I would very much like to pop back as a pro director once in a while so complete bias here. But *proper* theatre is in danger. It matters, it's important. And it'll be good, those guys know what they're doing :)

Starmer will of course screw it up but at least there's a *chance*

I'll shed no tears for the loss of Davie; a dreadful rightwing shill who was eaten by his own, proving nothing is ever good enough for these bastards. Starmer has a golden opportunity to get someone in who'll massively neuter the relentless wanking off of Nigel Farage anything Current Affairs does

Nobody asked me, sadly. I was a year out of drama school at that point, I'd have given magnificent dolphin and had a whale of a time. But ah well! Everything happens (or doesn't happen) for a porpoise.

It's a Skippy the Bush Kangaroo thing isn't it

Good...?

Much is also made of Eldrad's Ring, of course

But it's a fun idea, well read. Needs a big real log fire in the dark ideally.

TerraHawks: "RentaHawks" short and highly amusing, with a scene involving oily sounds that has to be heard to be believed.

A Christmas Card From Mr Colchester : did try to listen to this on a train a few weeks ago but various distractions meant even though it's dead short I missed most of it.

It's a pity Torchwood is ending on audio as I'd be inspired to pitch "Rock Hard" : the third part of the trilogy, in which yet another bit of Eldrad is found somewhere.

Catchphrase: "Eldrad Must Fuck"

Phil Morris cockteased everyone for YEARS about more after Web and Enemy then delivered nothing other than ruining his own reputation. No way the Film is Fabulous team will do this. Well, not again (after many hopes were raised for something a bit greater than Basil Brush that time)

There's enough people all over this to be very careful. Also remember the omnirumour? Up and down like Captain Jack's jockstrap. Nothing is coming! Everything is coming! Nothing is coming! A fair old chunk coming! Slightly less than a fair old chunk is coming!

I mean, did you read the whole of my skeet or stop halfway ;)

There has to be more to it than that. Otherwise it comes across as rather cynical.

Hello! As it's a proper condenser mic and I'm fucking knackered from a mix of live shows in Dutch and extensive English audio work, plus dog walking and gardening, I see that not only are you thick, you're a cunt too! Have a fucking shit day, you arrogant old wanker. :)

Obviously you can like what you like and hate what you hate, as we all do, but saying it as if it's universally shared democratic opinion is well past it, Grandad ;)

Yes, really. Slagging it off is painfully 1999. The era is generally appreciated for putting the Doctor back front & centre & giving him a much more dynamic, friendly & interesting relationship with his companion after much of Saward, it's influence on the good stuff in Nu Who recognised.

Until I see Jenna on the screen anyway. Then it's a bit