Clem Fandango
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Liz, Matt, Alex, Pete. Henceforth known as the drab four.
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Liz, Matt, Alex, Pete. Henceforth known as the drab four.
I might fill it in. Make it out for £9 million, sign it Christopher Harborne and give the sort code for The Bank of Thailand.
It will get their hearts racing.
It will get their hearts racing.
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I might fill it in. Make it out for £9 million, sign it Christopher Harborne and give the sort code for The Bank of Thailand.
It will get their hearts racing.
It will get their hearts racing.
Write "Kul 'am wa enta bi-khair" on the back.
Really, really wind them up.
😁
Really, really wind them up.
😁
December 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Write "Kul 'am wa enta bi-khair" on the back.
Really, really wind them up.
😁
Really, really wind them up.
😁
They always say 49 days, but she couldn't do anything for fourteen days, government was closed down for a fortnight because Queenie had died.
Imagine what Truss could have done if she had been able to use the full 49 days. 😂🤣😂🤣
Imagine what Truss could have done if she had been able to use the full 49 days. 😂🤣😂🤣
December 5, 2025 at 9:30 AM
They always say 49 days, but she couldn't do anything for fourteen days, government was closed down for a fortnight because Queenie had died.
Imagine what Truss could have done if she had been able to use the full 49 days. 😂🤣😂🤣
Imagine what Truss could have done if she had been able to use the full 49 days. 😂🤣😂🤣
Deposed!
We couldn't even get that right.
Libya, Romania. Now there are two counties that know how to depose a leader.
We couldn't even get that right.
Libya, Romania. Now there are two counties that know how to depose a leader.
December 5, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Deposed!
We couldn't even get that right.
Libya, Romania. Now there are two counties that know how to depose a leader.
We couldn't even get that right.
Libya, Romania. Now there are two counties that know how to depose a leader.
That is a disgrace!
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 AM
That is a disgrace!
Horror / Fantasy.
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Horror / Fantasy.
I must seek out this podcast.
Will it be categorised under "comedy"?
Will it be categorised under "comedy"?
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I must seek out this podcast.
Will it be categorised under "comedy"?
Will it be categorised under "comedy"?
All the advanced nations in the western world have digitalized. I sometimes forget how backward the US is in this respect. You only have to look at their banking services which appear to be stuck somewhere in the mid 20th Century.
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
All the advanced nations in the western world have digitalized. I sometimes forget how backward the US is in this respect. You only have to look at their banking services which appear to be stuck somewhere in the mid 20th Century.
The state owned postal supplier in Denmark (PostNord DK) will cease to handle letters from the end of 2025. If you want to send a letter after 31 Dec you will have to use a private contractor.
If other nations can manage without state owned postal services, I'm sure the home of free enterprise can.
If other nations can manage without state owned postal services, I'm sure the home of free enterprise can.
December 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The state owned postal supplier in Denmark (PostNord DK) will cease to handle letters from the end of 2025. If you want to send a letter after 31 Dec you will have to use a private contractor.
If other nations can manage without state owned postal services, I'm sure the home of free enterprise can.
If other nations can manage without state owned postal services, I'm sure the home of free enterprise can.
What's the issue? Our Postal Service provider in the UK (Royal Mail) was floated on the stock market a decade ago. Last year was taken into 100% private ownership by a Czech billionaire. Mail is still delivered every morning. I thought the USA was supposed to be the home of the free market.
December 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
What's the issue? Our Postal Service provider in the UK (Royal Mail) was floated on the stock market a decade ago. Last year was taken into 100% private ownership by a Czech billionaire. Mail is still delivered every morning. I thought the USA was supposed to be the home of the free market.
But everyone will get a free bottle of wine in exchange for a glass of water.
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
But everyone will get a free bottle of wine in exchange for a glass of water.
The reform party nativity scene.
No unmarried mothers. No Middle Eastern people. No refugees. No people seeking emergency accommodation.
And not a f*cking wise man in sight…
No unmarried mothers. No Middle Eastern people. No refugees. No people seeking emergency accommodation.
And not a f*cking wise man in sight…
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The reform party nativity scene.
No unmarried mothers. No Middle Eastern people. No refugees. No people seeking emergency accommodation.
And not a f*cking wise man in sight…
No unmarried mothers. No Middle Eastern people. No refugees. No people seeking emergency accommodation.
And not a f*cking wise man in sight…
If seventeen of Lee's brain cells escaped he'd be in one hell of a mess.
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
If seventeen of Lee's brain cells escaped he'd be in one hell of a mess.
Never thanks you when you let her out into traffic.
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Never thanks you when you let her out into traffic.
If I was a CEO and found out HR had given Kemi a job I'd sack my HR team, especially if the job was in a customer facing role.
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If I was a CEO and found out HR had given Kemi a job I'd sack my HR team, especially if the job was in a customer facing role.
I heard she took a swig from a can of M&S Mojito on the underground once.
December 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I heard she took a swig from a can of M&S Mojito on the underground once.
There should be another circle "Brexiters".
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 AM
There should be another circle "Brexiters".
Exact fare only. In rubles.
December 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Exact fare only. In rubles.
Maybe not, but it would be fun to watch. 😁
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Maybe not, but it would be fun to watch. 😁
More of a Temu Roderick Spode.
December 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
More of a Temu Roderick Spode.
Yeah, but I bet she's drank from a can of M&S Mojito on the underground.
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Yeah, but I bet she's drank from a can of M&S Mojito on the underground.
I'd call him a Mickey Mouse politician, but that would be an insult to Mickey Mouse.
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I'd call him a Mickey Mouse politician, but that would be an insult to Mickey Mouse.
Why all the hate against Jenrick?
He's a top bloke.
A mate of mine took him out to dinner once.
Woke up next morning and he'd had £46 million knocked-off his tax bill.
Can't ask for a better mate than that.
He's a top bloke.
A mate of mine took him out to dinner once.
Woke up next morning and he'd had £46 million knocked-off his tax bill.
Can't ask for a better mate than that.
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Why all the hate against Jenrick?
He's a top bloke.
A mate of mine took him out to dinner once.
Woke up next morning and he'd had £46 million knocked-off his tax bill.
Can't ask for a better mate than that.
He's a top bloke.
A mate of mine took him out to dinner once.
Woke up next morning and he'd had £46 million knocked-off his tax bill.
Can't ask for a better mate than that.