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Rees-Mogg is, like so many of his ilk, a well-spoken and well-educated moron, whose dimwittedness is only surpassed by his avarice.
Even his book, on his chosen specialised subject of dead people he’d like to be like, was shit.
Even his book, on his chosen specialised subject of dead people he’d like to be like, was shit.
January 21, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Rees-Mogg is, like so many of his ilk, a well-spoken and well-educated moron, whose dimwittedness is only surpassed by his avarice.
Even his book, on his chosen specialised subject of dead people he’d like to be like, was shit.
Even his book, on his chosen specialised subject of dead people he’d like to be like, was shit.
Oof, they’re squircularly awful.
January 13, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Oof, they’re squircularly awful.
Looks like Gilbert off of Get Fresh.
I suspect the number of people who will get this reference is not large.
I suspect the number of people who will get this reference is not large.
December 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Looks like Gilbert off of Get Fresh.
I suspect the number of people who will get this reference is not large.
I suspect the number of people who will get this reference is not large.
My favourite thing my iPad (11” Pro, M1) does is this: I’m working on something in a tab in Safari, and it suddenly goes “welp, memory, Imma just reload that for you”, and I’m like, “motherfucker!”, as what was undoubtedly the best internet comment ever crafted is lost, like tears in the rain.
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
My favourite thing my iPad (11” Pro, M1) does is this: I’m working on something in a tab in Safari, and it suddenly goes “welp, memory, Imma just reload that for you”, and I’m like, “motherfucker!”, as what was undoubtedly the best internet comment ever crafted is lost, like tears in the rain.
All of Tahoe’s iconography is “astigmatism simulator 2025 edition” for me.
Reminders and Photos are the worst offenders, but it’s pretty bad across the board.
Reminders and Photos are the worst offenders, but it’s pretty bad across the board.
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 AM
All of Tahoe’s iconography is “astigmatism simulator 2025 edition” for me.
Reminders and Photos are the worst offenders, but it’s pretty bad across the board.
Reminders and Photos are the worst offenders, but it’s pretty bad across the board.
2021-25 was peak icon here. The shield thing has no meaning outside the US.
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
2021-25 was peak icon here. The shield thing has no meaning outside the US.
I, too, was hoping for yet another way to generate AI slop and accelerate our descent into a post-truth hellscape.
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I, too, was hoping for yet another way to generate AI slop and accelerate our descent into a post-truth hellscape.
On the bright side, it might kill off the death penalty, because every defence lawyer will be able to put forward the “the evidence was deepfaked, m’lud” argument, and the prosecution will struggle to overcome it.
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 AM
On the bright side, it might kill off the death penalty, because every defence lawyer will be able to put forward the “the evidence was deepfaked, m’lud” argument, and the prosecution will struggle to overcome it.
The Mac Pro is a product without a purpose, given the Studio’s existence.
Sure, there will be some people who need all those slots on an Apple Silicon machine, but that’s the nicheiest niche that ever niched.
Sure, there will be some people who need all those slots on an Apple Silicon machine, but that’s the nicheiest niche that ever niched.
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The Mac Pro is a product without a purpose, given the Studio’s existence.
Sure, there will be some people who need all those slots on an Apple Silicon machine, but that’s the nicheiest niche that ever niched.
Sure, there will be some people who need all those slots on an Apple Silicon machine, but that’s the nicheiest niche that ever niched.
It’s the low-level ineptitude I find most amusing.
Text on a path is a basic PhotoShop/Illustrator function - draw shape, click text tool, hover over shape until wavy line appears, click, type.
This looks like they placed each character individually, by hand.
Text on a path is a basic PhotoShop/Illustrator function - draw shape, click text tool, hover over shape until wavy line appears, click, type.
This looks like they placed each character individually, by hand.
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
It’s the low-level ineptitude I find most amusing.
Text on a path is a basic PhotoShop/Illustrator function - draw shape, click text tool, hover over shape until wavy line appears, click, type.
This looks like they placed each character individually, by hand.
Text on a path is a basic PhotoShop/Illustrator function - draw shape, click text tool, hover over shape until wavy line appears, click, type.
This looks like they placed each character individually, by hand.
You could say it’s a horsehare demon.
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 AM
You could say it’s a horsehare demon.
There was a time - a shining, glorious time - when it was unequivocally the best, least annoying search engine.
Now, it’s worse than *Bing*.
Bing!
Now, it’s worse than *Bing*.
Bing!
November 7, 2025 at 6:22 AM
There was a time - a shining, glorious time - when it was unequivocally the best, least annoying search engine.
Now, it’s worse than *Bing*.
Bing!
Now, it’s worse than *Bing*.
Bing!
Dunno what’s worse. The racism, the pathetically obvious lie, or the fact the fuckwit is a member of a party that spent fourteen years not fixing this terrible “problem”.
Thankfully, it’s Robert Jenrick, and no-one gives a shit what he thinks.
Thankfully, it’s Robert Jenrick, and no-one gives a shit what he thinks.
October 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Dunno what’s worse. The racism, the pathetically obvious lie, or the fact the fuckwit is a member of a party that spent fourteen years not fixing this terrible “problem”.
Thankfully, it’s Robert Jenrick, and no-one gives a shit what he thinks.
Thankfully, it’s Robert Jenrick, and no-one gives a shit what he thinks.
Like the Humane Pin and that orange Rabbit thing, it’ll be shit.
Perhaps I’m wrong.
Bet I’m not, though.
Perhaps I’m wrong.
Bet I’m not, though.
October 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Like the Humane Pin and that orange Rabbit thing, it’ll be shit.
Perhaps I’m wrong.
Bet I’m not, though.
Perhaps I’m wrong.
Bet I’m not, though.
Some of the drink-driving PIFs are brutally effective - the one with the barman especially.
And that one where the woman’s killer is in the back seat.
Belt up or this car’s not going anywhere, my passengers!
And that one where the woman’s killer is in the back seat.
Belt up or this car’s not going anywhere, my passengers!
September 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Some of the drink-driving PIFs are brutally effective - the one with the barman especially.
And that one where the woman’s killer is in the back seat.
Belt up or this car’s not going anywhere, my passengers!
And that one where the woman’s killer is in the back seat.
Belt up or this car’s not going anywhere, my passengers!
The b-boy stance at 1:00 is 🔥
September 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The b-boy stance at 1:00 is 🔥
Linehan’s quest to melt down his entire life by being a complete arsehole about something that doesn’t affect him in the slightest will never not entertain and bamboozle me.
September 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Linehan’s quest to melt down his entire life by being a complete arsehole about something that doesn’t affect him in the slightest will never not entertain and bamboozle me.
This one never gets old.
September 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This one never gets old.
I have one fancy watch - an Omega Seamaster. It works without a cellular or wireless signal, can be brought to full charge in 30 seconds, is waterproof to 600 metres, will never require charging if worn daily, and looks 100% cooler than pulling out your phone to check the time, like a dork.
September 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I have one fancy watch - an Omega Seamaster. It works without a cellular or wireless signal, can be brought to full charge in 30 seconds, is waterproof to 600 metres, will never require charging if worn daily, and looks 100% cooler than pulling out your phone to check the time, like a dork.