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MASS BLACKOUT PARTICIPANT WADDABOUT YOU? 🫵🫵🫵
Anybody into dada humor here?
Ask AI to develop printable plans for an 18th century Windsor chair. Ask for detailed schematic drawings, a cut list & assembly instructions ordered for gluing.

In my case it kicked out a 6 legged non-chair freak, impossible to assemble and nothing one could sit on 🤪
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
As ship drops warp and approaches earth, Science offer looks up from a fabulously futuristic control panel made entirely of amoebas :
Well captain, looks like they unsequestered.
Capn: Hmmm, how much?
SO: All
Capn: OK, reset it. Let's check if anything we planted on Mars took.
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I can understand your point of view, especially considering your antipathy to vulgar speech! 🤭
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I like to picture 2 of em up there orbiting our burnt out globe in a little spaceship (New Yorker cartoon style) after scanning our debris, one looks to the other and says ________.

It's been an exercise since high school, I've never found anything that delivers a belly laugh though🤔
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Must have been the long hours and months away from home that finally broke him. 😔
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Impressive!
That's almost a 20% Expletive Usage Rate
Lean into it for the holidays and you'll break 20% by Jesus's birthday! 😊
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Piker!
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Nice stats! 🫡
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Oh stewardess, I speak jive
a man in a suit and tie is sitting next to a young boy
Alt: This bit probably wouldn't fly in 2025… Just saying
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November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM