Clan Ventrue (RPG Parody)
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clanventrue.bsky.social
Clan Ventrue (RPG Parody)
@clanventrue.bsky.social
Clan of Kings(not the shadow dwellers)

They are allowed to bow to us.
They will respect The Traditions.
They will not create or mingle with Thinbloods.

// fun account for vampire clan Ventrue of the World of Darkness. Not official. Run by @nirbyschreibt
You could call it this, yes.

It is a fair distribution of temporary power.
November 27, 2024 at 8:42 PM
We use a weed based, complex mechanism to determine who is in charge of this noble duty.
November 27, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Splendid, we love to meet our siblings.

But „lyfe“? Do you run a hotel in Vienna?
November 27, 2024 at 5:34 PM
No, it is not. Yet, we have founded the Camarilla with @clantoreador.bsky.social and @housetremere.bsky.social

Please do not be upset we expect a certain amount of respect and skillset.
November 27, 2024 at 5:24 PM
We usually don’t give in to beckons of the void (what is this constant beckoning lately anyway?), but this one sounds reasonable.
November 23, 2024 at 9:54 PM
One more vote for the Tzimisce.
November 23, 2024 at 9:52 PM
We are impressed by working pyramid schemes and they get a pass.
November 23, 2024 at 9:51 PM
// Tzimisce would be fun. Any open clan or other WoD splat is welcome. If you make a clan or splat alt please be considerate. We want to have fun. 😊
November 23, 2024 at 7:57 PM
// the Gangrel is a different person
November 23, 2024 at 7:10 AM
// this is getting tedious. Don’t we have Anarch accounts anymore?
November 22, 2024 at 10:14 PM
A cat temple
*the ghoul still shakes his head and makes pleading gestures*
November 22, 2024 at 9:57 PM
This sounds useful. Would you teach us as well?
*behind her Richard the ghoul shakes his head mouthing „please, no“*
November 22, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Correct. We already run through our known contacts but did not find a promising victim, err, promotion candidate.
Maybe @clantoreador.bsky.social has some Anarch she wants us to promote.
November 22, 2024 at 9:14 PM
We have a feeling they did choose the name as a reference.
November 22, 2024 at 8:22 PM
8.99 seems a fair price for a cat.
November 22, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Bones is the cat @clanhecata.bsky.social received in the cat distribution system.
We are still debating wether Bones is a cat cat or a shapeshifter cat.
November 22, 2024 at 8:10 PM
This was a vague statement on purpose. Our need of socialising is an intimate detail we will not discuss in public.
November 22, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Well, we don’t know. We just know that @usurper1872.bsky.social is a Tremere and their magic is powerful.
We don’t know if they disguised as a cat.
November 22, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Bones is a cat.
November 22, 2024 at 8:03 PM
They are Warlocks. It’s not a guess of us, they told us so.
November 22, 2024 at 7:30 PM
We were talking about escort services.
November 22, 2024 at 7:18 PM
We will do this for the now. But don’t tell the Prince and don’t ask for it in Elysium.
November 22, 2024 at 7:16 PM
They are all messing with us. Their sole existence is an affront.
November 22, 2024 at 7:05 PM