Yeahbut MOST of them wanted to TAKE him down, not D*CK him down.

Can we Go Fund Me a Christmas hamper for the judge?

Or they could be sweet potato fries and he’s remembering when he could eat paprika chips and live.

Welcome to the menopause!

(Seriously, sympathies. Insomnia is awful. If you possibly can, when you wake, get up, have some non-caffeinated tea, and either go back to bed or do housework. Nap during the day to catch up. DO NOT touch your phone - that way madness lies.)

And now good morrow to our waking souls
That watch not one another out of fear.

This is what nieces are for 😉. Aunts are for filling a cool box with Cashel Blue, Clonakilty white pudding, dilisk, and “proper” soda bread. And Superquinn sausages.

Oh that’s so kind of you. But I’m back and forth to the UK so can probably have them delivered to a cousin and pick them up at some point.

🤣🤣🤣

Thank you so much. They’re gorgeous and I’m trying to brighten my tableware.

One 60 something here 😳. I love the plate. Can I ask where it came from?