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Curtis
@cj1124.bsky.social
Too old for a clever bio. Shitty footballer. Shittier surfer. Pretty decent husband. PMA.
Fuck City 🔴⚪️⚫️
January 17, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Some of the news right now is insane. Wish a mf would try to come inside our house. Smh. Good luck 😂

but seriously…. When does it stop? 😕 support your neighbors, man. It takes a village.
January 14, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Desperately need RATM to kick off a large scale US tour right now.
January 13, 2026 at 3:57 PM
@tttonlf.bsky.social Decent haul but I need someone to sponsor a flight so I can take advantage of these complimentary tickets! 😛
January 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
January 9, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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There will never be a general strike in the US like France or Italy because millions are one unexcused absence from being fired and one firing away from being homeless. Nobody in Europe gets fired, evicted, or loses their health insurance if they strike, so don't blame people here for not doing it.
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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“A dark moment.”
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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Very 1984.
January 3, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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This morning, I'd like to give a big, full-chest FUCK YOU to everyone who didn't vote for Kamala Harris. Not only is there still genocide in Palestine, we've got a bonus genocide ramping up here, and now we're Nazi blitzkreig-ing countries so Trump can steal their resources.
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
In this given moment, I’m not proud to be a veteran, and even less proud to be American. Disgusting. Hoping for brighter days ahead in this country, but man…. When?
January 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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Buddy, hope left the building, went to lunch, had 4 margaritas and a bloody mary, got into a fight with the server, was tossed through a window, severed an artery, had its leg amputated, spent three nights in ICU, got divorced, defaulted on the mortgage, and is living in a van down by the river
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
In a healthy democracy, there would bipartisan Articles of Impeachment on the floor of the House by tonight

But we are neither a healthy democracy nor, I would argue—given the end of our separation of powers and our rule of law—a democracy at all anymore
January 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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In a healthy democracy, there would bipartisan Articles of Impeachment on the floor of the House by tonight

But we are neither a healthy democracy nor, I would argue—given the end of our separation of powers and our rule of law—a democracy at all anymore
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Better go ahead and return that fuckin Peace Prize. Dumb piece of shit.
January 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Would love to know how many other Americans are watching the Welsh Prem this morning lol #BoxingDay
December 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Between the fucking price gouging, distance between locations, and our own fucking government, the World Cup is going to be absolute trash. I’m fully convinced. I was skeptical of Qatar. But this one…. I have no hope. Don’t come. Surely gonna be the worst WC of all time.
December 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Fuck yeah, there’s some good news 👏🏼🙌🏼
October 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If I play my cards right, I’ll kick the ball AND surf in 2 new countries in the next 6 months 👀⚽️🏄🏻‍♂️
August 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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And let me be among the first to say, it's about fucking time.
"Newsom’s threat to retaliate in kind is not a divisive attack on good governance. It is, instead, the only hope for democracy. Bipartisanship right now is appeasement. Democrats cannot and should not hide behind neutrality and fairness as MAGA incinerates the remaining tatters of our republic."
Gavin Newsom's moment
Democrats have found their fight. Newsom is leading the charge.
www.publicnotice.co
August 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Man. Laura Loomer is ugly as fuck. Scary ass bitch.
August 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Going undefeated this year.
June 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Tristan da Cunha is the most remote place on earth. The only settlement, Edinburgh of the Seven Seas, has a population of 238.

They also have a football team.

With the next closest island 1,500 miles away, they largely plays against each other or against sailors from visiting ships.
June 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Oh, you noticed that too? 🤔
Worth noting:

ICE is conducting these prominent mass detention operations in urban settings in states like California and Illinois and apparently leaving the low-hanging fruit of major agricultural centers in places like Texas and South Dakota (home of DHS Secretary Kristi Noem) largely untouched.
June 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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The GOP's budget would make brutal cuts to food assistance and our colleagues won't shield veterans from their cruelty.

Veterans are not waste. They're not fraud. And they're not abuse.
May 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM