Lady RatBird
@cinniharpy.bsky.social
When you just want to take a shit in peace but a cockatiel is blasting the Chocobo Theme directly into your ear drum
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
When you just want to take a shit in peace but a cockatiel is blasting the Chocobo Theme directly into your ear drum
Lmaooooooo look what just showed up. It was definitely opened. Idk what happened here. Maybe someone took it off the porch, opened it, and was like "oh... its just used fat girl jeans..." and threw it back on my porch. I just oreded more thrift pants too so uh I guess I'm no longer hurting for pants
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Lmaooooooo look what just showed up. It was definitely opened. Idk what happened here. Maybe someone took it off the porch, opened it, and was like "oh... its just used fat girl jeans..." and threw it back on my porch. I just oreded more thrift pants too so uh I guess I'm no longer hurting for pants
I finally got the Kpop Demon Hunters dice up! The photos don't do them justice. It shows up so much better irl, but both have elements that show up under UV. Particularly the Saja Boys ones that have patterns only under blacklight!
I have one set of each ready to go and after that it's preorders!
I have one set of each ready to go and after that it's preorders!
November 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I finally got the Kpop Demon Hunters dice up! The photos don't do them justice. It shows up so much better irl, but both have elements that show up under UV. Particularly the Saja Boys ones that have patterns only under blacklight!
I have one set of each ready to go and after that it's preorders!
I have one set of each ready to go and after that it's preorders!
Trying to talk to support and they're like "check the delivery photo." The delivery photo in question:
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Trying to talk to support and they're like "check the delivery photo." The delivery photo in question:
I'll be out selling dice here from 11 to 4!
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'll be out selling dice here from 11 to 4!
Wasabi, aka my Wasa-bae, aka the rat equivalent of Queso, attempts to jump to me
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Wasabi, aka my Wasa-bae, aka the rat equivalent of Queso, attempts to jump to me
All set up at Adirondacon today! Featuring Ray, sleepy tired booth boyfriend
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
All set up at Adirondacon today! Featuring Ray, sleepy tired booth boyfriend
Idk it's like a slightly tangy-er key lime pie
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Idk it's like a slightly tangy-er key lime pie
I have made myself a lier lmao. BUT I was like, "If and only if the Taco Bell down the street has them, I will get one." And by some miracle they did.
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I have made myself a lier lmao. BUT I was like, "If and only if the Taco Bell down the street has them, I will get one." And by some miracle they did.
Is cold. Time to hide in human's hair and neck fat
November 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Is cold. Time to hide in human's hair and neck fat
Lol I just had my worst two vending events that I've ever had back-to-back, and I'm like
November 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Lol I just had my worst two vending events that I've ever had back-to-back, and I'm like
Lol I guess I picked all green dice for the examples, but obviously, I have more than that
November 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Lol I guess I picked all green dice for the examples, but obviously, I have more than that
Alright, my sales have been abysmal and I need to buy bird food. I am getting desperate. Please check out my dice so I can buy cheese man his nutriberries
Cinniharpyscrafts.etsy.com
Cinniharpyscrafts.etsy.com
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Alright, my sales have been abysmal and I need to buy bird food. I am getting desperate. Please check out my dice so I can buy cheese man his nutriberries
Cinniharpyscrafts.etsy.com
Cinniharpyscrafts.etsy.com
We'll be here till 4!
November 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
We'll be here till 4!
Happy uhhhh Labubu-ween
October 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Happy uhhhh Labubu-ween
And then it is Rat Time. The time of Rats.
October 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
And then it is Rat Time. The time of Rats.
When it's been A Day, but now it is Bird Time
October 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
When it's been A Day, but now it is Bird Time
Out at Big Gay Market in Albany until 4!
October 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Out at Big Gay Market in Albany until 4!
They got a spider donut costume, but idk I find this disappointing. I have a suggestion for improvement.
Picture it: I am wearing an inflatable inner tube pool float around my waist. It is decorated like the donut. I wear a brown shirt with two white circles. This is because my tits are the eyes.
Picture it: I am wearing an inflatable inner tube pool float around my waist. It is decorated like the donut. I wear a brown shirt with two white circles. This is because my tits are the eyes.
October 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
They got a spider donut costume, but idk I find this disappointing. I have a suggestion for improvement.
Picture it: I am wearing an inflatable inner tube pool float around my waist. It is decorated like the donut. I wear a brown shirt with two white circles. This is because my tits are the eyes.
Picture it: I am wearing an inflatable inner tube pool float around my waist. It is decorated like the donut. I wear a brown shirt with two white circles. This is because my tits are the eyes.
Boys... we got him
October 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Boys... we got him
Idk what I am doing with my life. I have not slept, and I went to like 5 different Dunkin locations looking for the purple Spider Donut keychain, but I could not find it 😭 But at least I got actual spider donuts. I split one with the rats.
October 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Idk what I am doing with my life. I have not slept, and I went to like 5 different Dunkin locations looking for the purple Spider Donut keychain, but I could not find it 😭 But at least I got actual spider donuts. I split one with the rats.
Oh my fucking god????? Is THIS why they thought that???? This fucking AI text????? Can we opt out of this? What the fuck
October 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Oh my fucking god????? Is THIS why they thought that???? This fucking AI text????? Can we opt out of this? What the fuck