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Fun Fact, Jay's tub is now 16 feet long
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Fun Fact, Jay's tub is now 16 feet long
what if hamsters werent stupid
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
what if hamsters werent stupid
this sounds like southeast region sabotage to me
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
this sounds like southeast region sabotage to me
hey at least they made hemp illegal
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
hey at least they made hemp illegal
just one more VCO i just need ONE MORE VCO
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
just one more VCO i just need ONE MORE VCO
Yeah Mike Seaborough is a huge fan
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Yeah Mike Seaborough is a huge fan
hey its cool that i could have scrolled to get even more of these
this is definitely the rebuttal of someone who absolutely does not watch rerun's of Barney and Friends for, and I quote, "all the hot trim"
this is definitely the rebuttal of someone who absolutely does not watch rerun's of Barney and Friends for, and I quote, "all the hot trim"
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
hey its cool that i could have scrolled to get even more of these
this is definitely the rebuttal of someone who absolutely does not watch rerun's of Barney and Friends for, and I quote, "all the hot trim"
this is definitely the rebuttal of someone who absolutely does not watch rerun's of Barney and Friends for, and I quote, "all the hot trim"
it bends so far that he pees on his nutsack when hes sittin on the potty
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
it bends so far that he pees on his nutsack when hes sittin on the potty
bro it was on CNN just now
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
bro it was on CNN just now
with his last burst of strength, he wrote "i love 14 year olds" on the wall in his rancid shit
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
with his last burst of strength, he wrote "i love 14 year olds" on the wall in his rancid shit
sometimes if you listen real quite on a night in memphis, you can still hear him trying to grunt that fatal turtlehead out of his greasy hole
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
sometimes if you listen real quite on a night in memphis, you can still hear him trying to grunt that fatal turtlehead out of his greasy hole
pretty sure elvis sang diddler on the roof
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
pretty sure elvis sang diddler on the roof
every single owner of a ring doorbell on my street has seen exactly how far i can stretch my nutsack
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
every single owner of a ring doorbell on my street has seen exactly how far i can stretch my nutsack
they say that when they peeled elvis' big fuckin stale corpse off the toilet, his nuts were resting on an iceberg of shit
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
they say that when they peeled elvis' big fuckin stale corpse off the toilet, his nuts were resting on an iceberg of shit
you can only get to exodus 3-4 by a warp zone near the end of genesis
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
you can only get to exodus 3-4 by a warp zone near the end of genesis