Chris Lindsay
@clindz.bsky.social
That’s what I appreciates about you.
(He/him)
(He/him)
INT. SPAM TEXT FACTORY
BOSS: Our next target, an adult male American.
STAR EMPLOYEE: I gotcha, boss
BOSS: Our next target, an adult male American.
STAR EMPLOYEE: I gotcha, boss
December 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
INT. SPAM TEXT FACTORY
BOSS: Our next target, an adult male American.
STAR EMPLOYEE: I gotcha, boss
BOSS: Our next target, an adult male American.
STAR EMPLOYEE: I gotcha, boss
Discover tab is just messing with me now
December 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Discover tab is just messing with me now
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Time for the Christmas album with the best ever title
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Time for the Christmas album with the best ever title
One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there, and she almost knocked me dead
I met a girl there, and she almost knocked me dead
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there, and she almost knocked me dead
I met a girl there, and she almost knocked me dead
If you see this, repost with a vampire that’s not Dracula
September 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
If you see this, repost with a vampire that’s not Dracula
I’m grateful to you for re-introducing me to the First Eight which I hadn’t listened to in ages. Cranked Sabotage this morning on the drive to work (also, strangely had Bark at the Moon stuck in my head in the moments before I heard the news). Lovely video & we’re all with you 🤘🏻
July 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’m grateful to you for re-introducing me to the First Eight which I hadn’t listened to in ages. Cranked Sabotage this morning on the drive to work (also, strangely had Bark at the Moon stuck in my head in the moments before I heard the news). Lovely video & we’re all with you 🤘🏻
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
July 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
Excellent list, one obvious omission
June 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Excellent list, one obvious omission
You can hate LA or have Lynch as your photo but not both
June 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
You can hate LA or have Lynch as your photo but not both
It’s like raaain on your wedding day
It’s a Slayer shirt on an Easter sale
It’s a Slayer shirt on an Easter sale
April 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
It’s like raaain on your wedding day
It’s a Slayer shirt on an Easter sale
It’s a Slayer shirt on an Easter sale
Roman Numeral pizza, available in 4 sizes: small, 1,000, 50, and 40
November 16, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Roman Numeral pizza, available in 4 sizes: small, 1,000, 50, and 40