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claern.bsky.social
CDC (Cum Dump Coordinator)
@claern.bsky.social
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Just another dumb toppling over gay
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Fuck these spineless losers for breaking the line
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Neighborhood Geese™
Two geese in the middle of a residential street
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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@leonrotgarde.bsky.social took me to see Big Thief tonight and some nice lady took a pic of us being cute 🥰
A crowd of people at a show. Two gay boys holding eachother, one with his head on the others shoulder
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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NEW BOOK DAY!
Book cover with yellow text overlaying the background of a pinkish on black Grecian looking head of a statue. The text reads "A very rigorous account of centuries of gay villainy" Shon Faye Bad Gays A Homosexual History Huw Lemmy Ben Miller
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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9th House goes to a party.
October 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Help! I'm trapped in the shadow realm and it's Fat Cock Friday!
October 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Karen doesn't want to play with you, she just wants to play with your manager...
Child's play poster, the one with Chucky holding a knife superimposed over the kid peeking through a cracked door. Instead of the original Chucky it's the horrendous rendition from the 2025 Fanta horror movie villain lineup where they gave Chucky the "karen" haircut. The movie title reads "Karen's Play"
October 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Me every morning trying to decide if having one is still worth it
Bilbo Baggins "why shouldn't I keep it" meme but in the second portion it's my dick poorly edited over the ring
October 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I got u fam
A wood axe on a wooden table. The whole axe isn't actually made of wood. Just the handle. The axe head is made of metal I'm pretty sure. Just wanted to be clear about that because a wood axe made entirely of wood wouldn't make much sense
October 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Edit of Lucille Bluth saying "good for her" but it says "good for China"
October 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Speaking of monsters, happy FCF feat. Overhead Lighting
Gay boy sits gayly in a yellow chair amidst the backdrop of purple square tiles and white grout. One leg propped up on the chair arm and his erect cock held by his hand, he reclines luxuriously with his head tilted backwards and out of frame
October 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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New Del Toro monster just dropped!
Bearded guy with two hard cocks covering his eyes
October 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Me posting my nudes online

sorry @theoatmeal.bsky.social
screen grab from The Oatmeal comic about AI Art. It's a T-Rex entering the scene from the right. Mouth agape as if yelling. The test bubbles read: Aren't I Beautiful? Does my supple (emphasized) jurassic body not fill you with wonder (emphasized)?
October 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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sorry babe, no async anal tonight :(
screengrab from an IDE that has some truncated values: C# Language Level | Default (au ConfigureAwait anal | Disabled Force call MSBuild | False
September 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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See a softie, post a softie
Fat gay boy sittin on a rock. Tiny dick button dick resting on some balls
September 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Jorkin' it in the boys room
Gay boy standing in bathroom. Angle from below. Nipple in frame bottom left. Shirt pulled behind head. Hat on backwards. Brick wall and white ceiling behind him.
September 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Some risky business on today's FCF
Stairwell. Well lit. On the right is a white brick and mortar wall. The mid-century pendant lamp lights follow the ceiling and continue in a reflection in the second floor conference room. A gay boy stands at the top of the stairs. Belly and fat cock on display
September 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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I'm not sure about that this 😅
Croony white guy at the mic. Matted, wet hair, and wearing a dark colored pearlsnap shirt. Text reads: uQuiz More Quizzes Your Result: Really Nice Voice Guy you have to talk through sex
September 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Power Tops going to New Orleans for Decadence right now
Still from Epic: the Musical. Eurylochus talks to Odysseus about concerns. This still Eurylochus is saying "six hundred men with big mouths to feed"
August 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Bear wearing sunglasses and giving a thumbs up. Text reads: Stop scrolling! Dont cheat Drop your most recent saved pic No matter what it is! Press x to doubt meme
August 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Baby Baphomet irl
Baby black goat lookin all cute and shit
August 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Tater Tot has started doing the most adorable blep and I'm sad I'm not in Chicago to blep with him
Black and white cat on his back with the most adorable blep Black and white cat on his back in a slightly different position for the previous photo
August 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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What it feels like to chew 5 Freeway
Hillside completely engulfed in flames. Right off 5 freeway
August 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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you should be able to see this on web but it's not immediate it takes like literal hours depending on how many you have
August 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Big hike with the dogs
Two dogs panting with a blurred central Texas hill country background Two dogs panting with a central Texas hill country background
August 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM