Robert
@clatchardcraig.bsky.social
All responses may contain mistakes.
Labour's assumption that we can't recall anything that happened more than eighteen months ago will always be its Achilles' heel.
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Labour's assumption that we can't recall anything that happened more than eighteen months ago will always be its Achilles' heel.
Another budget day in Britain then...
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Another budget day in Britain then...
Someone please call 999. I think I'm having a a stroke.
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Someone please call 999. I think I'm having a a stroke.
I fancy a classy print of dear Auld Reekie for the spare room. I'll look on Etsy first and... Wait... Did someone spike my drink?
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I fancy a classy print of dear Auld Reekie for the spare room. I'll look on Etsy first and... Wait... Did someone spike my drink?
🎵I like big bulls and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny🎵
You other brothers can't deny🎵
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
🎵I like big bulls and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny🎵
You other brothers can't deny🎵
*sigh* Without warning, the power button on my phone now opens an "AI assistant" instead of switching the phone on and off.
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
*sigh* Without warning, the power button on my phone now opens an "AI assistant" instead of switching the phone on and off.
FINALLY Paddington has come to carry these horrors into Hades.
November 20, 2025 at 8:47 AM
FINALLY Paddington has come to carry these horrors into Hades.
Another day in Britain then...
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Another day in Britain then...
The current Broons artist's failure to understand the physical properties of haggis is the surest sign yet of Scotland's accelerating cultural degeneration.
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The current Broons artist's failure to understand the physical properties of haggis is the surest sign yet of Scotland's accelerating cultural degeneration.
I'll admit: Plagiarism software can give the correct answer. Sometimes.
November 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'll admit: Plagiarism software can give the correct answer. Sometimes.
Here I am, recalling the guid auld days when Dick Cheney was certainly the worst that the USA could throw at the world...
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Here I am, recalling the guid auld days when Dick Cheney was certainly the worst that the USA could throw at the world...
"With credible big hitters like Craig Murray, Your Party will have the SNP's wokerati quaking in their vegan sandals." #BuyAPaper
October 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"With credible big hitters like Craig Murray, Your Party will have the SNP's wokerati quaking in their vegan sandals." #BuyAPaper
It's here. And, like everything made by a true artist, it has improved the world.
October 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
It's here. And, like everything made by a true artist, it has improved the world.
Accidentally releasing one of the most notorious criminals of the day...
October 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Accidentally releasing one of the most notorious criminals of the day...
𝔾𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕙𝕚𝕔 ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴ is 𝘮𝘺 𝒫𝒶𝓈𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃.
October 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
𝔾𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕙𝕚𝕔 ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴ is 𝘮𝘺 𝒫𝒶𝓈𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃.
🎶I ghish I could thly right uck to the sky gut I can't. 🎶
You can.
I can't!
You can.
I can't!
October 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
🎶I ghish I could thly right uck to the sky gut I can't. 🎶
You can.
I can't!
You can.
I can't!
Police release photos of mosque arson suspects:
October 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Police release photos of mosque arson suspects:
The soldier's Glengarry bonnet indicates that he was from the Canadian Scottish Regiment. I wonder what his biography was...
October 4, 2025 at 8:40 AM
The soldier's Glengarry bonnet indicates that he was from the Canadian Scottish Regiment. I wonder what his biography was...