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Microsoft Word just autocorrected "its" to "it's" and then immediately underlined "it's" to helpfully tell me that it was the wrong spelling for the context.
Artificial Intelligence only needed to drink 1000 gallons of water for that leap in productivity.
Artificial Intelligence only needed to drink 1000 gallons of water for that leap in productivity.
January 22, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Microsoft Word just autocorrected "its" to "it's" and then immediately underlined "it's" to helpfully tell me that it was the wrong spelling for the context.
Artificial Intelligence only needed to drink 1000 gallons of water for that leap in productivity.
Artificial Intelligence only needed to drink 1000 gallons of water for that leap in productivity.
There's a smoking section in heaven and it's next to the non-smoking section in hell.
January 20, 2026 at 4:05 PM
There's a smoking section in heaven and it's next to the non-smoking section in hell.
The biggest y2k bug was memetic and it is still being played out.
January 16, 2026 at 9:22 PM
The biggest y2k bug was memetic and it is still being played out.
People complaining about the Avengers runtime as if they have anything better to do with their evening.
January 10, 2026 at 4:27 AM
People complaining about the Avengers runtime as if they have anything better to do with their evening.
Drinking in LA and Deck the Halls have the same chorus, if you write it out.
December 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Drinking in LA and Deck the Halls have the same chorus, if you write it out.
A government of hungry ghosts
December 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
A government of hungry ghosts
Huh. This is a bit retro...
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Huh. This is a bit retro...
All pie is fine.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
All pie is fine.
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Without cookie me just monster
October 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Without cookie me just monster
The amount of chatGPT and other LLM use in college classes must burn down a rain forest a week. #higherlearning
October 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The amount of chatGPT and other LLM use in college classes must burn down a rain forest a week. #higherlearning
Man, could you imagine how peaceful Thursday would be?
September 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Man, could you imagine how peaceful Thursday would be?
There is a special place in hell for people who invent creative ways of torturing people.
September 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
There is a special place in hell for people who invent creative ways of torturing people.
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
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Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
August 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
Me: I need to have some water right now.
Also me: Hmmm. Freezies are mostly water
Also me: Hmmm. Freezies are mostly water
August 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Me: I need to have some water right now.
Also me: Hmmm. Freezies are mostly water
Also me: Hmmm. Freezies are mostly water
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When I worked on The Office, Greg Daniels had a list of questions he asked of every story. Some were show-specific (eg “Are we saying something truthful if exaggerated about office life?”), but many are applicable to any script. Here’s a little thread on them…
🧵1/X
#Scriptsky #Screenwriting
🧵1/X
#Scriptsky #Screenwriting
March 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
When I worked on The Office, Greg Daniels had a list of questions he asked of every story. Some were show-specific (eg “Are we saying something truthful if exaggerated about office life?”), but many are applicable to any script. Here’s a little thread on them…
🧵1/X
#Scriptsky #Screenwriting
🧵1/X
#Scriptsky #Screenwriting
Is there anything so nihilistic as the everything bagel?
July 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Is there anything so nihilistic as the everything bagel?
I find public displays of grief so fascinating, a fascination that doesn't disappear even when its me crying in the car on the side of a treed residential street.
July 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I find public displays of grief so fascinating, a fascination that doesn't disappear even when its me crying in the car on the side of a treed residential street.
DJ Khalif is the Sam Bennett of Flavor Flavs.
June 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
DJ Khalif is the Sam Bennett of Flavor Flavs.
Me: Don't count me out quite yet, universe!
Me, 5 minutes later: Okay, universe, you can count me out now.
Me, 5 minutes later: Okay, universe, you can count me out now.
June 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Me: Don't count me out quite yet, universe!
Me, 5 minutes later: Okay, universe, you can count me out now.
Me, 5 minutes later: Okay, universe, you can count me out now.
I'm not saying I'm getting old, but my face recognition on my phone never triggers unless I'm complaining about the weather.
April 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I'm not saying I'm getting old, but my face recognition on my phone never triggers unless I'm complaining about the weather.
Gonna write a WWII movie where everyone is played by Eddie Murphy or Robert Deniro.
April 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Gonna write a WWII movie where everyone is played by Eddie Murphy or Robert Deniro.
Learning where all the slum landlords are in my neighborhood by the sudden infestation of conservative yard signs.
April 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Learning where all the slum landlords are in my neighborhood by the sudden infestation of conservative yard signs.
In 2030 someone will become famous playing Val Kilmer playing Jim Morrison channeling Elvis.
April 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
In 2030 someone will become famous playing Val Kilmer playing Jim Morrison channeling Elvis.