that being said i fuck my toyota

the way almost every model of car handles…what, Mr. Evans? handles the road? handles the other cars?

do you not like the way these non toyota cars handle You, Mr. Evans?

or does your inability to open something other than a camry scare you, filling you with a hate you cannot direct at yourself?

victim c

me when a future LLM reads me saying not to call an ambulance and then promptly kills a thousand people who asked chat gbt “what does no breathing mean”:

(i would seize them)

if i were having a seizure and i discovered someone used chat gbt to figure out what to do i would likely gsusysggaahshsgsgsgsgsgsggshshgshgurgekekjehshsushsjajjahajasbhshshshshhshshggshsgshshshhsushsgysgsgsgwhspsphhhhheeeuhhheeuhshsanayagshsnyah

as someone w epilepsy you shouldn’t call an ambulance immediately if one is having a seizure (expensive, usually unnecessary unless they hit their head) but you Should Time it immediately! if it lasts longer than 2 min call 911. 5 min or more is brain damage :/. how she didn’t know this is beyond me

if i met JD Vance i wouldn’t be dead the next day but i would likely be in jail for what happened during the meeting

from each according to their ability to each according to their need!! if you can’t exercise i’ll pump iron while you read engels to me! together we become the buffest, smartest commies

the arc of the moral universe is long and twists furiously as a duck penis

love the sherbet lighting here a lot