clarence
@clarencejohnson.bsky.social
I’ll be coming home, wait for me
Iowa City
drumbeats.bandcamp.com | selecsound.bandcamp.com
Iowa City
drumbeats.bandcamp.com | selecsound.bandcamp.com
Five years ago we ate turkey in a garage
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Five years ago we ate turkey in a garage
made beats all day today.
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
made beats all day today.
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US
Clarence Johnson - Love Bound [Atlanta, R&B/Soul] (1991)
https://redd.it/11c5gjs
https://youtu.be/H-7sxbd8c0o
https://redd.it/11c5gjs
https://youtu.be/H-7sxbd8c0o
Clarence Johnson - Love Bound [Atlanta, R&B/Soul] (1991)
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US
Reposted by clarence
Clarence Johnson - Love Bound [Atlanta, R&B/Soul] (1991)
https://redd.it/11c5gjs
https://youtu.be/H-7sxbd8c0o
https://redd.it/11c5gjs
https://youtu.be/H-7sxbd8c0o
Clarence Johnson - Love Bound [Atlanta, R&B/Soul] (1991)
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Clarence Johnson - Love Bound [Atlanta, R&B/Soul] (1991)
https://redd.it/11c5gjs
https://youtu.be/H-7sxbd8c0o
https://redd.it/11c5gjs
https://youtu.be/H-7sxbd8c0o
Accused my polyamorous friend of being a Loverman last night
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Accused my polyamorous friend of being a Loverman last night
Reposted by clarence
HALL AND OATES HAD THE FAKE PATOIS
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
HALL AND OATES HAD THE FAKE PATOIS
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Jim Reeves really wrote a song about calling and asking a lady to kick her boyfriend out so they can have phone sex
November 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Jim Reeves really wrote a song about calling and asking a lady to kick her boyfriend out so they can have phone sex
She Abraham Martin On My John Until My
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
She Abraham Martin On My John Until My
Bill Clinton has a chance to do the funniest thing this week
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Bill Clinton has a chance to do the funniest thing this week
Don’t really tend to have the phone handy in those moments.
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Don’t really tend to have the phone handy in those moments.
2025 Bono is like
I want to sit
I want to abide
I want to build up some walls
And put Gazans inside
I want to sit
I want to abide
I want to build up some walls
And put Gazans inside
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
2025 Bono is like
I want to sit
I want to abide
I want to build up some walls
And put Gazans inside
I want to sit
I want to abide
I want to build up some walls
And put Gazans inside
All those old stories about signing a contract with the devil in your own blood seem so simple and quaint now that we know you could just do a twirl in Roger Ailes’ office.
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
All those old stories about signing a contract with the devil in your own blood seem so simple and quaint now that we know you could just do a twirl in Roger Ailes’ office.
Rod Sullivan
does every city have their own curtis sliwa
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Rod Sullivan
So my favorite spot has a deal where you can become part of their waste program and buy a crate of unsorted 45s for twenty bucks. So I’m going to make a beat tape using all of these.
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
So my favorite spot has a deal where you can become part of their waste program and buy a crate of unsorted 45s for twenty bucks. So I’m going to make a beat tape using all of these.
Belinda Carlisle eat your heart out
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Belinda Carlisle eat your heart out
I’ve always said Tom Skerritt is the working man’s Paul Newman
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’ve always said Tom Skerritt is the working man’s Paul Newman
lol my mom has complimented this twice tonight, “it’s got a little pizazz to it”
Taking my buddy to dig at my favorite local spot and have decided to wear second most annoying shirt I own
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
lol my mom has complimented this twice tonight, “it’s got a little pizazz to it”
Taking my buddy to dig at my favorite local spot and have decided to wear second most annoying shirt I own
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Taking my buddy to dig at my favorite local spot and have decided to wear second most annoying shirt I own
Reposted by clarence
Waking up to the news that a member of the Bush administration has died rather than see a Muslim elected Mayor of New York
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Waking up to the news that a member of the Bush administration has died rather than see a Muslim elected Mayor of New York
Long on signs, short on wonders
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Long on signs, short on wonders
There are secret teams of 1000x engineers inside every major AI firm working on “the piss problem” and all of them are existentially depressed
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
There are secret teams of 1000x engineers inside every major AI firm working on “the piss problem” and all of them are existentially depressed