Cliffhanger
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Cliffhanger
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Why do we fall Master Bruce?

Because we are clumsy and overweight

#FPL #Arsenal #Data #Analytics #Mentoring #Consulting #Leftleaning #Comedy
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Mark my words... we will be breaking our teams to accommodate Antonine Semenyo....

A player rising in performance, entering his best age, ready to take up centre stage...

He could be the first scorer of this season...
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Whats happening to this club... bring back the Ten Haag glory days
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Check out my differential captain haul…

The difference between a low and rock bottom is that.. when you are at a low, you really really wish that this is the rock bottom..

..but when you are at rock bottom there is just an unashamed “it is what it is”

That’s this #FPL season..

It is what it is.
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Can we say Arsenal are good instead of Spurs are sh*t ?

Both realities can co-exist

#COYG
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This GW is a train wreck over a car crash in an earthquake affected area bombed by Israeli forces...
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 AM
In today's episode of "Who hurt you this bad" #FPL
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I really like him chapie... very direct and to the task

#COYG #NLD #ARSTOT
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Just got worse.
2 down Esteve with 3, Saka with 4

No goal, No assists, No CS even for midfielders
3 more players to go.
I can sit on the electric chair and not feel any more shock

Is this game out to show me my depth??
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
As a Saka owner I wanted to kill them…
But as an Arsenal fan…

#FPL
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November 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Arsenal playing so good that even my cup of tea knows it…
#ARSTOT
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Arsenal might be beating Tottenham at half time, but I think Liverpool are still top of the league if you count the shots from outside the box as goals..

#ARSTOT
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Stop ignoring the fcking sign…
Every one of my transfer flopped
I was sizing up a mega -12 transfer and the cloudfare outage happens and locks me out of the official #FPL site...

This is the universe sending me a sign, right??
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
When ManUnited and Everton play each other is that a friendly…???

Because you know enemy of an enemy and also Moyes..

#MNUEVE
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November 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
3 more players to go.
I can sit on the electric chair and not feel any more shock

Is this game out to show me my depth??
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Stupidity to the core
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Haha Ha.. who’s laughing now??
It’s absolutely useless playing without Haaland when the two weeks he didn’t haul your captain scored even less…

Biting the ego and bullet and bringing in Haaland after the international break…

If Haaland needs to be broken.. I’m gonna do it myself
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November 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Can’t believe I chucked out Welbeck for that robot dummy…

Bloody hell

#FPL
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Two back to back CS for Chelsea and both time James with a 1 pointer…

What nonsense did I do to deserve this ??
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Isn't it ironic that the weekend that its winter and snow we are getting #FULSUN in premier league?
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Other #FPL managers:

Gabriel to VVD
Gabirel to Timber
Gabriel to Munoz

Me:

Gabriel to Esteve
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November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
-12 it is. Fck it.

#FPL
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM
International break is almost over..! Hurray!!!
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I was sizing up a mega -12 transfer and the cloudfare outage happens and locks me out of the official #FPL site...

This is the universe sending me a sign, right??
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
How do you expect to win anything, forget the Premier League if every single game domestic or international we have a player getting injured ??? 😟😟😟😟

Gabriel and now Timber..!!!

#COYG
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This international break is so long that apparently we will have GTA 6 released before it ends…

#FPL
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Is this bad luck or skill issue ??!!
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM