Clan Ventrue (RPG Parody)
@clanventrue.bsky.social
Clan of Kings(not the shadow dwellers)
They are allowed to bow to us.
They will respect The Traditions.
They will not create or mingle with Thinbloods.
// fun account for vampire clan Ventrue of the World of Darkness. Not official. Run by @nirbyschreibt
They are allowed to bow to us.
They will respect The Traditions.
They will not create or mingle with Thinbloods.
// fun account for vampire clan Ventrue of the World of Darkness. Not official. Run by @nirbyschreibt
You could call it this, yes.
It is a fair distribution of temporary power.
It is a fair distribution of temporary power.
November 27, 2024 at 8:42 PM
You could call it this, yes.
It is a fair distribution of temporary power.
It is a fair distribution of temporary power.
We use a weed based, complex mechanism to determine who is in charge of this noble duty.
November 27, 2024 at 5:36 PM
We use a weed based, complex mechanism to determine who is in charge of this noble duty.
Splendid, we love to meet our siblings.
But „lyfe“? Do you run a hotel in Vienna?
But „lyfe“? Do you run a hotel in Vienna?
November 27, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Splendid, we love to meet our siblings.
But „lyfe“? Do you run a hotel in Vienna?
But „lyfe“? Do you run a hotel in Vienna?
No, it is not. Yet, we have founded the Camarilla with @clantoreador.bsky.social and @housetremere.bsky.social
Please do not be upset we expect a certain amount of respect and skillset.
Please do not be upset we expect a certain amount of respect and skillset.
November 27, 2024 at 5:24 PM
No, it is not. Yet, we have founded the Camarilla with @clantoreador.bsky.social and @housetremere.bsky.social
Please do not be upset we expect a certain amount of respect and skillset.
Please do not be upset we expect a certain amount of respect and skillset.
We usually don’t give in to beckons of the void (what is this constant beckoning lately anyway?), but this one sounds reasonable.
November 23, 2024 at 9:54 PM
We usually don’t give in to beckons of the void (what is this constant beckoning lately anyway?), but this one sounds reasonable.
One more vote for the Tzimisce.
November 23, 2024 at 9:52 PM
One more vote for the Tzimisce.
We are impressed by working pyramid schemes and they get a pass.
November 23, 2024 at 9:51 PM
We are impressed by working pyramid schemes and they get a pass.
// Tzimisce would be fun. Any open clan or other WoD splat is welcome. If you make a clan or splat alt please be considerate. We want to have fun. 😊
November 23, 2024 at 7:57 PM
// Tzimisce would be fun. Any open clan or other WoD splat is welcome. If you make a clan or splat alt please be considerate. We want to have fun. 😊
// the Gangrel is a different person
November 23, 2024 at 7:10 AM
// the Gangrel is a different person
// this is getting tedious. Don’t we have Anarch accounts anymore?
November 22, 2024 at 10:14 PM
// this is getting tedious. Don’t we have Anarch accounts anymore?
A cat temple
*the ghoul still shakes his head and makes pleading gestures*
*the ghoul still shakes his head and makes pleading gestures*
November 22, 2024 at 9:57 PM
A cat temple
*the ghoul still shakes his head and makes pleading gestures*
*the ghoul still shakes his head and makes pleading gestures*
This sounds useful. Would you teach us as well?
*behind her Richard the ghoul shakes his head mouthing „please, no“*
*behind her Richard the ghoul shakes his head mouthing „please, no“*
November 22, 2024 at 9:15 PM
This sounds useful. Would you teach us as well?
*behind her Richard the ghoul shakes his head mouthing „please, no“*
*behind her Richard the ghoul shakes his head mouthing „please, no“*
Correct. We already run through our known contacts but did not find a promising victim, err, promotion candidate.
Maybe @clantoreador.bsky.social has some Anarch she wants us to promote.
Maybe @clantoreador.bsky.social has some Anarch she wants us to promote.
November 22, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Correct. We already run through our known contacts but did not find a promising victim, err, promotion candidate.
Maybe @clantoreador.bsky.social has some Anarch she wants us to promote.
Maybe @clantoreador.bsky.social has some Anarch she wants us to promote.
We have a feeling they did choose the name as a reference.
November 22, 2024 at 8:22 PM
We have a feeling they did choose the name as a reference.
8.99 seems a fair price for a cat.
November 22, 2024 at 8:11 PM
8.99 seems a fair price for a cat.
Bones is the cat @clanhecata.bsky.social received in the cat distribution system.
We are still debating wether Bones is a cat cat or a shapeshifter cat.
We are still debating wether Bones is a cat cat or a shapeshifter cat.
November 22, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Bones is the cat @clanhecata.bsky.social received in the cat distribution system.
We are still debating wether Bones is a cat cat or a shapeshifter cat.
We are still debating wether Bones is a cat cat or a shapeshifter cat.
This was a vague statement on purpose. Our need of socialising is an intimate detail we will not discuss in public.
November 22, 2024 at 8:06 PM
This was a vague statement on purpose. Our need of socialising is an intimate detail we will not discuss in public.
Well, we don’t know. We just know that @usurper1872.bsky.social is a Tremere and their magic is powerful.
We don’t know if they disguised as a cat.
We don’t know if they disguised as a cat.
November 22, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Well, we don’t know. We just know that @usurper1872.bsky.social is a Tremere and their magic is powerful.
We don’t know if they disguised as a cat.
We don’t know if they disguised as a cat.
Bones is a cat.
November 22, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Bones is a cat.
They are Warlocks. It’s not a guess of us, they told us so.
November 22, 2024 at 7:30 PM
They are Warlocks. It’s not a guess of us, they told us so.
We were talking about escort services.
November 22, 2024 at 7:18 PM
We were talking about escort services.
We will do this for the now. But don’t tell the Prince and don’t ask for it in Elysium.
November 22, 2024 at 7:16 PM
We will do this for the now. But don’t tell the Prince and don’t ask for it in Elysium.
They are all messing with us. Their sole existence is an affront.
November 22, 2024 at 7:05 PM
They are all messing with us. Their sole existence is an affront.