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cinnobhan
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funky kong fan club
new 400mg caffeine preworkout name ideas:
- wrath and reckoning
- twisted death rat
- flesh bucket
- strawberry shark guts
- xtreme eldritch ecstasy
- BL00D
- all consuming pit of darkness
January 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
my family is bullying me to throw out my special cheese i just bought because it’s too stinky (it is sooo stinky)
January 3, 2026 at 4:40 AM
ay let’s go to the bar twin
December 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
thank you so much waze!! how did you know i wanted an alternate route that adds 6 minutes and takes 8 more turns?
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
gay son or rebellion leading bow wielding daughter?
December 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
slenderman should put those skinny lil fingees to use and help me get these last few pickles out the damn jar
December 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
TONIGHT THE MUSIC SEEMS SO LOUD‼️‼️
December 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
u either go to college or jupiter, choice is yours
December 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
max volume full version of careless whisper, cold glass of water, aquaphored up.. flow state.
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
drunk and losing in chess in the backseat of the uber, chat what core is this??
December 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
the fox says fuck off btw
December 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
me when i only count 2 pilots
December 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
mom wants beta blockers for christmas, what’s up wit that
December 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
i know those “jump to recipe” buttons are bullshit. some shit like <button id="dumbfuckingbutton” onclick="NOTHING LOL IDIOT">Jump to Recipe</button> like i don’t want to read a loving anecdote about your kids or how you broke an arm. show me the mac and cheese cups?? the culinary agenda sickens me.
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
a car just stopped for me as I was crossing the street and for some reason my dumb ass waved and smiled like this to them, i wish they just hit me
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
when Q4 hits and some of yall aren’t thinking bee, the hive just don’t hit the same😔
November 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM
kpop 67 hunters
November 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i have nothing but lemon water and cholera pumping through my digestive track rn
September 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
if a waymo car has one passenger, can it hypothetically use the HOV lane? let me know in the comments
September 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
i’m gonna run with scissors
September 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
if you can’t love me at my funky, you don’t deserve me at my kong 💔🥀⛓️ #FKOTW
September 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
not to sound like a broken record, but if you’re coming to a stop before entering an empty rotary, you might as well put it in park, turn off the ignition, and blow up your car
September 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
come with me to try the new viral poopy sandwich from Mr. Poops Sandwich Shop!😀
September 12, 2025 at 6:23 AM
according to some list, Mr. Beast is more influential than me. what did I do to piss off The Rolling Stones😭
August 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
bricked up with funky #FKOTW
August 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM