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ThisIsClappTrap
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| The/They/Them | Futurist + Post-Humanist | Technician + Mechanic | Teacher + Trainer | Speaker + Listener | E-Bike + E-Scooter Expert | Micro-Modal Mogal |
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From myself and Ella on the blustery North shore of Ohio, we wish all our friends, moots, and digital-family a wonderful, safe, and joyous Thanksgiving holiday!
A picture of a grey and brown tabby cat with her eyes closed. She is laying on a bed, looking towards the picture-taker. She has white whiskers and partial pink and black nose.
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Equally as bad when it hits the "oranges" too, lol.🍊
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Did I catch a block for reskeeting someones very cute cats? Huh....🤔💭🤷😿
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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May I regrettably remind you of this shit box for the late 80's:
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Introduce yourself with four spacecraft!

This was a fun lil' tangent, trying to determine and narrow down which ones best fit and suited me!
The utilitarian Freelancer Max starship from the online video game Star Citizen. It both allows for exceptional heavy cargo hauling, but also has enough power and weapons loadout to cover its ass! The rarely seen or talked about Global 3/Globally 3 spacce freighter from the Zoids universe of models, games, and lore! A commonly seen Battletech/Mechwarrior jumpship - the Invader Jumpship V.2! The colony ship from the early Dragonriders of Pern series, the Yokohama. This is really only shown in the classic Dreamcast game, and a.f.a.i.k., no where else.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Lolol, horny police said nuh-uh!
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Making it look easy! 😆
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Pardon me if you did, as we hadn't seen them, but did you taste-test/cover any of the non-standard Dr. Pepper flavored sodas? The berries and cream was good (i.o.h.o.) but the chocolate one was weird, lol.
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Share a smile!

(I think this counts as a sort-of smile, lol!)
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Goodbye, ham. May you go on to feed many a cat and dog under the table, lol.
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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🎶"And I said HEYYYYY-eeeee-YAAAAAA-eee-YAAAAA-EY-EY. WHAT'S GOING ON!"🎵
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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You can't hurt me - I've read (and watched) Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of Nimh.
Nook cover of Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of Nimh.
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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This tracks honestly, lol
A screengrab of a 2D quadrant chart depicting bias of relationship tropes.
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Been there many years ago! Not a fun time at all! For us it was a blocked drain line that caused our flooded basement. Here's a rather unbothered Ella for your considerations:
Picture of a grey and brown tabby cat laying in a computer-desk mounted cat bed with a blue and black knitted blanket. She has her right front paw slightly extended and her eyes are closed. Theirs a rather cluttered kitchen in the background.
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Name a movie that takes place where you are from!

So many great choices for my city has played host to(Captain America: Winter Soldier, The Avengers and Spider Man 3 to name a couple) but a classic has to be A Christmas Story!
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Curse my friends for putting the worm in my brain.

Here's another wonderfully awful cake idea I just had.
Picture of a can of Monster Coffee Killer Brew. It has a very "punisher style" skull on the front. Picture of a can, as well as case of cans, of Monster Java Cafe Latte coffee drink. Picture of a premixed coffee cake box. It is a mostly white box with a cut slice of delicious looking coffee cake on the front. Picture of a convenient drop-bottom ring-form cake pan against a white background.
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Okay, my entry into this accursed confectionary cookery crap, lol.
A picture of a 16oz can of Monster Muscle strawberry-flavor drink. It's a red can with a white Monster Energy logo on it. It's sitting on a table with a patterned tablecloth. Picture of a no-bake strawberry cheesecake box mix from Jell-O brand. Picture of a typical spring-form pie pan for cheesecakes. It's sitting on a surface with a pie of some unknown type behind it, along with a bowl of raspberries and blackberries.
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Please pardon my crude and possibly inappropriate humor at this friend, but....:
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Sometimes (rarely) I miss working on those little guys. lol
A picture looking longways down the insides of a brick warehouse filled wall to wall with orange and black e-scooters for micromobility. They're lined up in rows, and theirs a path going down the middle of them to walk freely.
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Cat tax
Picture of a grey and brown tabby cat laying upon a desk-mounted cat-bed. She is laying with her right front paw slightly extended foroward over the edge opf the bed. She is laying upon a knitted blue and black small blanket. Her eyes are closed and she has a look of contentment on her face. Theirs a very cluttered kitchhen in the background.
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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1. Adds that as a destination to visit for future camping e-bike trips.
2. (See gif)
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle!

(Nice try, coppers!)
A picture of a paramotor 'tricycle'. It has a pedal-powered front wheel, and two rear wheels. Its a sit-down style position.
November 20, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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YALL I HAVE A MIGHT NEED!!!

These are Flyke paramotor "tricycles".
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM