Corinne Salisbury
@cjsalisbury.bsky.social
Playwright. Theatre Producer. Geek. Multi-brained small-child-juggler. Exec Producer @Fifth Word, Producer @Company of Wolves. Playwrights Studio Scotland awardee. Often found writing feminist/speculative/humanist sci-fi/horror. Derby- and Sheffield-made
Oh, f*** off, Coach.
You suggesting you're a better writer than me is a real fucking turnoff.
Meanwhile I ask you to, I dunno, do a mailmerge from a spreadsheet for me, or put the details of a train I just booked into my calendar, and gosh no, that's beyond you. What are you for??
You suggesting you're a better writer than me is a real fucking turnoff.
Meanwhile I ask you to, I dunno, do a mailmerge from a spreadsheet for me, or put the details of a train I just booked into my calendar, and gosh no, that's beyond you. What are you for??
March 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Oh, f*** off, Coach.
You suggesting you're a better writer than me is a real fucking turnoff.
Meanwhile I ask you to, I dunno, do a mailmerge from a spreadsheet for me, or put the details of a train I just booked into my calendar, and gosh no, that's beyond you. What are you for??
You suggesting you're a better writer than me is a real fucking turnoff.
Meanwhile I ask you to, I dunno, do a mailmerge from a spreadsheet for me, or put the details of a train I just booked into my calendar, and gosh no, that's beyond you. What are you for??
@fergusmorgan.bsky.social nailed this
March 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
@fergusmorgan.bsky.social nailed this
ShinagawaMonkey - Vanishing Point's show at Tramway was superb. Made me remember what it's like reading Murakami. The absolute lucid sharpness of the images, and the hazy shape-shifting elusiveness of the meaning. DREAMY.
Also the unrelated monkey pic in the exhibition next door
Also the unrelated monkey pic in the exhibition next door
March 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
ShinagawaMonkey - Vanishing Point's show at Tramway was superb. Made me remember what it's like reading Murakami. The absolute lucid sharpness of the images, and the hazy shape-shifting elusiveness of the meaning. DREAMY.
Also the unrelated monkey pic in the exhibition next door
Also the unrelated monkey pic in the exhibition next door
Fun valentines day gift for the man in your life, according to John Lewis, genuinely
February 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Fun valentines day gift for the man in your life, according to John Lewis, genuinely
Sexism alive and well in Ayrshire
December 22, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Sexism alive and well in Ayrshire
Just gonna put this here and I'm done
November 20, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Just gonna put this here and I'm done
I am stupidly romantic about this kind of weather and I walk through these icy bright crisp days muttering Dickens under my breath.. "cold, cold, piping for the blood to dance to!"
For a time I read Christmas Carol every year, so it lives inside me and I'm grateful for it
For a time I read Christmas Carol every year, so it lives inside me and I'm grateful for it
November 20, 2024 at 1:54 PM
I am stupidly romantic about this kind of weather and I walk through these icy bright crisp days muttering Dickens under my breath.. "cold, cold, piping for the blood to dance to!"
For a time I read Christmas Carol every year, so it lives inside me and I'm grateful for it
For a time I read Christmas Carol every year, so it lives inside me and I'm grateful for it
Phewee, Naomi Alderman can turn a phrase.
October 31, 2024 at 10:18 AM
Phewee, Naomi Alderman can turn a phrase.
Okay... this helps me understand why Zoe Saldana and Selena Gomez went on Graham Norton and refused to say a word about what Emilia Perez is actually about
October 25, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Okay... this helps me understand why Zoe Saldana and Selena Gomez went on Graham Norton and refused to say a word about what Emilia Perez is actually about