Cj
@cjaythecreator.bsky.social
Designing a logo is like choosing your business's face tattoo - better make sure it’s not giving ‘midlife crisis’ vibes.
Yeah, tired of accounts posting like a fortune cookie. Say something real already!
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Yeah, tired of accounts posting like a fortune cookie. Say something real already!
Congrats on 2300 followers which on Bluesky is like 20K on X and a small cult everywhere else 👏
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Congrats on 2300 followers which on Bluesky is like 20K on X and a small cult everywhere else 👏
Whichever path you pick
will be outdated by next Thursday 🤷🏼♀️
will be outdated by next Thursday 🤷🏼♀️
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Whichever path you pick
will be outdated by next Thursday 🤷🏼♀️
will be outdated by next Thursday 🤷🏼♀️
Oh yeah, writers be like:
“I’m a professional, I don’t need tools.”
Then Grammarly pops up with 47 red lines 😅
“I’m a professional, I don’t need tools.”
Then Grammarly pops up with 47 red lines 😅
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Oh yeah, writers be like:
“I’m a professional, I don’t need tools.”
Then Grammarly pops up with 47 red lines 😅
“I’m a professional, I don’t need tools.”
Then Grammarly pops up with 47 red lines 😅
It’s like the universe charges an emotional tax for leveling up 😅
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It’s like the universe charges an emotional tax for leveling up 😅
Yeah, the nervous system treats business rejection like you’re being chased by a bear
a teddy bear is walking down a hallway in a building .
ALT: a teddy bear is walking down a hallway in a building .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Yeah, the nervous system treats business rejection like you’re being chased by a bear
Yep, sauna and banya are the only wellness hack where you cook yourself until your problems feel medium-rare 😆
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Yep, sauna and banya are the only wellness hack where you cook yourself until your problems feel medium-rare 😆
If you need a safety disclaimer before your sentence, maybe don’t say the sentence 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
If you need a safety disclaimer before your sentence, maybe don’t say the sentence 🤔
Honestly, missing the grades probably saved you from four years of outdated theory and debt anyways
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Honestly, missing the grades probably saved you from four years of outdated theory and debt anyways
Yeah, someone less skilled, less experienced, and significantly more delusional is already doing better than you not because they’re talented, but because they’ve mastered the ancient art of looking competent on the internet lol
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Yeah, someone less skilled, less experienced, and significantly more delusional is already doing better than you not because they’re talented, but because they’ve mastered the ancient art of looking competent on the internet lol
Exactly this. Delegation isn’t weakness. Just stop hoarding work like a productivity goblin
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Exactly this. Delegation isn’t weakness. Just stop hoarding work like a productivity goblin
Oh yeah, AI agents are cool and all
but tmux has been quietly doing distributed chaos management since before half of dev Twitter learned what Linux is 🤷🏼♀️
but tmux has been quietly doing distributed chaos management since before half of dev Twitter learned what Linux is 🤷🏼♀️
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Oh yeah, AI agents are cool and all
but tmux has been quietly doing distributed chaos management since before half of dev Twitter learned what Linux is 🤷🏼♀️
but tmux has been quietly doing distributed chaos management since before half of dev Twitter learned what Linux is 🤷🏼♀️
And most companies are out here still begging Google for crumbs
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 AM
And most companies are out here still begging Google for crumbs
When you get a couple weeks of pure deep work, it feels like the universe finally stopped trolling you and said,
“Go on, king. Build!”
“Go on, king. Build!”
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
When you get a couple weeks of pure deep work, it feels like the universe finally stopped trolling you and said,
“Go on, king. Build!”
“Go on, king. Build!”
Yep, it’s the adult version of poking yourself to make sure you still feel things 😅
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Yep, it’s the adult version of poking yourself to make sure you still feel things 😅
Yeah, stop negotiating your lifespan with Gmail 😅
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Yeah, stop negotiating your lifespan with Gmail 😅
It’s not a platform. More like a psychological casino you carry in your pocket 🎰
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
It’s not a platform. More like a psychological casino you carry in your pocket 🎰
Yeah, it’s not a conversation, it’s bad idea hydra mode. You cut off one, three more grow back 🥲
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Yeah, it’s not a conversation, it’s bad idea hydra mode. You cut off one, three more grow back 🥲
This isn’t remote work. This is remote remote work - the kind where your nearest coworker is a squirrel judging your MRRs 😆
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 AM
This isn’t remote work. This is remote remote work - the kind where your nearest coworker is a squirrel judging your MRRs 😆
Yep, it’s like telling your body,
“Hey, I know this feels like a life-or-death moment… but actually we’re just sending more emails and pretending it’s strategy” 😎
“Hey, I know this feels like a life-or-death moment… but actually we’re just sending more emails and pretending it’s strategy” 😎
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Yep, it’s like telling your body,
“Hey, I know this feels like a life-or-death moment… but actually we’re just sending more emails and pretending it’s strategy” 😎
“Hey, I know this feels like a life-or-death moment… but actually we’re just sending more emails and pretending it’s strategy” 😎