The Excelorcist
@cleverage.bsky.social
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This entire platform is compromised, so be advised and... meh, whatever.
This entire platform is compromised, so be advised and... meh, whatever.
first job, restaurant, boss: "You're the dumbest smart person I've ever met."
I've tried, but it may well still be true.
I've tried, but it may well still be true.
December 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
first job, restaurant, boss: "You're the dumbest smart person I've ever met."
I've tried, but it may well still be true.
I've tried, but it may well still be true.
Gary Oldman talking to Ray Liotta about Julianne Moore's career and having to explain how the letter "is fake" and that's the entire point... here, take the money #Hannibal (2001)
December 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Gary Oldman talking to Ray Liotta about Julianne Moore's career and having to explain how the letter "is fake" and that's the entire point... here, take the money #Hannibal (2001)
now break the story where _% of ICE agents are former IDF.
December 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
now break the story where _% of ICE agents are former IDF.
are there any known parasites willing to reside within Donald Trump?
December 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
are there any known parasites willing to reside within Donald Trump?
we've forgotten, over a matter of generations, yet the truth of good bread is ingrained within us all
December 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
we've forgotten, over a matter of generations, yet the truth of good bread is ingrained within us all
how far must the Barimetric pressure drop?
December 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
how far must the Barimetric pressure drop?
good bread is inherently holier than thou
December 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
good bread is inherently holier than thou
"Big Beautiful Bill" may yet prove to be Donald Trump's Admin means of getting ahead of the inevitable Google search term relevancy for the emergent #Bubba business.
I think you know Bill, yes, Mr. Reich?
I think you know Bill, yes, Mr. Reich?
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"Big Beautiful Bill" may yet prove to be Donald Trump's Admin means of getting ahead of the inevitable Google search term relevancy for the emergent #Bubba business.
I think you know Bill, yes, Mr. Reich?
I think you know Bill, yes, Mr. Reich?
#Sabrina is a better fashion film than #DevilWearsPrada but it's not about the clothing.
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Einstein Rarely Changed His Clothes.
It was far too much effort.
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December 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
#Sabrina is a better fashion film than #DevilWearsPrada but it's not about the clothing.
medium.com/publishous/e...
medium.com/publishous/e...
@iaeaorg.bsky.social will need to flush Bari Weiss with sea water for the next 30 years. #meltdown
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
@iaeaorg.bsky.social will need to flush Bari Weiss with sea water for the next 30 years. #meltdown
SNL staff wear monitors akin to radiation badges as a means of staying abreast of Lorne Michaels exposure over time
and Kenan represents the potential mutation
and Kenan represents the potential mutation
December 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
SNL staff wear monitors akin to radiation badges as a means of staying abreast of Lorne Michaels exposure over time
and Kenan represents the potential mutation
and Kenan represents the potential mutation
every vessel is also a censorship.
December 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
every vessel is also a censorship.
i think we can all agree, "that's gay" without offending anyone
December 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
i think we can all agree, "that's gay" without offending anyone
we've all seen the suburban garden gnome figures bent over in the front yard of some unimaginative dolt's yard and thought... what if the SecDHS wore really tight pants and taunted a whole bunch of prisoners in a foreign country in some sort of sick mind game for her own twisted gratification.
December 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
we've all seen the suburban garden gnome figures bent over in the front yard of some unimaginative dolt's yard and thought... what if the SecDHS wore really tight pants and taunted a whole bunch of prisoners in a foreign country in some sort of sick mind game for her own twisted gratification.
"We should acknowledge and respect the government's openness with leaving the line reference numbers unredacted as a form of generous transparency."
change your #toner, young man.
change your #toner, young man.
December 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
"We should acknowledge and respect the government's openness with leaving the line reference numbers unredacted as a form of generous transparency."
change your #toner, young man.
change your #toner, young man.
what is the point of hoarding billions of dollars in ill-gotten wealth if you cannot also deploy that wealth to destroy the very fabric of goodness and opportunity within the society which enabled your ascent? bonus points for utter planetary destruction.
December 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
what is the point of hoarding billions of dollars in ill-gotten wealth if you cannot also deploy that wealth to destroy the very fabric of goodness and opportunity within the society which enabled your ascent? bonus points for utter planetary destruction.
Oliver (plot) Twist - Republicans begging for more cruel
December 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Oliver (plot) Twist - Republicans begging for more cruel
someone please ask Trump to explain fractional reserve banking
December 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
someone please ask Trump to explain fractional reserve banking
with a specific timestamp, the remainder of the observational joke is literally spelled-out, repeatedly, via the link.
December 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
with a specific timestamp, the remainder of the observational joke is literally spelled-out, repeatedly, via the link.
I heard Tarantino drives unreliable cars because he enjoys the tows.
December 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I heard Tarantino drives unreliable cars because he enjoys the tows.