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@cineastette.bsky.social
i am here for one thing, and that thing is radiostatic
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the fact that i’ve only read one fic in which #vox is subjected to an explanation of #omegaverse after his vox dei performance is an absolute CRIME against humanity.
i’m just a girl, standing in front of the #hazbinhotel fandom, asking more of you to step up and scandalize the evil tv man 📺🙏
i’m just a girl, standing in front of the #hazbinhotel fandom, asking more of you to step up and scandalize the evil tv man 📺🙏
January 25, 2026 at 10:08 PM
the fact that i’ve only read one fic in which #vox is subjected to an explanation of #omegaverse after his vox dei performance is an absolute CRIME against humanity.
i’m just a girl, standing in front of the #hazbinhotel fandom, asking more of you to step up and scandalize the evil tv man 📺🙏
i’m just a girl, standing in front of the #hazbinhotel fandom, asking more of you to step up and scandalize the evil tv man 📺🙏
Reposted by heather on #radiostatic & #hazbin bullshit 📺🦌
If we get a role reversal in S3 where Alastor keeps asking around about Vox bc he’s vanished out of the public eye and nobody else really cares where he is, I’ll be the emotional equivalent of a rotisserie chicken rotating on a spit for too long I hope that makes sense
#radiostatic
#radiostatic
January 24, 2026 at 10:58 AM
If we get a role reversal in S3 where Alastor keeps asking around about Vox bc he’s vanished out of the public eye and nobody else really cares where he is, I’ll be the emotional equivalent of a rotisserie chicken rotating on a spit for too long I hope that makes sense
#radiostatic
#radiostatic
me: it’s so weird that the tiktok algorithm thinks i’m #autistic 🤔
also me: *uses a pair of literal pliers to pull the cotton ball out of a bottle of my dog’s anxiety medication because i can’t stand the texture*
a man in a white suit is speaking into a microphone and saying `` i guess we 'll never know `` .
ALT: a man in a white suit is speaking into a microphone and saying `` i guess we 'll never know `` .
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January 24, 2026 at 7:55 PM
me: it’s so weird that the tiktok algorithm thinks i’m #autistic 🤔
also me: *uses a pair of literal pliers to pull the cotton ball out of a bottle of my dog’s anxiety medication because i can’t stand the texture*
look, i will (almost) never yuck someone’s yum, but i gotta admit that radiojoy fills me with genuine confusion because alastor would destroy emily’s innocence faster than you can order & receive a little caesar’s hot and ready pizza
a group of cartoon characters are standing next to each other in front of a building .
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing next to each other in front of a building .
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January 23, 2026 at 10:25 PM
look, i will (almost) never yuck someone’s yum, but i gotta admit that radiojoy fills me with genuine confusion because alastor would destroy emily’s innocence faster than you can order & receive a little caesar’s hot and ready pizza
its giving #alastor in every #murdermedia AU and i need you all to know that it hits every time 😌
January 23, 2026 at 6:47 AM
its giving #alastor in every #murdermedia AU and i need you all to know that it hits every time 😌
you DARE to bless my timeline with this gorgeous art?!?!
straight to jail to think about what you’ve done! 😤
straight to jail to think about what you’ve done! 😤
late night murdermedia because my ass just wont go to sleep ☕
#hazbinhotel #murdermedia #radiostatic #staticradio #voxal
#hazbinhotel #murdermedia #radiostatic #staticradio #voxal
January 22, 2026 at 9:25 PM
you DARE to bless my timeline with this gorgeous art?!?!
straight to jail to think about what you’ve done! 😤
straight to jail to think about what you’ve done! 😤
i get to watch the last 3 episodes of #hazbinhotel s2 with my bestie tonight and i am so excited to finally be able to tell her all of my canon divergent fic ideas without fear of spoilers 🤩🥳
a cartoon character with a tv head and a sign that says " max "
ALT: a cartoon character with a tv head and a sign that says " max "
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January 21, 2026 at 11:25 PM
i get to watch the last 3 episodes of #hazbinhotel s2 with my bestie tonight and i am so excited to finally be able to tell her all of my canon divergent fic ideas without fear of spoilers 🤩🥳
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January 17, 2026 at 2:11 AM
my emotional support serial killers 😌
January 20, 2026 at 11:05 PM
my emotional support serial killers 😌
January 19, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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love your friends, let your friends love you
January 19, 2026 at 3:19 PM
love your friends, let your friends love you
still thinking about how #Vox dismissed the question of physically accessing Heaven by calling it “semantics”
like, Valentino was so real for asking about it, and not having a real answer has left my canon-divergent fic idea kinda dead in the water, which somehow just makes his response funnier? 🤣
like, Valentino was so real for asking about it, and not having a real answer has left my canon-divergent fic idea kinda dead in the water, which somehow just makes his response funnier? 🤣
a cartoon character with a tv on his head and a bow tie is standing in front of a castle .
ALT: a cartoon character with a tv on his head and a bow tie is standing in front of a castle .
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January 19, 2026 at 8:50 PM
still thinking about how #Vox dismissed the question of physically accessing Heaven by calling it “semantics”
like, Valentino was so real for asking about it, and not having a real answer has left my canon-divergent fic idea kinda dead in the water, which somehow just makes his response funnier? 🤣
like, Valentino was so real for asking about it, and not having a real answer has left my canon-divergent fic idea kinda dead in the water, which somehow just makes his response funnier? 🤣
the bestie and i made it to s2e4 today and i literally feel like i can die in peace knowing i did my part to spread the gospel of #radiostatic
January 18, 2026 at 6:01 AM
the bestie and i made it to s2e4 today and i literally feel like i can die in peace knowing i did my part to spread the gospel of #radiostatic
Reposted by heather on #radiostatic & #hazbin bullshit 📺🦌
Reposted by heather on #radiostatic & #hazbin bullshit 📺🦌
me, introducing my best friend to vox & alastor
one of my fav character types is "They suck, I love them"
naturally, hellaverse
naturally, hellaverse
January 17, 2026 at 3:50 AM
me, introducing my best friend to vox & alastor
is there a specific name for the type of humor that would have been a hit @tumblr.com #textpost between 2013-2017?
if not, there should be!
that’s the content that i’m looking for on bluesky. bury me in fandom and #shitposts and you’ll become my favorite app 🙏🏻
if not, there should be!
that’s the content that i’m looking for on bluesky. bury me in fandom and #shitposts and you’ll become my favorite app 🙏🏻
January 16, 2026 at 9:04 PM
is there a specific name for the type of humor that would have been a hit @tumblr.com #textpost between 2013-2017?
if not, there should be!
that’s the content that i’m looking for on bluesky. bury me in fandom and #shitposts and you’ll become my favorite app 🙏🏻
if not, there should be!
that’s the content that i’m looking for on bluesky. bury me in fandom and #shitposts and you’ll become my favorite app 🙏🏻
Reposted by heather on #radiostatic & #hazbin bullshit 📺🦌
'what is this feeling?' playing in the distance
#RadioStatic
#RadioStatic
January 16, 2026 at 5:07 PM
'what is this feeling?' playing in the distance
#RadioStatic
#RadioStatic
some of you have never paused your tv to give the animated character on screen a little kiss and it SHOWS 😤
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
some of you have never paused your tv to give the animated character on screen a little kiss and it SHOWS 😤
*quietly* ……..don’t do this to me 😭
January 16, 2026 at 12:05 AM
*quietly* ……..don’t do this to me 😭
it’s genuinely so fun to rewatch s1 of #hazbinhotel and remember how delightfully cunty and unserious Alastor is when he’s not actively falling apart from an angelic soul wound 😂
a cartoon character is drinking from a bottle that says oh pee
ALT: a cartoon character is drinking from a bottle that says oh pee
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January 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
it’s genuinely so fun to rewatch s1 of #hazbinhotel and remember how delightfully cunty and unserious Alastor is when he’s not actively falling apart from an angelic soul wound 😂
i just got to watch the first 4 episodes of #hazbinhotel with my best friend and it’s her first time seeing the show 🤩🥰
Y’all…..SHE GETS IT!
i feel like i can confidently say that my week has now peaked 😭
Y’all…..SHE GETS IT!
i feel like i can confidently say that my week has now peaked 😭
January 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
i just got to watch the first 4 episodes of #hazbinhotel with my best friend and it’s her first time seeing the show 🤩🥰
Y’all…..SHE GETS IT!
i feel like i can confidently say that my week has now peaked 😭
Y’all…..SHE GETS IT!
i feel like i can confidently say that my week has now peaked 😭
you can’t do this to me unless there’s a companion fic 😭😭😭
January 15, 2026 at 12:02 AM
you can’t do this to me unless there’s a companion fic 😭😭😭
Reposted by heather on #radiostatic & #hazbin bullshit 📺🦌
yes, go for it! what could possibly go wrong...
#hazbinhotel #radiostatic #staticradio #radiosilence #voxal
#hazbinhotel #radiostatic #staticradio #radiosilence #voxal
January 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
yes, go for it! what could possibly go wrong...
#hazbinhotel #radiostatic #staticradio #radiosilence #voxal
#hazbinhotel #radiostatic #staticradio #radiosilence #voxal