Clarktoon Crossing
@clarktooncrossing.bsky.social
Hey there weirdos of today and robots of tomorrow! Name's Clark, geeky giraffe, crazy cartoonist, autistic weirdo, and absurd optimist! If you're looking for wacky cartoon shenanigans or somebody to commission, you've come to the right place!
You say that, but I hardly ever go to Taco Bell. Or as I like to call it; Diarrea Fiesta.
December 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
You say that, but I hardly ever go to Taco Bell. Or as I like to call it; Diarrea Fiesta.
Oh my Stardust... that is FREAK'N ADORABLE! Never thought to give Bumper a bow, it's a cute visual. Love how all the green pops. Thank you very much! ^^
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Oh my Stardust... that is FREAK'N ADORABLE! Never thought to give Bumper a bow, it's a cute visual. Love how all the green pops. Thank you very much! ^^
The heck- Oh. Oh now I see it. Never really thought of it this way.
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 AM
The heck- Oh. Oh now I see it. Never really thought of it this way.
UPDATE: Turns out I was refunded my original $7.99. Fair enough. Still bullshit that the upcharge wasn't advertised. For the record, not mentioned during the parade either, which was excellent this year. Naturally the highlight was Kpop Demon Hunters. I give it a big GOLDEN star!
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
UPDATE: Turns out I was refunded my original $7.99. Fair enough. Still bullshit that the upcharge wasn't advertised. For the record, not mentioned during the parade either, which was excellent this year. Naturally the highlight was Kpop Demon Hunters. I give it a big GOLDEN star!
The real gay was the friends we made along the way!
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The real gay was the friends we made along the way!
Sorry to dump my complaint on here, but I didn't know where else to do so. Anybody else having this problem?
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Sorry to dump my complaint on here, but I didn't know where else to do so. Anybody else having this problem?
And by $3, I mean $10.99. Oh, but silly me, they don't charge you the difference. No, they charge you the FULL $10.99. How is that fair!? By the way, did I forget to mention the Jim Carrey Grinch is locked behind this paywall too? A movie hundreds of families are gonna wanna watch this Christmas!?
a green monster with the words `` the audacity '' written on the bottom
ALT: a green monster with the words `` the audacity '' written on the bottom
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November 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
And by $3, I mean $10.99. Oh, but silly me, they don't charge you the difference. No, they charge you the FULL $10.99. How is that fair!? By the way, did I forget to mention the Jim Carrey Grinch is locked behind this paywall too? A movie hundreds of families are gonna wanna watch this Christmas!?
Worry not, the yuri will still be there the next morning. Just rest and dream of Rosalina and Pauline or Lumity.
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Worry not, the yuri will still be there the next morning. Just rest and dream of Rosalina and Pauline or Lumity.
One of my favorite videos of yours. Admittedly not for the comic review, but just for you gushing about a show that's had such a big impact on you. I've said it before and I'll say it again, but your positive reviews rock!
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
One of my favorite videos of yours. Admittedly not for the comic review, but just for you gushing about a show that's had such a big impact on you. I've said it before and I'll say it again, but your positive reviews rock!
Me, anytime anything Marvel happens ever. Can we help it that Spidey’s awesome? That said, Browntable made an animated short showing what Peter was doing during all that. Was pretty neat, ignoring all the trauma. XD
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Me, anytime anything Marvel happens ever. Can we help it that Spidey’s awesome? That said, Browntable made an animated short showing what Peter was doing during all that. Was pretty neat, ignoring all the trauma. XD
With all due respect, you look like Lex Luthor going through a midlife crisis. Clearly the accordion is part of some new scheme to destroy Superman.
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
With all due respect, you look like Lex Luthor going through a midlife crisis. Clearly the accordion is part of some new scheme to destroy Superman.
BTW, Mickey tearfully pleading “I DON’T WANNA DANCE”? Comedy gold! XD
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
BTW, Mickey tearfully pleading “I DON’T WANNA DANCE”? Comedy gold! XD
And now they JUST announced a roaming animatronic Olaf for Disneyland Paris. What a weird coincidence…
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
And now they JUST announced a roaming animatronic Olaf for Disneyland Paris. What a weird coincidence…
And people wonder why I don't eat McDonald's anymore...
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
And people wonder why I don't eat McDonald's anymore...
Ah, the in-game romance that should'a been. Cute! Very well drawn. ^^
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Ah, the in-game romance that should'a been. Cute! Very well drawn. ^^
Still waiting for a plush toy Figment in that sweater!
November 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Still waiting for a plush toy Figment in that sweater!
So’s the Christmas season.
November 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
So’s the Christmas season.
It’s funny; most people don’t think of Disney when it comes to horror, and yet their adaptation of Sleepy Hollow is arguably the most iconic. Kinda’ like how most folks think of Borris Karloff when talking about Frankenstein.
November 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It’s funny; most people don’t think of Disney when it comes to horror, and yet their adaptation of Sleepy Hollow is arguably the most iconic. Kinda’ like how most folks think of Borris Karloff when talking about Frankenstein.
Still waiting for scheduled posts and the ability to edit old ones. Tpyos rre annying.
November 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Still waiting for scheduled posts and the ability to edit old ones. Tpyos rre annying.
Congrats on reaching your 100th episode! You must be so proud. Feels just like yesterday you were talking about Discovery Island for the first time.
November 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Congrats on reaching your 100th episode! You must be so proud. Feels just like yesterday you were talking about Discovery Island for the first time.
DUDELZ of the Damned | The Cutest Pumpkin (2024)
The original version of Bumper's pumpkin costume and it's still cute a year later.
The original version of Bumper's pumpkin costume and it's still cute a year later.
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
DUDELZ of the Damned | The Cutest Pumpkin (2024)
The original version of Bumper's pumpkin costume and it's still cute a year later.
The original version of Bumper's pumpkin costume and it's still cute a year later.