
muttering in ancient language]
- Nosferatu
Naked dude sitting inside a circle of candles: “[breathing heavily, muttering in ancient language]”
July 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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(tense chords in time to eye movements)
- Colossal
Anne Hathaway has eyes. “(tense chords in time to eye movements)”
July 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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> Can I turn on the lamp sexually?
- Taskmaster NZ
Abby Howells asks “Can I turn on the lamp sexually?”
July 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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YOU JUST BELIEVED A BUNCH OF GHOSTS?
- Community
YOU JUST BELIEVED A BUNCH OF GHOSTS?
July 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Sometimes you mess with a honk, you get the bonk.
- Dimension 20: Coffin Run
Sometimes you mess with a honk, you get the bonk.
July 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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[in American accent]
I'm just gonna eyeball it.
- Taskmaster
[in American accent] I'm just gonna eyeball it.
July 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM