hoyo old man enthusiast
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hoyo nuclear containment zone. everything here is gay
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Dear Mario: I baked some absolutely dogshit anatomy and perspective because I kept changing my mind, but I rendered it real nice so just don't look too closely
February 14, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Dear Mario: I baked some absolutely dogshit anatomy and perspective because I kept changing my mind, but I rendered it real nice so just don't look too closely
Dear Mario: I baked some absolutely dogshit anatomy and perspective because I kept changing my mind, but I rendered it real nice so just don't look too closely
February 14, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Dear Mario: I baked some absolutely dogshit anatomy and perspective because I kept changing my mind, but I rendered it real nice so just don't look too closely
drew this thing to stare at you
February 4, 2026 at 8:35 AM
drew this thing to stare at you
Still thinking about zhongli splitting himself btw. Who wants to bet that its gonna have to do with him "shedding" the equivalent (splitting off his divine self)
Also. Kind of obsessed with the implication that Zhongli is also able to split himself like Focalors did. Here's where you find out that I had already headcanoned memokeepers being potentially able to "implant" themselves memetically into people, or create functional copies of themselves
February 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Still thinking about zhongli splitting himself btw. Who wants to bet that its gonna have to do with him "shedding" the equivalent (splitting off his divine self)
Sometimes I forget that people really do self ship via an oc because I come from a background of separation between oc and state
February 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Sometimes I forget that people really do self ship via an oc because I come from a background of separation between oc and state
spooning the old people drama into my mouth
February 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
spooning the old people drama into my mouth
Yuanxiang Anecdote: Keeper of Deep Waters
February 1, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Yuanxiang Anecdote: Keeper of Deep Waters
Normal people: Here's a bunch of other fictional characters that inspired my oc
Me: uhhh I got.... some pottery?
Me: uhhh I got.... some pottery?
January 30, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Normal people: Here's a bunch of other fictional characters that inspired my oc
Me: uhhh I got.... some pottery?
Me: uhhh I got.... some pottery?
Normal people: making a merch shrine or perhaps getting ship comms
My ass: buying a Gaiwan that looks like my guy to make osmanthus oolong in
My ass: buying a Gaiwan that looks like my guy to make osmanthus oolong in
January 29, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Normal people: making a merch shrine or perhaps getting ship comms
My ass: buying a Gaiwan that looks like my guy to make osmanthus oolong in
My ass: buying a Gaiwan that looks like my guy to make osmanthus oolong in
Horse Soon (and by that I mean tangential zhongli lore)
January 28, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Horse Soon (and by that I mean tangential zhongli lore)
cleared menacing with my government assigned twink
January 24, 2026 at 3:33 AM
cleared menacing with my government assigned twink
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*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
January 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
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December 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
every day the hellsite makes me look at tarta|i. why must I suffer
January 21, 2026 at 12:11 AM
every day the hellsite makes me look at tarta|i. why must I suffer
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The Dottore fight is really funny to me because the whole thing is just. Remember Your Training
January 20, 2026 at 12:49 AM
The Dottore fight is really funny to me because the whole thing is just. Remember Your Training
I need to start collecting pepaw images somewhere
January 19, 2026 at 6:38 AM
I need to start collecting pepaw images somewhere
Guides: You need skirk or mav for the babushka
Ali and I: What if. Two Wriothesly?
Ali and I: What if. Two Wriothesly?
January 19, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Guides: You need skirk or mav for the babushka
Ali and I: What if. Two Wriothesly?
Ali and I: What if. Two Wriothesly?
Also. Kind of obsessed with the implication that Zhongli is also able to split himself like Focalors did. Here's where you find out that I had already headcanoned memokeepers being potentially able to "implant" themselves memetically into people, or create functional copies of themselves
January 18, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Also. Kind of obsessed with the implication that Zhongli is also able to split himself like Focalors did. Here's where you find out that I had already headcanoned memokeepers being potentially able to "implant" themselves memetically into people, or create functional copies of themselves
people joking about how memokeepers are gonna start showing up since dottore unzipped the sky and I'm just out here with a 9 course old man yaoi meal already prepared. keep up
January 18, 2026 at 9:26 AM
people joking about how memokeepers are gonna start showing up since dottore unzipped the sky and I'm just out here with a 9 course old man yaoi meal already prepared. keep up