elvis, culture advisor
@civ2elvis.bsky.social
photo mode addict who wishes sega bass fishing of the dead was real
jalopy evangelist (you should play jalopy)
jalopy evangelist (you should play jalopy)
as featured in the hit playstation game "gran turismo 2" -- it does have the side bonus of anyone behind you possibly parsing the "terios" on the spare tire case as an extremely expensive vanity bumper-sticker-analogue and wondering "who the fuck is terio?"
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
as featured in the hit playstation game "gran turismo 2" -- it does have the side bonus of anyone behind you possibly parsing the "terios" on the spare tire case as an extremely expensive vanity bumper-sticker-analogue and wondering "who the fuck is terio?"
this likely requires cheats to even do, but can be repeated indefinitely -- also it does not seem to work at all in the remaster
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
this likely requires cheats to even do, but can be repeated indefinitely -- also it does not seem to work at all in the remaster
majima everywhere is basically shadow of mordor's nemesis system, but with just the one guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
majima everywhere is basically shadow of mordor's nemesis system, but with just the one guy
and thus also related to ukemi
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
and thus also related to ukemi
history's greatest washing machine/livestock transport
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
history's greatest washing machine/livestock transport
ferret crimes
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
ferret crimes
this is how you get oreo prions
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
this is how you get oreo prions
toxic yuri kalevala reboot
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
toxic yuri kalevala reboot
they caught the penguin's fowl language
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
they caught the penguin's fowl language
a strand-type game
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
a strand-type game
karate has simply never looked better in animated form than sf3 makoto
November 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
karate has simply never looked better in animated form than sf3 makoto
vampire survivors, asteroids, smashtv, and MOBAs are also shmups (dynasty warriors -- despite ALSO being a MOBA -- is NOT a shmup)
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
vampire survivors, asteroids, smashtv, and MOBAs are also shmups (dynasty warriors -- despite ALSO being a MOBA -- is NOT a shmup)
yes yes no yes
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
yes yes no yes
who gets the stomping and who gets the clapping?
October 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
who gets the stomping and who gets the clapping?
legion camp is basically a fun shooting gallery for testing out mininukes, the satellite laser, and boone
October 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
legion camp is basically a fun shooting gallery for testing out mininukes, the satellite laser, and boone
boston dynamics already has the dystopian zoids
October 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
boston dynamics already has the dystopian zoids
literally a couple days ago "doesn't have a nazi tattoo" was such a low bar that it was in the same category of half-joking bare minimums as "has a pulse"
October 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
literally a couple days ago "doesn't have a nazi tattoo" was such a low bar that it was in the same category of half-joking bare minimums as "has a pulse"
a fun last resort backup plan would've been to smash them all up with a sledgehammer and do like a mosaic
October 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
a fun last resort backup plan would've been to smash them all up with a sledgehammer and do like a mosaic
there are tripod mounts for phones, and bluetooth shutter remotes for that
October 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
there are tripod mounts for phones, and bluetooth shutter remotes for that
i think this is what happens when you don't seal your grout
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
i think this is what happens when you don't seal your grout
♪STOP! in the name of love♪
October 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
♪STOP! in the name of love♪