Fernando Secco
@clockworkmachine.bsky.social
Sr. Staff Programmer at Santa Monica Studio (https://sms.playstation.com)
iPhone: I am offloading apps
you haven’t used in a while.
Me: wait, you offloaded something I used last month and I needed today… hey wait… Why do you not offload all these Apple apps that I never used?
iPhone: I don’t know what you are talking about.
you haven’t used in a while.
Me: wait, you offloaded something I used last month and I needed today… hey wait… Why do you not offload all these Apple apps that I never used?
iPhone: I don’t know what you are talking about.
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
iPhone: I am offloading apps
you haven’t used in a while.
Me: wait, you offloaded something I used last month and I needed today… hey wait… Why do you not offload all these Apple apps that I never used?
iPhone: I don’t know what you are talking about.
you haven’t used in a while.
Me: wait, you offloaded something I used last month and I needed today… hey wait… Why do you not offload all these Apple apps that I never used?
iPhone: I don’t know what you are talking about.
Made brownies and my wife:
“This is a good brownie.
I actually don’t like brownies and these don’t look like brownies, but I like these. It is probably original recipe right?
If we had neighbors, we could offer them some, pretty sure they would like it.”
And I am like… What?
“This is a good brownie.
I actually don’t like brownies and these don’t look like brownies, but I like these. It is probably original recipe right?
If we had neighbors, we could offer them some, pretty sure they would like it.”
And I am like… What?
October 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Made brownies and my wife:
“This is a good brownie.
I actually don’t like brownies and these don’t look like brownies, but I like these. It is probably original recipe right?
If we had neighbors, we could offer them some, pretty sure they would like it.”
And I am like… What?
“This is a good brownie.
I actually don’t like brownies and these don’t look like brownies, but I like these. It is probably original recipe right?
If we had neighbors, we could offer them some, pretty sure they would like it.”
And I am like… What?
Opinion | Lula: Brazilian Democracy and Sovereignty Are Non-Negotiable
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September 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Reposted by Fernando Secco
Our team continues to grow! We're hiring a Sr Producer for our External Development team at Santa Monica Studio. Fully remote in US or Canada. Come work with me and an awesome team! 👋
P.S. I am not the hiring manager.
sms.playstation.com/careers/prod...
P.S. I am not the hiring manager.
sms.playstation.com/careers/prod...
August 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Our team continues to grow! We're hiring a Sr Producer for our External Development team at Santa Monica Studio. Fully remote in US or Canada. Come work with me and an awesome team! 👋
P.S. I am not the hiring manager.
sms.playstation.com/careers/prod...
P.S. I am not the hiring manager.
sms.playstation.com/careers/prod...
This makes me laugh, every single time.
#munchkinpathfinder
#munchkinpathfinder
August 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This makes me laugh, every single time.
#munchkinpathfinder
#munchkinpathfinder
I just leant the joy of losing the phone I use for all my 2FA when it was set to airplane mode while traveling in a diff country! Fun!
a woman sitting in front of a computer says i think it 's gone forever
ALT: a woman sitting in front of a computer says i think it 's gone forever
media.tenor.com
July 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I just leant the joy of losing the phone I use for all my 2FA when it was set to airplane mode while traveling in a diff country! Fun!
What’s up with all these bots following me on this platform :(
July 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
What’s up with all these bots following me on this platform :(
June 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I really like MacOS, but having to install a 3rd party app to mute the microphone or to write a script to do that, kinda blows my mind.
I wonder if this will be a big feature announcement one day.
I wonder if this will be a big feature announcement one day.
May 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I really like MacOS, but having to install a 3rd party app to mute the microphone or to write a script to do that, kinda blows my mind.
I wonder if this will be a big feature announcement one day.
I wonder if this will be a big feature announcement one day.
I love YouTube music.
Whenever I skip a song I think it gets pissed at me ‘cause it is like:
“Oh yeah? You wanna skip? Here take Judas, Iron Maiden, Dio, Megadeth, Riot, Black Sabbath. I want to see you skipping now”
Whenever I skip a song I think it gets pissed at me ‘cause it is like:
“Oh yeah? You wanna skip? Here take Judas, Iron Maiden, Dio, Megadeth, Riot, Black Sabbath. I want to see you skipping now”
May 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I love YouTube music.
Whenever I skip a song I think it gets pissed at me ‘cause it is like:
“Oh yeah? You wanna skip? Here take Judas, Iron Maiden, Dio, Megadeth, Riot, Black Sabbath. I want to see you skipping now”
Whenever I skip a song I think it gets pissed at me ‘cause it is like:
“Oh yeah? You wanna skip? Here take Judas, Iron Maiden, Dio, Megadeth, Riot, Black Sabbath. I want to see you skipping now”
F1 presenters:
-what should we expect of Lando’s race?
“Yeah I think if he gets passed then he is behind, and now he is not in front, which would be a same”
-what about his form?
“His form is great I mean, he has a great helmet and the sky is dark, it may rain”
-what should we expect of Lando’s race?
“Yeah I think if he gets passed then he is behind, and now he is not in front, which would be a same”
-what about his form?
“His form is great I mean, he has a great helmet and the sky is dark, it may rain”
May 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
F1 presenters:
-what should we expect of Lando’s race?
“Yeah I think if he gets passed then he is behind, and now he is not in front, which would be a same”
-what about his form?
“His form is great I mean, he has a great helmet and the sky is dark, it may rain”
-what should we expect of Lando’s race?
“Yeah I think if he gets passed then he is behind, and now he is not in front, which would be a same”
-what about his form?
“His form is great I mean, he has a great helmet and the sky is dark, it may rain”
@davidpierce.xyz
You seem to need help
with your phone relationship. After the phone factory reset try:
-any music, audio, authentication, banking, child care, reading app goes
-WhatsApp/Signal
-one social media app preferably the one you use the least
As for the rest, use your tablet/pc.
You seem to need help
with your phone relationship. After the phone factory reset try:
-any music, audio, authentication, banking, child care, reading app goes
-WhatsApp/Signal
-one social media app preferably the one you use the least
As for the rest, use your tablet/pc.
April 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
@davidpierce.xyz
You seem to need help
with your phone relationship. After the phone factory reset try:
-any music, audio, authentication, banking, child care, reading app goes
-WhatsApp/Signal
-one social media app preferably the one you use the least
As for the rest, use your tablet/pc.
You seem to need help
with your phone relationship. After the phone factory reset try:
-any music, audio, authentication, banking, child care, reading app goes
-WhatsApp/Signal
-one social media app preferably the one you use the least
As for the rest, use your tablet/pc.
…and to think some of biggest issues we had in the past were heavy metal and videogames.
April 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
…and to think some of biggest issues we had in the past were heavy metal and videogames.
Looking forward for my tax return refund to be NaN.
April 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Looking forward for my tax return refund to be NaN.
Quote from HardFork Podcast that made me spill my coffee , pause and shout wtf at my phone:
“If you talk to software engineers about how they solve problems, a lot of what they'll do is just ask a senior software engineer. And that creates a lot of roadblocks for people…”
“If you talk to software engineers about how they solve problems, a lot of what they'll do is just ask a senior software engineer. And that creates a lot of roadblocks for people…”
March 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Quote from HardFork Podcast that made me spill my coffee , pause and shout wtf at my phone:
“If you talk to software engineers about how they solve problems, a lot of what they'll do is just ask a senior software engineer. And that creates a lot of roadblocks for people…”
“If you talk to software engineers about how they solve problems, a lot of what they'll do is just ask a senior software engineer. And that creates a lot of roadblocks for people…”
This small hand (coffee) grinder is amazing, I thought it was just hype, but I am sold. 10/10.
March 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This small hand (coffee) grinder is amazing, I thought it was just hype, but I am sold. 10/10.
Peace Sells (Remastered)
YouTube video by Megadeth - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Monster Hunter is always fun isn’t it?
My body is ready but I wonder how to find the time. Lol.
My body is ready but I wonder how to find the time. Lol.
February 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Monster Hunter is always fun isn’t it?
My body is ready but I wonder how to find the time. Lol.
My body is ready but I wonder how to find the time. Lol.
Visiting Sedona - AZ, stunning view, nice food, 45 mins to do 2 miles, 3 hours to find a parking spot in any hiking trails, but at least I managed to grab some pictures with my E-m10II
December 29, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Visiting Sedona - AZ, stunning view, nice food, 45 mins to do 2 miles, 3 hours to find a parking spot in any hiking trails, but at least I managed to grab some pictures with my E-m10II
Try to guess some of my 5yo favorite songs based on how he sings it:
1-“can I play with magnets?”
2-“nobody knows, where the scissors go..”
3-“only the good tiger! And the evil seem to live forever”
Every time I hear these, I can’t stop laughing.
1-“can I play with magnets?”
2-“nobody knows, where the scissors go..”
3-“only the good tiger! And the evil seem to live forever”
Every time I hear these, I can’t stop laughing.
December 11, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Try to guess some of my 5yo favorite songs based on how he sings it:
1-“can I play with magnets?”
2-“nobody knows, where the scissors go..”
3-“only the good tiger! And the evil seem to live forever”
Every time I hear these, I can’t stop laughing.
1-“can I play with magnets?”
2-“nobody knows, where the scissors go..”
3-“only the good tiger! And the evil seem to live forever”
Every time I hear these, I can’t stop laughing.
Nature, such an artist.
November 24, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Nature, such an artist.