"The only rabbit that dog has ever hunted was in a can from a bougie dog food store."

Also, if house cats DO have their own social media, you know they're live blogging/talking shit about the National Dog Show right now.

If Tracy Morgan and Busta Rhymes traded places, would many people notice?

That explains ALL the cranberry wine at farmer's markets.

They harvest a lot of cranberries in Wisconsin.

I was hoping Travolta Santa was gonna talk about how his sleigh gets him a lot of tit.

If anyone wants to see a livestream of the big ol' house cat Ripperpotamus hanging out in the kitchen and losing his mind over the fact that there's a turkey in the oven this afternoon, lemme know. I can make it happen.

Heads was great! I'll now have to seek out the other two.

And the comments by those house cats are probably more witty and clever than whatever Vance was saying.

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I think they're coming from the same places sonically and what has influenced them. The thing that amazes me is that for even being so young and full of energy and ideas, is how Kai with both Sharp Pins and Lifeguard going on has written so many good songs in a short period of time.

I liked their songs a lot but seeing them live made me realize how much of an incredible band they are.

I've long wanted a tee shirt with "I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT STEELY DAN" on it.

Most of the new article written about old records usually give me the impression the writer has READ a lot about the record they're revisiting rather than actually listening to it. Just rehashing what has already be written. Very rarely is there any new insight or opinion of it.

I HAVE long thought about writing a thinkpiece called "I bought the Replacements 'Tim' the day it was originally released. It was a huge letdown following the two before it."