CJ Melendez
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CJ Melendez
@cjmelendez.bsky.social
Award-winning Senior PR Account Director at UberStrategist. Formerly RelyOnHorror. Dog dad 🌈🎃🍪 Opinions my own.
Oh my. Routine is gorgeous
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
MUTANT FOOTBALL LEAGUE 2 launches on PC, Xbox, and PlayStation tomorrow!

If you're itching for violent arcade-style football, reach out to request a review code (press).
December 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I haven’t played a Kirby game since Crystal Shards but doesn’t stop me from loving this little pink balloon.
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I love watching our food quality standards drop in real time.
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Welp.
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Spotify Wrapped telling me my age.
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Even though he bites me if I invade his personal space for too long, I’m still the only person my mom’s parrot tries to feed. 🥹

His vomit smells like fruity pebbles at least.

Also idk if he’s a he. We never did a DNA test.
December 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I need to get these poster at my mom’s place mailed to me in California.

My dad got them for me over twenty years ago.
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I already miss him :(
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
These promo shots are something else
November 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
🔥
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Nice.
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Article written pre-transition*
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Me while playing witch house and industrial music with this is on my front door
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Finally.

From red to blue.
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It begins.
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
There it is!

But no word on Born from a Wish. I guess that’s not happening :(.

Modders, where you at?
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Hey, Reddit. 🖕
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Miss her so much 😢
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Gonna chug this
November 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM