CJ Xtopher
@cjxtopher.bsky.social
If you do something, do it whole-assed.
Half-assed is never acceptable.
Ever.
One terrified little blue dot in a humongous red state. 🔵
Every day is Chuck-It Ball day, no matter the weather Rugie! 🥰
December 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Every day is Chuck-It Ball day, no matter the weather Rugie! 🥰
Thunder, I love your pickle stuffie! How nice of you to let your mom play with it too. 🥒😊
We'll be thinking of you tomorrow. I know you'll be the copilot on the drive, so everyone will be safe. We love you bunches! 🖤🥰
We'll be thinking of you tomorrow. I know you'll be the copilot on the drive, so everyone will be safe. We love you bunches! 🖤🥰
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Thunder, I love your pickle stuffie! How nice of you to let your mom play with it too. 🥒😊
We'll be thinking of you tomorrow. I know you'll be the copilot on the drive, so everyone will be safe. We love you bunches! 🖤🥰
We'll be thinking of you tomorrow. I know you'll be the copilot on the drive, so everyone will be safe. We love you bunches! 🖤🥰
Mom, I'm definitely looking...just not at YOU. 😄🥰
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Mom, I'm definitely looking...just not at YOU. 😄🥰
Absolutely adorable - both the sisters & the sweaters they're wearing! 💞🥰
December 10, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Absolutely adorable - both the sisters & the sweaters they're wearing! 💞🥰
Oh no!
Cooke Dough.
I meant COOKIE DOUGH!!!!!! 😲😨
(I may or may not resemble this GIF. 🤭)
Cooke Dough.
I meant COOKIE DOUGH!!!!!! 😲😨
(I may or may not resemble this GIF. 🤭)
an elderly woman with glasses and a pink robe says shame i feel shame
ALT: an elderly woman with glasses and a pink robe says shame i feel shame
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December 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Oh no!
Cooke Dough.
I meant COOKIE DOUGH!!!!!! 😲😨
(I may or may not resemble this GIF. 🤭)
Cooke Dough.
I meant COOKIE DOUGH!!!!!! 😲😨
(I may or may not resemble this GIF. 🤭)
Fabulous suggestion, Oreo can help me out. He's a head burying expert. 👍😅
December 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Fabulous suggestion, Oreo can help me out. He's a head burying expert. 👍😅
A+++ for enthusiastic rolls! ⭐🤍
I just got back from a walk & try as I might, it did not result in rolls, good or bad. There may have been some snorting however. 😳🤭
I just got back from a walk & try as I might, it did not result in rolls, good or bad. There may have been some snorting however. 😳🤭
December 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
A+++ for enthusiastic rolls! ⭐🤍
I just got back from a walk & try as I might, it did not result in rolls, good or bad. There may have been some snorting however. 😳🤭
I just got back from a walk & try as I might, it did not result in rolls, good or bad. There may have been some snorting however. 😳🤭
This has EVERYthing - rolling, head butting & back squiggling! 🤍😘
December 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This has EVERYthing - rolling, head butting & back squiggling! 🤍😘
Checked at the photo again & I swear whatever Stallone did to his cheeks makes it look like he's crinkling up his nose like a bunny. I can't unsee it. 🫣
December 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Checked at the photo again & I swear whatever Stallone did to his cheeks makes it look like he's crinkling up his nose like a bunny. I can't unsee it. 🫣
He should've asked Paul Stanley or Gene Simmons to borrow their black hair paint. Doing all that to your face & letting your hair go gray seems like an odd choice. To me, anyway.
December 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
He should've asked Paul Stanley or Gene Simmons to borrow their black hair paint. Doing all that to your face & letting your hair go gray seems like an odd choice. To me, anyway.
Thank you - saw it & immediately thought "Perfect banner picture!" 💚❤️
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Thank you - saw it & immediately thought "Perfect banner picture!" 💚❤️
Hopefully The 😡 One is deeply invested in Kleenex stock! 🤭😂
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Hopefully The 😡 One is deeply invested in Kleenex stock! 🤭😂
Oreo (aka Cookie Dough) & I love The Miscreant BECAUSE of all the 😡!
We're weird like that. 🤭😄
We're weird like that. 🤭😄
December 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Oreo (aka Cookie Dough) & I love The Miscreant BECAUSE of all the 😡!
We're weird like that. 🤭😄
We're weird like that. 🤭😄
Feisty fit her perfectly! 😄
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Feisty fit her perfectly! 😄
Muffin, my first pup, was a vicious killer attack dog trapped in a 7 pound Yorkie's body. 💪
If she heard a leaf blow past a window, she lost her little mind. 😲🤭
If she heard a leaf blow past a window, she lost her little mind. 😲🤭
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Muffin, my first pup, was a vicious killer attack dog trapped in a 7 pound Yorkie's body. 💪
If she heard a leaf blow past a window, she lost her little mind. 😲🤭
If she heard a leaf blow past a window, she lost her little mind. 😲🤭
It's funny because it's true! 🤭
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It's funny because it's true! 🤭
Thunder 🖤 & Izzy 🤍 💞
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Thunder 🖤 & Izzy 🤍 💞
Thank you so much! 🥰
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Thank you so much! 🥰