claghorn.bsky.social
@claghorn.bsky.social
I thought SCOTUS said skin color was probable cause.
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I'm grateful for leftover turkey sandwiches.
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
So far I'm amazed they haven't simply "found" child porn in anyone's papers. Instead of trying to prove phoney mortgage fraud.
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I just got some individually wrapped cookies for snacks and they list the serving size as 1/2 cookie.
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
And remember, it is now valid precedent that you don't have to swear in replacements who won their special election.
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Once or twice, I've tried to re-read them and I just can't do it because I know damn well the 20 or 30 page diversions that show up so frequently lead nowhere. I can't make myself care.
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'm pretty sure if BYD could sell cars in America, you'd see similar sales stats.
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
We should do a gofundme to have that suit of armor built for him. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be able to move.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I always wonder how many people aren't buying av EV because they keep reading articles about new batteries that charge in 15 seconds and have 4000 miles of range. Maybe I'll just wait for them, they tell themselves.
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Because no one can distinguish it from today?
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Trump also claims zero border crossings since he took office. Another government supplied statistic I'm highly skeptical of, especially since he also keeps declaring emergencies because we're being invaded.
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Hey Hakeem! When enough Republicans quit to make you speaker, remember to refuse to swear in any replacements who win special elections.
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
So their plan is to simply quit? They could remove Mike Johnson. They could oppose Trump, but they are just going to quit. How pitiful is that?
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Who makes these medical equipment tables anyway? I had a cat scan when I fell and hit my head and there was a brick right in the small of my back.
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Which begs the question: When will we get space suits that look cool? 🤪
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Someone has to take up the slack left by the death of Epstein.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I suspect it says you are warm.
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The constitution is fine. The impeachment clause is still there. What the constitution can't deal with is an entire party of traitors.
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Of course, if the tariff money is all embezzled, it won't reduce deficits at all.
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
With stills from the Alien Autopsy movie as proof.
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Don't you have to weigh the colors and shapes separately to prove the contents are identical? 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My best idea is a shopping cart engineered like a medical gurney so you can lift the wheels and slide it in and out of the back of your car. No need to bag your groceries at all, just put them all back in the cart when checking out.
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The fun bit to remember about these poll numbers is that the billion dollar right wing propaganda machine is doing everything they can think of to make Trump look good, yet he still has these numbers.
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Get an already cooked turkey breast and slice it for sandwiches, skipping everything and going straight for the most important part: leftovers 😜
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM