BESSEMER SAINTS
@clebsaints.bsky.social
A good time band in a bad time world.
New album -THIS IS BS TOO- voted "Best Local Album of 2024" by Cleveland Scene magazine readers- "Best of CLE" poll.
You don't have to like us, for us to like you.
From Cleveland, OH USA,
Skeets by bassist Shaggo.
New album -THIS IS BS TOO- voted "Best Local Album of 2024" by Cleveland Scene magazine readers- "Best of CLE" poll.
You don't have to like us, for us to like you.
From Cleveland, OH USA,
Skeets by bassist Shaggo.
Kudos to the pirate sumo streamer we watched, for not only showing the giving out of All The Ugly Trophies, but going all the way to Aonishiki and Yoshinofuji getting in the parade car + taking off from the arena.
MVP work. 🏆🏆🏆
MVP work. 🏆🏆🏆
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Kudos to the pirate sumo streamer we watched, for not only showing the giving out of All The Ugly Trophies, but going all the way to Aonishiki and Yoshinofuji getting in the parade car + taking off from the arena.
MVP work. 🏆🏆🏆
MVP work. 🏆🏆🏆
We thought we were out; but they pulled us back in!
12/1- Smedley's, Lorain Ave. near Kamms Corners, in CLEVELAND.
Been tapped to add our BS to their new "Metal Mondays" series (despite just being sorta "hard rock", but don't snitch us out 😅).
Anyway, let's do one more, for '25...
12/1- Smedley's, Lorain Ave. near Kamms Corners, in CLEVELAND.
Been tapped to add our BS to their new "Metal Mondays" series (despite just being sorta "hard rock", but don't snitch us out 😅).
Anyway, let's do one more, for '25...
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We thought we were out; but they pulled us back in!
12/1- Smedley's, Lorain Ave. near Kamms Corners, in CLEVELAND.
Been tapped to add our BS to their new "Metal Mondays" series (despite just being sorta "hard rock", but don't snitch us out 😅).
Anyway, let's do one more, for '25...
12/1- Smedley's, Lorain Ave. near Kamms Corners, in CLEVELAND.
Been tapped to add our BS to their new "Metal Mondays" series (despite just being sorta "hard rock", but don't snitch us out 😅).
Anyway, let's do one more, for '25...
Foxglove sends head bonks.
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Foxglove sends head bonks.
Hiya. Update: our month of November is busy as hell as we work in separate projects; but we may get pulled off the bench for one more gig in '25. Not planned, but when somebody asks, we try to do it.
Stay tuned.
Stay tuned.
November 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hiya. Update: our month of November is busy as hell as we work in separate projects; but we may get pulled off the bench for one more gig in '25. Not planned, but when somebody asks, we try to do it.
Stay tuned.
Stay tuned.
Meet Tamawashi.
Oldest top-division sumo wrestler, at 40.
Has never missed a bout in top division (above 1,680).
Still active.
Still feared.
Oldest top-division sumo wrestler, at 40.
Has never missed a bout in top division (above 1,680).
Still active.
Still feared.
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Meet Tamawashi.
Oldest top-division sumo wrestler, at 40.
Has never missed a bout in top division (above 1,680).
Still active.
Still feared.
Oldest top-division sumo wrestler, at 40.
Has never missed a bout in top division (above 1,680).
Still active.
Still feared.
Fun aside: the specific hairstyle of elite Japanese sumo wrestlers (called an "oicho-mage") is intended to mimic a gingko-tree leaf.
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Fun aside: the specific hairstyle of elite Japanese sumo wrestlers (called an "oicho-mage") is intended to mimic a gingko-tree leaf.
Don't make her get the bouncer.
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Don't make her get the bouncer.
Tuxitude.
Many such cases.
Many such cases.
November 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Tuxitude.
Many such cases.
Many such cases.
We had a mac-+-cheese truck at the last Bascule Brewery benefit we did in Lorain. Bet your ass we sold them halfway out by ourselves. 😋
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
We had a mac-+-cheese truck at the last Bascule Brewery benefit we did in Lorain. Bet your ass we sold them halfway out by ourselves. 😋
Clickbait horse 💩.
October 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Clickbait horse 💩.
Worth saying that this bar, The Hydrant, is just a couple blocks north of the Cleveland Browns training facility in Berea.
So if you routinely go to training camp, you'll know right where it is.
Saturday, 11/1, we're up first at 9pm.
Hope to see ya! 🍻
So if you routinely go to training camp, you'll know right where it is.
Saturday, 11/1, we're up first at 9pm.
Hope to see ya! 🍻
October 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Worth saying that this bar, The Hydrant, is just a couple blocks north of the Cleveland Browns training facility in Berea.
So if you routinely go to training camp, you'll know right where it is.
Saturday, 11/1, we're up first at 9pm.
Hope to see ya! 🍻
So if you routinely go to training camp, you'll know right where it is.
Saturday, 11/1, we're up first at 9pm.
Hope to see ya! 🍻
Sorry to bump this again; but seems like lots of shows are piling onto this date, + it makes us a lil nervous.
Took 2 years to make this date + lineup work;
so we want as many folks to come see it happen as possible.
11/1- The Hydrant, Berea OH.
All Cleveland's "Saints" bands in one place-$10
Took 2 years to make this date + lineup work;
so we want as many folks to come see it happen as possible.
11/1- The Hydrant, Berea OH.
All Cleveland's "Saints" bands in one place-$10
October 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Sorry to bump this again; but seems like lots of shows are piling onto this date, + it makes us a lil nervous.
Took 2 years to make this date + lineup work;
so we want as many folks to come see it happen as possible.
11/1- The Hydrant, Berea OH.
All Cleveland's "Saints" bands in one place-$10
Took 2 years to make this date + lineup work;
so we want as many folks to come see it happen as possible.
11/1- The Hydrant, Berea OH.
All Cleveland's "Saints" bands in one place-$10
Yeah, where to begin.
Had 3 favorites pop to mind immediately; but they were all just pre-1990. Oof.
Had 3 favorites pop to mind immediately; but they were all just pre-1990. Oof.
October 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Yeah, where to begin.
Had 3 favorites pop to mind immediately; but they were all just pre-1990. Oof.
Had 3 favorites pop to mind immediately; but they were all just pre-1990. Oof.
Konosuke is a paragon of dignity, both in nd out of the sumo ring.
Glad they sent him to London.
In his referee's regalia⬇️:
Glad they sent him to London.
In his referee's regalia⬇️:
October 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Konosuke is a paragon of dignity, both in nd out of the sumo ring.
Glad they sent him to London.
In his referee's regalia⬇️:
Glad they sent him to London.
In his referee's regalia⬇️:
You forgot the phrase "In an act of cultural vandalism,", bc that's what the CSU administration and "ideaslime" committed.
October 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
You forgot the phrase "In an act of cultural vandalism,", bc that's what the CSU administration and "ideaslime" committed.
A month + change to our next BScalade.
Probably last one of '25; unless someone we dig comes calling.
Gonna be a fun one, in Berea OH, home of the Browns training camp.
Etch it into yer sundial!
Probably last one of '25; unless someone we dig comes calling.
Gonna be a fun one, in Berea OH, home of the Browns training camp.
Etch it into yer sundial!
September 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
A month + change to our next BScalade.
Probably last one of '25; unless someone we dig comes calling.
Gonna be a fun one, in Berea OH, home of the Browns training camp.
Etch it into yer sundial!
Probably last one of '25; unless someone we dig comes calling.
Gonna be a fun one, in Berea OH, home of the Browns training camp.
Etch it into yer sundial!
Brotherhood of the Jam, (Erie, PA), 9/13/25, Cleveland OH.
September 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Brotherhood of the Jam, (Erie, PA), 9/13/25, Cleveland OH.