Bullshit.

You were conned by Hamas. They spent millions convincing young Americans that they could somehow help Palestinians by refusing to vote blue.

You helped Dubya defeat Gore and Donald beat Hillary and Kamala. Now you're sitting in shit and blaming Democrats.

The story of the 21st century.

PS: If you refuse to vote for the "lesser of two evils," THE GREATER EVIL WINS. (See my OP for examples.)

PSA: Third-party voters helped elect Bush II and Donald Trump.

Bush II: 9-11, two wars, 100s of 1000s of Iraqis dead, 1000s of US military dead and 10,000+ wounded, economy 📉

Trump: 1.2 million covid dead, economy 📉

Get your heads out of Gaza: President Vance ain't gonna be any better for them.

And billionaires will drop their favorite charity like a hot poker for the pettiest of reasons.

“Our priorities have changed,” is a favorite explanation.

Translation: “The new receptionist didn’t recognize Wonderful Me.”

… invisible friend can kick YOUR invisible friend’s ASS!”

Poor Jesus. He just wanted us to love each other, but apparently that’s not our priority.

I don’t get mad when evangelicals say Catholics aren’t Christians because I know they say that about all the Protestant religions, too, and also all the other evangelical sects.

“Only OURS is the One True Religion,” they brag, blissfully ignorant of how silly they seem to the rest of us: “MY …

The end of the academic year is even worse.

Come back from winter break to allll the stuff you put off until “after the holidays.”

February is seven years long.

Then it’s Spring Break and then—WTF?—it’s mid-April and now it’s the first week of May???!?

How did THAT happen?

Shh!

Don't give them ideas!

"Affordability is worse in blue states"

I'm sure red-staters look at their crappy roads, their failing schools, the rural hospitals that are closing and comfort themselves by saying, "At least it's more affordable here."

I'm not being sarcastic. This is just the only theory that makes sense to me.

President Biden signed a bill to make high-speed internet available to underserved communities but he was (checks notes) old and his voice was too soft and he didn't stop retailers from raising prices, so ...

Anyway, Trump canceled the wifi expansion project.

Aww, sorry guys, who knew?

Destructive to whom?

Because I’m not a violent person, but that face makes me feel like punching.

It’s really the best of both worlds, innit? 😁

Is that an implanted IV port in his right hand?

How often do they hook him up?

And what are they pumping into him, that this is necessary?

My version of this fantasy is, he dies on the floor next to the toilet with his pants around his ankles, and the White House staffer he treated the worst finds him, takes photos and posts them before calling for help.

(Yes I have thought about this a lot why do you ask?)