Chris Keilman | Author
@ckanomalies.bsky.social
Writing a novel about curses, donuts, and 7th grade paranormal detectives. Join me as I delve into the strange, perplexing, and frosting-laden mysteries of the universe. Find me in McSweeney's and Points in Case.
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Tonight’s vintage cover, PKD. ⚡️A dramatic way to say that revolution starts local, but ok. 😆
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Tonight’s vintage cover, PKD. ⚡️A dramatic way to say that revolution starts local, but ok. 😆
I'm the dweeb in the office group chat who had no idea there was a new Frankenstein movie out and just thought everyone was suddenly interested in Gothic literature.
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I'm the dweeb in the office group chat who had no idea there was a new Frankenstein movie out and just thought everyone was suddenly interested in Gothic literature.
"How I funneled my full-blown identity crisis into a successful career as a motivational speaker"
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"How I funneled my full-blown identity crisis into a successful career as a motivational speaker"
Working on STUFF
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Working on STUFF
You ever feel like you have so many ideas, that your head is exploding?
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
You ever feel like you have so many ideas, that your head is exploding?
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The Lacy (our history) on Sandwiches of History
youtu.be/AzhFN5EzESM
youtu.be/AzhFN5EzESM
The Lacy (our history) on Sandwiches of History
YouTube video by Sandwiches of History
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November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The Lacy (our history) on Sandwiches of History
youtu.be/AzhFN5EzESM
youtu.be/AzhFN5EzESM
God knew I'd be too powerful if my executive functions actually worked.
November 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
God knew I'd be too powerful if my executive functions actually worked.
There's a beauty in writing stupidity in a smart way.
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
There's a beauty in writing stupidity in a smart way.
An open letter to the world
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
An open letter to the world
What cracks me up about conspiracy theories is that they're basically just a dense layer cake of retcons. Like, how come nobody can get a decent photo of Bigfoot? Because he's an interdimensional being who can open portals, clearly.
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
What cracks me up about conspiracy theories is that they're basically just a dense layer cake of retcons. Like, how come nobody can get a decent photo of Bigfoot? Because he's an interdimensional being who can open portals, clearly.
I was looking at quotes from Frankenstein randomly one day. I read it several years ago. It strikes me how much that book is really more about psychological horror than body horror.
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I was looking at quotes from Frankenstein randomly one day. I read it several years ago. It strikes me how much that book is really more about psychological horror than body horror.
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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G’night. I am off to dreamland. 🌈🕳️🐇
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 AM
G’night. I am off to dreamland. 🌈🕳️🐇
“There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand.”
― Mary Shelley
― Mary Shelley
November 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
“There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand.”
― Mary Shelley
― Mary Shelley
“When falsehood can look so like the truth, who can assure themselves of certain happiness?”
― Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
― Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
“When falsehood can look so like the truth, who can assure themselves of certain happiness?”
― Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
― Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Today’s vintage cover….
November 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Today’s vintage cover….
I was born in the 80s and I don't have any particular nostalgia around drinking from garden hoses. You realize we DID have faucets back then? You could drink out of a glass, even!
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I was born in the 80s and I don't have any particular nostalgia around drinking from garden hoses. You realize we DID have faucets back then? You could drink out of a glass, even!
My company: We're moving forward with AI!
Also my company: Please take this cybersecurity training to save us from AI!
Also my company: Please take this cybersecurity training to save us from AI!
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My company: We're moving forward with AI!
Also my company: Please take this cybersecurity training to save us from AI!
Also my company: Please take this cybersecurity training to save us from AI!
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Remember, remember...
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Remember, remember...
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Me: [rifling through the office’s leftover Halloween candy]
CARAMEL APPLE GHIRARDELLI? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO
Also, apparently I’ve been spelling Ghirardelli wrong my entire life.
CARAMEL APPLE GHIRARDELLI? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO
Also, apparently I’ve been spelling Ghirardelli wrong my entire life.
November 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Me: [rifling through the office’s leftover Halloween candy]
CARAMEL APPLE GHIRARDELLI? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO
Also, apparently I’ve been spelling Ghirardelli wrong my entire life.
CARAMEL APPLE GHIRARDELLI? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO
Also, apparently I’ve been spelling Ghirardelli wrong my entire life.